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pandora
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posted October 10, 2002 02:03 AM |
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Kilgore and Gelu's Tale
....Turn the page and thousands die. And for what? For the pride of two leaders who are inexorably drawn together by the power of two swords and a mutual destiny.
And then the Sword of Frost and Armageddon's Blade clash.
A blinding flash!
And then as we know, readers, Erathia was destroyed and those who survived were transported to the land we now know as Axeoth. But what of our 2 great leaders : Kilgore and Gelu? This is their story....
"Ughhh, what happened?" Kilgor unsteadily rose to his feet, and surveyed the land , squinting against the blazing sun "Where is this place?!"
"I don't know Kilgore, when the Blades met something horrible happened.. we've been transported" replied the Elven leader Gelu.
"Just you and me? Just my luck to be stuck with you - " Kilgore started, but Gelu quickly cut him off "Kilgore, if we are to survive, we must do so as allies, from here on we need to stick together if we wish to get home"
Kilgore looked as if to protest, then changed his mind and nodded at Gelu "Home...yes."
Silently they looked out at the land, it seemed uninhabited , lush and green with rolling hills as far as the eye could see. The only signs of life were rabbits, hopping by here and there. The two walked silently for what seemed like hours, until they spotted what appeared to be some sort of dwelling built into one of the hills.
"A dwelling! Lets go!" Kilgore exclaimed.
"Yes lets, perhaps we'll find some answers, but be careful " Gelu answered puuting his hand on the still intact Armaggedon's Blade.
What happened next left our heroes speechless, 4 childlike creatures came bouncing out of the dwelling, each a different color, and each with a different strange shape upon their head.
"Tinky Winky!!" exclaimed the largest of the 4 "Dipsy!!" cried the second "La-La" Shouted the third "and Po!!" said the littlest.
"What are they?" whispered Kilgore to Gelu, "I don't know" he replied "but immediately i do not like them"
At that the 4 creatures began to dance around Gelu and Kilgore , chanting "Teletubbies!!" and giggling madly.
"Lets just kill them" Kilgore stated coldly.
But as he drew the Sword of Frost, something strange happened to one of the creatures, his stomach began to glow and then an image of some strange children appeared..
"Witchcraft!!" Gelu cried, turning away. Kilgore did the same. Then when they thought it was over and turned back, the Image repeated itself - again Gelu hid his eyes from the sight. But Kilgore, trying determine the time of day instead looked upwards directly into the sun.
"IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK" he shrieked, not like you would expect of a mighty barbarian, but his scream was more that of a frightened little girl. It made Gelu's blood run cold.
"What is it man??" Gelu demanded, Kilgore's reply puzzled him "Look at the sun Gelu."
And then Gelu saw it, the sun was not the sun at all but a giant baby's head casting forth blinding rays of light!!
"By the God's Kilgore, we must leave right now!! Draw your sword!" he scouted
As Kilgore raised the Sword of Frost an eerie voice echoed thoughout the land "The Sun Was Setting in the Sky.. Teletubbies, Wave Bye-Bye!" The Creatures began to dance around once more, giggling and saying "bye bye!"
"Yes," said Gelu "wave bye-bye..."
And once again the two great swords of power clashed - a blinding flash! The land was destroyed, just as was Erathia..who knows where our heroes ended up this time. One thing is for sure, it couldn't be worse.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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LichKing
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posted October 10, 2002 04:36 AM |
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But tell me.....
What of the Noo-Noo??? Did it clean up all the Tubby Custard? I'll not sleep until I know, I fear.
Great tale, Pan 
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phoebeduviels
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Que?
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posted October 10, 2002 07:16 AM |
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that was hillarious...
Too bad one of the heroes don't kill the telettubies
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted October 10, 2002 11:17 AM |
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WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH..my Teletubbies!!!
You're evil Pan ..EVIL!
Now what am I supposed to watch for 23 hours a day?
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privatehudson
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posted October 10, 2002 04:45 PM |
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Quote:
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH..my Teletubbies!!!
You're evil Pan ..EVIL!
Now what am I supposed to watch for 23 hours a day?
Well you could try Tweenies?
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Medusa
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Yeah, right
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posted October 10, 2002 05:00 PM |
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:) funny!
hahahahahahahahaha... tweenies teletubies you guys made me laugh..
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Joel
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posted October 11, 2002 12:08 AM |
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I knew that Armageddon's blade was bad news, but did anyone listen to me? Oh no. ;p
I mean, with a name like Armageddon's blade you just know it's going to...., I don't know, END THE WORLD or something. 
Still, I'm glad the truth is finally out in the open here. I never expected the teletubbies, they seemd so cute and friendly, I guess it's always the one's you least suspect. Hmmmm, I wonder what Garfield is up to?
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Aculias
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posted October 11, 2002 02:11 AM |
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Ok in short Gelu & Kilgore are Tele buddies who really dance, sing & sleep on the same bed like a close family & we know who wears the dress of the two huh Gelu 
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 08, 2003 01:30 PM |
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Here, have a laugh . Revived!~
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Yolk and God bless.
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2XtremeTotake
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posted June 21, 2003 09:22 PM |
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Is that the real HOMM storyline?
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Lith-Maethor
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posted June 23, 2003 10:06 AM |
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ROTFLMAO
oh the horror... the T-t-T-t-Telletubbies!!!!
with their luck, Kilgor and my ol' buddy Gelu probably visited Barney's world next...
the people of HC demand a sequel!!!!
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Dingo
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posted March 07, 2004 11:22 PM |
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I feel sorry for Gelu and Kilgor. If I was in there situation, I'd be scared to death.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 08, 2004 04:36 AM |
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Totally
Edit: Revived.
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hamsi128
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posted March 08, 2004 08:39 AM |
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i hate teletubbies... i think creators of these 3 goons blablablablabla
nice story pan... you deserved a free tossbeer on my tavern
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LichKing
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posted March 08, 2004 09:20 AM |
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Bring on Chapter 2!!!!!!
looooooool, been awhile since I saw this one.
Pan, you ROCK!
C'mon now, don't let a poor dead bastard down......
Give us the next installment!
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Vadskye91
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Back again
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posted March 12, 2004 02:51 PM |
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Please?
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Nimrod_The_D...
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posted March 12, 2004 04:42 PM |
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hehe..lol!
i think the teletubbies are the new symbol of terror, with their cheerfullness.
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Dingo
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posted March 13, 2004 09:46 PM |
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Kids should boycott Teletubbies.
Teletubbies are making kids stupid.
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 13, 2004 10:05 PM |
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Yeah! Just look at Dingo and you'll see what he's talking about
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
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posted March 13, 2004 11:00 PM |
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I know from experience.
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