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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Rules for a better life
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted March 07, 2003 11:31 AM

Rules for a better life

Post ur life-experience here for (mostly) obvious things that can help other people.

For example: yesterday I dropped my cell-phone in the toilet FOR THE SECOND TIME

So here is
RULE 1: When pulling up ur pants turn ur back to the toilet.




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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted March 07, 2003 11:46 AM

dont start a game until your coffee is ready and/or the water for your coffee is ready.

Otherwise, you are most likely to burn the teapot.

Same applies for several types food. ie: toast
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haile73
haile73


Promising
Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2003 03:34 PM

don't make plans for tomorrow when playing Tim

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted March 08, 2003 12:34 AM
Edited By: silx87 on 7 Mar 2003

In civ2,never give techs to ur ally!(got my ass kicked twice cuz of that )

Never cross the road if u haven't been sleeping well!(yeap,I got hit by a car last year)


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DoddTheSlayer
DoddTheSlayer


Promising
Famous Hero
Banned from opening threads
posted March 08, 2003 03:12 AM

Never do the weekly shopping on an empty stomach.

You will always spend more.
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted March 08, 2003 04:46 AM

Remember to always wear clean underwear.
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted March 08, 2003 08:41 AM

Quote:

For example: yesterday I dropped my cell-phone in the toilet FOR THE SECOND TIME



Learn to laugh at life.  Sure sometimes youve got to be serious but....

Marry someone who can cook (and enjoys it)

Never be without chockie
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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted March 10, 2003 11:02 AM

Look out for brainwashing even when people laugh at you for doing that. Their laughing indicates one of two things:
1) you are paranoid.
2) they are brainwashed.
number two occurs too often to drop the habbit.
The extra conciousness and awareness you gain when you are free from brainwashing may feel alienating for a while, but eventually you'll be glad you did.
P.S. you're the one who's brainwashed if you're laughing at me.
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Planeswalker
Planeswalker


Famous Hero
Chaotic Good
posted March 10, 2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Marry someone who can cook (and enjoys it)




But also:

Marry someone who plays Heroes IV

and

Don't drink coke while playing Heroes. (I once spilled some of that evil liquid onto my keyboard. Ugh.. )
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LordLazy
LordLazy


Promising
Famous Hero
Wood cleaner
posted March 10, 2003 12:25 PM

Rule of the day must be

Spill milk and coffe on your keyboard if it's not working as it should....I did, and after that my keyboard worked fine
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Planeswalker
Planeswalker


Famous Hero
Chaotic Good
posted March 10, 2003 02:19 PM
Edited By: Planeswalker on 10 Mar 2003

Quote:
Spill milk and coffe on your keyboard if it's not working as it should....I did, and after that my keyboard worked fine


Sure, but neither milk nor coffee are Coca-Cola company products with lots of nasty sugar...

So the rule is:
If you decide to spill coffee on your keyboard to make it work, make sure somebody hasn't put sugar in it.
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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
posted March 10, 2003 02:20 PM

Never ty to be a nazi...
I have tried it as a social experiment for the last few days, and yesterday, I actually started arguing with my mother about the need for human rights.

Also, more generally: Post some posts at HC each day; it keeps the doctor away!
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LordLazy
LordLazy


Promising
Famous Hero
Wood cleaner
posted March 10, 2003 02:34 PM

Never ever tell parents whole thruth!

Example: u come home at night after a long poker game, DO NOT TELL THEM THIS tell them u where playin some other card game...or another game....like monopoly
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted March 10, 2003 07:39 PM

Quote:
Never ty to be a nazi...
I have tried it as a social experiment for the last few days, and yesterday, I actually started arguing with my mother about the need for human rights.

I would like to xpand that suggestion:
Never ever try to be a nazi,cuz then u'll have to deal with me!I hate nazis!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted March 11, 2003 12:23 AM

Consider job counciling when you start to answer the phone with "Go to Hell."

The best Saturdays are spent causing trouble at large stores like Target and Toys R Us.
(WARNING: The above may lead to a suspension from store.)

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want to be!
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lord_crusader
lord_crusader


Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
posted March 11, 2003 01:04 AM

Kiss your girl before a "blow job", after, you know that
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lord_crusader
lord_crusader


Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
posted March 11, 2003 01:06 AM
Edited By: lord_crusader on 10 Mar 2003

And girls Kiss your boy before a "blow job", after, you know that
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted March 11, 2003 03:26 AM

Always remember to wear relatively new underwear.
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tewilligar
tewilligar


Famous Hero
Just another willigar
posted March 11, 2003 08:03 AM

always put your cell phone on bathroom counter when going to the bathroom.(within reach of course)

there ya go Kuma buddy
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tewilligar
tewilligar


Famous Hero
Just another willigar
posted March 11, 2003 08:07 AM

oh yeah

if you wake up in the morning with a hand that smeels like bum,your butt was itchy last night
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