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TheEverLiving
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posted May 04, 2003 03:56 AM |
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Proverb Game
Lets have some fun with proverbs, lets see how many we can get, I'll start. 
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails. 
Oo_TEL_oO
Macy Gray: On How Life Is
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted May 06, 2003 12:59 AM |
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woman who is blonde can't dial 911
(like this?)
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Nasty
Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
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posted May 06, 2003 01:16 AM |
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Man who saves a wild beaver is a man that cant drown.
Man who drinks plums juice is a man that can ride a bike with no hands.
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 06, 2003 10:04 PM |
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Man who ride like hell, bound to get there
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 06, 2003 10:19 PM |
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Glad to see you here, Romana . And can anyone please tell me what this game is all about?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted May 06, 2003 11:02 PM |
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When in times of trouble u run into a wall,bounce off and run into it again
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 07, 2003 01:32 AM |
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Thx Lord Woock
now tell me ..what is that dream that finally will come true? or did it already happen?
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Virginity like balloon -- one prick, all gone
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 07, 2003 01:34 AM |
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P r i c k is censored?????
..and darn..I forgot about the flood protect too
LOL
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 07, 2003 10:54 AM |
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Look for a thread called "European English", and you shall know what dream it is .
Ok, get on with the game .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted May 07, 2003 01:30 PM |
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ye olde unix proverb...
ever tried? ever failed? ...try again, fail again...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 07, 2003 07:48 PM |
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted May 07, 2003 10:04 PM |
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Only boring people are interesting in the morning
Only in Moscow,when driving in the wrong lane can you get hit by a car from behind!
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 04, 2003 09:40 PM |
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 19, 2004 07:19 AM |
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Man who eats chicken is man who is full on chicken.
lol this is hard let me try again...
Man who eats fire asks for burnt tongue.
Edit: Got rid of article to sound like chinese philosopher.
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Go Red Sox!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted June 19, 2004 11:39 AM |
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The one who has never tasted a kiss,
Shall never taste bliss
Playing heroes 2 all day, might make you a bit gay
The Real Deal, Doesn't like, ally mcbeal
Harry potter is just another
'Which nobody likes, only with spikes.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted June 19, 2004 01:10 PM |
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He who doesn't ask, doesn't get answers.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 19, 2004 01:29 PM |
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Crowded Elevator Smell different to midget
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted June 19, 2004 04:15 PM |
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He who waits not make it across tracks in time.
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Knowledge is power...
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 20, 2004 07:27 AM |
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Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who walks through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 20, 2004 07:41 AM |
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A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:
Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but... how?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
A penny saved is... not much.
Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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