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Trogdor
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posted August 13, 2004 12:33 PM |
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I need a clue.
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tyler
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posted August 13, 2004 12:51 PM |
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Not a bad joke 
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Trogdor
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posted August 13, 2004 12:53 PM |
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Not funny
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lord_Echo
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Ranger of the good
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posted August 13, 2004 01:40 PM |
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i got to one of those error pages after two clicks!
so... didnt work on me! 
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Asmodean
Responsible
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted November 18, 2004 09:18 PM |
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister.
You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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tigris
Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
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posted November 19, 2004 11:35 AM |
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this one is real:
a blonde shows up at the trainstation, her hands full of luggage, 2 minutes before her train departure. she loocks at the first wagon and sighs"no.1", next one "no.2",next one "no.2", next one "no.2", next one "no.2", next one "no.2, where the heck is no 8?" she asks the man next to her(me). I'm looking at her with a fatherly attitude and say: "your ticket is in first class? No? Then climb in this one !"
{bad english for me here, hope you got the point}
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted November 21, 2004 05:38 PM |
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Quote:
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister.
You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
This truly diserves a ROFLMAO
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
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Professional
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posted November 22, 2004 11:54 AM |
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Wanna know how to keep an IDIOT busy?!
See below post!
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 22, 2004 11:56 AM |
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Wanna know how to keep an IDIOT busy?!
See above post!
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John says to live above hell.
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