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LordLazy
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posted May 26, 2003 02:23 AM |
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Girls...huh?
It's a tough life beeing a silly, single and stupid guy...agree?
So....my ques is....what's wrong with girls nowadays?!!
They are either busy, stupid, ugly...or just say stupid things...
So.....what can WE do about it?...I got no ideas....but I think I've got some hints that might help u.
OK...first of all, I'll teach u the rating systems of girls, the one most used and also the best and most accurate!
there are three main grades; 1. cabbage 2. milk chocolate 3. confectionary candy. Of course...there are also "mid-grades", but I wont mention them here, coz u want need them yet.
So, what is a CABBAGE? a cabbage is the ugliest girl available on the free marked, she's also usually quite huge. Pimples also aint rare.....these ones wont even sufficient if your really desperate!!! How does a cabbage act?....because of their lack of social intelligence...theyr normally snows..sad but true...in some rare cases though, they are nice....which might make them a milk chocolate instead...if a above average cabbage of course...
MILK CHOCOLATE: yummie....In tell u...these are usually the ones worth trying....theyr not ugly...nor especially gorgeus....theyr just normal girls....theyr not snows....and theyr not huge. Of course...there's always exceptions...but then I wouldnt rate them in this class anyway....
CONFECTIONARY CANDY: the hottest of the hot...normal people have no chance on these.....theyr gorgeus...definitaly not huge...and often got huuuuge tits (note: not flipperty-flopperty ones!) The problem with these of course...is....that their snows...as mentioned above...theres always exceptions...but they are rare..
So...now I'll tell u my problem..
Since I'm so goddamn hot....the MILK CHOCOLATES (the ones worth having) dont dare to try to get me (coz theyr not beatiful enough)...the only ones worthy me is the CONFECTIONARY CANDY.....and since theyr normally snows....well....u get my point....it always ends up with nothing 
Other types of problems for other people might be that theyr to ugly...or to nice....or...well.....it always ends up with nothing or a CABBAGE::::ALWAYS!!!!!
So guys....we got to find a solution for this!!! HEEEEEEELP!!! 
PS: also remember that a CONFECTIONARY CANDY will always have a cabbage girlfriend...and milk chocolates will have milk chocolates ones....
PPS: oh...and GL 
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 26, 2003 03:11 AM |
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lol i thought i knew all girls rating systems but this sure was a new one.
Although was a time since me and friends "rated" the girls, now we usually only use clock system and let the other people decide what they think.
Although one of the funniest "rating" systems was our last one...it was called "schhhhtsssshhhh" [spank sound]... and basically went out that each time you saw a hot girl you start making these "schhhhtsssshhhh" sounds on a scale from 1-5. And you did the spanking move with your hand...
1 was ugly, so we never usually used that unless we wanted to show the otherones some ugly looking girl (known as lord_lazys "cabbage).
2 was average
3 was average but something extra, like really nice ass or big breasts...or good looking but nothing special when it comes to body.
4 was good looking to really good looking, this was our top. Atleast me or my friends never gave out a
5 this is the "perfect" girl (when it comes to looks)... this is like the girl that when you see one in the street you better put your hands infront of you so you feel upcoming obstacles because the eyes will be glued to the girl...trust me.
And this was such a good system because it was so discrete, like in the Max drive through and a hot girl got the order you could do this in the car and she wouldnt notice...
We thought we had commen up with perfect rating system for girls.
But..
As all good stuff also this had its bad sides.
Drunk bad sides.
Like when you were at pub and instead of make the sound&move you actually struck the girls ass instead.
Or you do it on the dance floor and everyone think you are some S/M dude when you spank the people around you (which you dont notice off course since being to drunk).
Yeah...we abandond that system quite fast... somehow it started to get a bad rep...
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Dmnd
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Confused Girlie
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posted May 26, 2003 04:37 AM |
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/me spanks you both for being dills
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 26, 2003 06:07 AM |
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Quote:
/me spanks you both for being dills
[Austin powers voice]Ohh Behave! [/Austin powers voice]
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MandyBug1982
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posted May 26, 2003 07:10 AM |
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Well Lazy It may be treads like these that put you I the type of spots you "get into".!
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted May 26, 2003 07:20 AM |
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Well, according to you, Milk Chocolates always seek each other and therefore have the tendency to form herds. I would advise you to observe a herd for some time and then choose a specific individual that you like. When you approach this individual, the peer pressure of the other members of the herd will force her into your arms, as long as you take the first step, which requires a little courage.
Of course, try to make eyecontact first. Without any doubt there will be a little giggling and related gestures from the herd. This is the point at which you have to keep a straight face. Once this stage is over, you have a fair chance of attracting the attention of your specifically chosen individual. The next trick will be to seperate her from the rest of the herd, but I'm leaving that to you.
NOTE: This is theory. Created from my observations as the Watcher of All, but not tested (because I hardly ever leave this computer) in real life. No guarantee that it will work, but some idea is better than nothing.
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MandyBug1982
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posted May 26, 2003 08:17 AM |
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Yeah, gotta have something to go on .
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Dmnd
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Confused Girlie
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posted May 26, 2003 09:08 AM |
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Herds.....
Why do I feel like I should be moo-ing?
MEN!
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MandyBug1982
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posted May 26, 2003 09:16 AM |
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Hmmmmmmm, I think that I'll save the "Mooing" for the Mighty G's , cause i think they are the ones that are good at it.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 26, 2003 09:21 AM |
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categorizing girls?
...you should be ashamed of yourselves ...they are humans too you know ...not something you can put a price tag on ...they have feelings, not matter what the exterior
...just for the record ...we use the classic 10-scale ...it allows a wider range of rating
...jftr-part deux: sometimes the 7s are actually 10s, but just don't look the part at first sight ...talking from experience
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Dmnd
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Confused Girlie
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posted May 26, 2003 09:26 AM |
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/me spanks Lith too
And I nearly had some respect for you
*duck*
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MandyBug1982
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posted May 26, 2003 09:26 AM |
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LOL that's really deep if you think about it lol
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 26, 2003 09:38 AM |
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unfortunately for me...
I talk fast but go slow...
(did I mention this is thethird day away from my GF? ...why do parents have to visit???)
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MandyBug1982
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posted May 26, 2003 09:41 AM |
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I don't know,but they do and it really sux lol
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Planeswalker
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posted May 26, 2003 12:13 PM |
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1 was ugly, so we never usually used that unless we wanted to show the otherones some ugly looking girl (known as lord_lazys "cabbage).
2 was average
3 was average but something extra, like really nice ass or big breasts...or good looking but nothing special when it comes to body.
4 was good looking to really good looking, this was our top. Atleast me or my friends never gave out a
5 this is the "perfect" girl (when it comes to looks)... this is like the girl that when you see one in the street you better put your hands infront of you so you feel upcoming obstacles because the eyes will be glued to the girl...trust me.
This rating system is ridiculous. You give a girl "1" if you think she's ugly, but IMO you can't rate a girl this way. You have to see if she's friendly or snowy, a good listener.... and all those things that I won't bother to list. This thread shows that you're still immature, if it wasn't meant to be a bad joke.
Gosh, must be hard to be girls nowadays. They have to pass strick quality tests before they are accepted. Nuff said.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 26, 2003 12:39 PM |
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wishful thinking...
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This rating system is ridiculous. You give a girl "1" if you think she's ugly, but IMO you can't rate a girl this way. You have to see if she's friendly or snowy, a good listener... ...Gosh, must be hard to be girls nowadays. They have to pass strick quality tests before they are accepted. Nuff said.
first of all, no matter what we think or how unfair it is, first impression is always based on LOOKS ...it is natural for men and women alike to get into such ratings, even as a joke
second, it is much harder for us guys... even though we like to think we control the game... it is the way of nature... enhanced by ideas and notions such as so-called romantism and chivalry ...in short, females rule... wtf are we always expected to take the first step? ...ain't that a bit unfair?
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Dmnd
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Confused Girlie
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posted May 26, 2003 12:50 PM |
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Think everyone (both sexes) are always going to rate each other, whether internally or among friends - after all we all like different things and looks is the most instantly noticeable thing about ppl (in rl anyhow). But yeh to really rate someone you have to dig deeper than looks, other things are more important in life. 
Men dont always have to take the first step - some of us wimmin will, and some wimmin prefer if you dont cos it means theyre left in peace Just think its harder for wimmin to do, cos okei we all hate rejection, but also wimmin tend to get branded as desp or snows if they do it too often and too fast? Here anyhow
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Khayman
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posted May 26, 2003 02:12 PM |
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More info please...
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wimmin tend to get branded as desp or snows if they do it too often and too fast? Here anyhow
Please let us know where we can find 'wimmin' like this. If the world had more desperate snows, it would be a much better place for everyone.
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 26, 2003 04:21 PM |
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Question for those rate-guys...
How many of you ever actually had a girlfriend?
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bjorn190
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posted May 26, 2003 04:32 PM |
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I dont rate girls..
but somehow I only hang out with attractive, fit girls.
I guess thats my type
I like them for their personalities though
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