Heroes of Might and Magic Community
visiting hero! Register | Today's Posts | Games | Search! | FAQ/Rules | AvatarList | MemberList | Profile


Age of Heroes Headlines:  
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
6 Aug 2016: Troubled Heroes VII Expansion Release - read more
26 Apr 2016: Heroes VII XPack - Trial by Fire - Coming out in June! - read more
17 Apr 2016: Global Alternative Creatures MOD for H7 after 1.8 Patch! - read more
7 Mar 2016: Romero launches a Piano Sonata Album Kickstarter! - read more
19 Feb 2016: Heroes 5.5 RC6, Heroes VII patch 1.7 are out! - read more
13 Jan 2016: Horn of the Abyss 1.4 Available for Download! - read more
17 Dec 2015: Heroes 5.5 update, 1.6 out for H7 - read more
23 Nov 2015: H7 1.4 & 1.5 patches Released - read more
31 Oct 2015: First H7 patches are out, End of DoC development - read more
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
[X] Remove Ads
LOGIN:     Username:     Password:         [ Register ]
HOMM1: info forum | HOMM2: info forum | HOMM3: info mods forum | HOMM4: info CTG forum | HOMM5: info mods forum | MMH6: wiki forum | MMH7: wiki forum
Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Fight!
Thread: Fight! This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · NEXT»
IRh
IRh


Famous Hero
Lizard
posted May 28, 2003 05:23 PM
Edited By: IRh on 30 May 2003

Fight!

A game: Post Combat.
edit: WITH NO RULES!!!
old rules:
1. Any hero can join the game and attack any hero that posted here.
2. Initial hero HP is 20, damage range is 1-5.
3. The damage value is determined by the third hero - not attacker, not attacking.
4. You CAN do something else. (make allies, asking for mercy etc)

Example:
lRh: lRh is here.
RedSoxFan: RedSoxFan attacks IRh with sword.
Lord_Woock: Too dull, only 1. lRh now has 19 HP.
      Woock gets his axe and ...
(He can attack Lizard or RedSoxFan)
Stargazer: ... Woock made # Dmg. ... now has ## HP
      Stargazer ...

Clear?

OK. three... two... one...
FIGHT!

lRh:20HP
lRh waits for the other fighters.
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Apophis
Apophis


Known Hero
Creeping Death
posted May 28, 2003 05:32 PM

Me hits you in the head with the toilet sit. This is a full damage hit, right?
Anyway can I have the bodies of those who die?
____________
Ars Moriendi

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Medusa
Medusa


Famous Hero
Yeah, right
posted May 28, 2003 06:08 PM

I stone gaze you all
____________
Guardians Grove forum

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 28, 2003 06:12 PM

You can't stone me !
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
stargazer
stargazer


Famous Hero
hero of order and life
posted May 28, 2003 06:33 PM

i attack lich king with the destroy undead spell
____________
When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 28, 2003 06:41 PM

Hmmm.. since "Destroy Undead" (or Holy Word/Shout) does not work on undead heroes, then...

I cast "hand of Death" on stargazer...
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
stargazer
stargazer


Famous Hero
hero of order and life
posted May 28, 2003 06:49 PM

i cast anti magic on myself and draw my sword and attack. I can do that cant i? or he cant cast a third person desides right?
____________
When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 28, 2003 06:58 PM

Nope.. Hand of death is an instant spell...

You die right now.

I animate stargazer and order him to attack the first member who post here...

Now I'm teleporting to my Necropolis... cya...
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 28, 2003 07:20 PM

Lord Woock flies through the battle scene on his undead hipogriff, chopping off the heads of the other combatants on his way.
____________
Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Taliesin
Taliesin

Tavern Dweller
posted May 28, 2003 07:55 PM

Then Taliesin comes and kill Wook with NEWBIE POWER!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
IRh
IRh


Famous Hero
Lizard
posted May 28, 2003 08:20 PM

Apophis: say anybody what dmg did he? I can't, for I'm attacked.
Medusa: Trying to stonegaze Lizard and Apophis simultaneously. But her eyes look in different directions and she can't.
Lich_King teases Medusa. She gets angry and recieves attack bonus but less defence.
Stargazer does 1 damage to Lich.
Lich_King slaps Stargazer with Death hand, but it misses and does only 3 Damage.
Stargazer does 3 Damage to Lich_King.
Lich_King cannot animate SG. Lich_King flee!
Lord_Woock does 2 Damage to Apophis and Medusa. Medusa suffers extra damage.
Taliesin does 3 Damage to Woock

Lizard: 1?
Apophis: 18
Medusa: 17 (rage)
Lich_King: 16
Stargazer: 17
Lord_Woock: 17
Taliesin: 20

Lizard gets his bow and shoots at Medusa, for she's first to breach the rules. The arrow hits her left eye, reflects from inside of her skull, exits through her right eye and returns to my quiver. But the brain was not hit.
[What is the dmg?]


____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_NaTuz_III
Sir_NaTuz_III


Adventuring Hero
Water Unicorn Knight
posted May 28, 2003 08:33 PM

lizard:aphopis did to you five damage with the toilet.
ˇˇˇYAAAAA!!! DEAD TO THE UNDEAD
**Sir NaTuz III attack with his holy sword the undead gryphon of lord wook ,waiting for do damage to lord wook with the fall of his gryphon**
____________
Mi corage es mi espada.
Mi fe es mi escudo.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 28, 2003 08:36 PM

The arrow causes 2 dammage to medusa and half blinds her.  Her rage and stone gaze powers have been taken away for two turns and her attack power is cut in half unless she is cured.
Mighty Mage teleports onto the battlefield raising his and Lord Woock's attack and defence due tthe fac that two gods are now present.  Mighty Mage sends a blast from his staff in Irh's direction.  What kind of dammge was done?
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 28, 2003 08:39 PM
Edited By: Lich_King on 28 May 2003

Lich teleports back and unnoticed cast "Vampiric Touch" on himself. Then he touches Sir Natuz and drain portion of his life, then he uses his life to heal Medusa and they both teleport away...

Sir Natuz lose 50 % of him HP...
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 28, 2003 08:40 PM

Huge spam balls start orbiting around Lord Woock, the God of Spam. Suddenly, the balls attack everyone present on the battlefield except Mighty Mage and Lord Woock.
____________
Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_NaTuz_III
Sir_NaTuz_III


Adventuring Hero
Water Unicorn Knight
posted May 28, 2003 08:52 PM

Hey Lich King!! i got a holy armor too, the undead power dont do me any effect.
**Sir NaTuz III uses his holy shield for cover of the spam balls**
This is cheat, i cant fight to everyone at same time.
____________
Mi corage es mi espada.
Mi fe es mi escudo.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 28, 2003 09:07 PM

The spam balls ensnare everyone they hit causing a lost turn and 1 hit point loss on everyone.  Using his godly powers of insanity, Mighty Mage adds to the tourture by sending a confuse ray hitting all but himself and Woock.
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted May 28, 2003 09:28 PM

Celfious, the skillful demonite humanoid jumps up out of a battle entry no one could detect. Holds MMs arms up and spins him twoards everyone else as my shield.

Holding a razor thin blade of titanium alloy to MMs throat, I prepare to dispence it at whoever seems to develop hostile efforts to me. Especialy MM and Lord Woock.
____________
What are you up to

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_NaTuz_III
Sir_NaTuz_III


Adventuring Hero
Water Unicorn Knight
posted May 28, 2003 09:52 PM

ˇstop stop stop!
from now the masive spells cant be used more only a hit for thrath. if not the ones thath not have magic cant fight
____________
Mi corage es mi espada.
Mi fe es mi escudo.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
IRh
IRh


Famous Hero
Lizard
posted May 28, 2003 10:06 PM

No one reads the rules here NaTuz

NaTuz hits HyppoGryph with 4 dmg.
Lich drains 2 HP from Natuz and gives 1 to himself and 1 to Medusa.
Lizard recieves double dmg from the spam ball for he forgot to uncheck the box 'E-mail notification'. Holy shield doesn't worx.

Lizard: 13
Apophis: 17
Medusa: 16 (flee)
Lich_King: 17 (flee) (cheater tag)
Stargazer: 16
Lord_Woock: 17 (Grif 6 of 10) (bonus)
Taliesin: 19
Sir_Natuz_III: 14
MightyMage: 20 (bonus)
Celfious: 20

Lizard applies to Lich_King a cheater tag for strike-and-flee tactics.
Lizard Summons Ku-Klux-Klan ass-ass-ins and they attack MightyMage!
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Jump To: « Prev Thread . . . Next Thread » This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · NEXT»
Post New Poll    Post New Topic    Post New Reply

Page compiled in 0.0583 seconds