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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 29, 2003 11:33 PM |
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Well, Mvass isn't registered in the FOG as a fire god and he has no worshippers, so I guess he ain't a true fire god.
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Yolk and God bless.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted November 30, 2003 11:41 AM |
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Aha. Since I'm mortal, I'll die; So my next question: What will be my life after death?
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 30, 2003 10:14 PM |
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Do you want proof of my power?
*snaps fingers* *the building goes up in flames and Mvassilev is unharmed*
Is that proof enough?
*summons 2 fire demons*
(to the fire demons) If they say no, kill them.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 30, 2003 10:28 PM |
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*summons 6 spam demons*
Oooh... You really think you're gonna impress me? Remember that a god's power depends on how many believe in him. Who believes in Mvassilev the fire god?
*the spam demons slay the Mvassilev's fire demons and dissappear*
Quote:
If they say no, kill them.
No.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 01, 2003 02:27 AM |
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Oooh... You really think you're gonna impress me? Remember that a god's power depends on how many believe in him. Who believes in Mvassilev the fire god?
Oh, I believe that Mvass is God of Fire. Bow before him because he can destroy anybody!
Please note the Sarcasm.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted December 01, 2003 09:30 AM |
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Dmn Gods! I asked You a question: What is the life after death, and You continue playing Your silly games instead of answering! I need to know to whom shall I worship!
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 01, 2003 03:33 PM |
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death = removal of floodprotect
not much else, really
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Yolk and God bless.
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Vadskye91
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Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted December 01, 2003 06:27 PM |
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Life after death really depends on your beliefs. There is no way of knowing for sure. Half the people on the globe think that only their religion is going to go to "heaven" or "the endless pasture" or something to that effect. BTW, I'm an open-minded Christian, so pondering life after death and stuff is really fun.
On-topic, I am now the demi/semi-god of Knowledge. I have no worshippers, just followers and disciples. Discipleship is open! Study by the semi-god of Knowledge today!
$999.99 for discipleship. No rebates, coupons, discounts, returns, or pink fuzzy bunnies allowed. Thank you for becoming a disciple.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted December 01, 2003 07:59 PM |
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Khm. It seems too expensive 2 me.
And, I still need life after death. Where is the corresponding Semi-God?
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 01, 2003 09:03 PM |
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I already told you - the worshippers of Lord Woock the God of Spam get their floodprotects lifted when they die and get official Death Certificates. The rest is pretty much the same as before dying.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted December 02, 2003 12:10 AM |
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I'm in! 
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted December 02, 2003 09:14 AM |
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The rest is pretty much the same as before dying.
mmm... still not so bad. I'll be Your worshipper.
*Makes Lord_Woock's idol*
Also, I use fire to cook my food; so, I need mvassilev's support.
*Makes mvassilev's idol out of wood*
I hope You're responsible for gas flame, too?
And now, I need a electricity God. I want to be sure I always have light, computer and toaster.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 02, 2003 08:15 PM |
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Thank you. You are my first worshiper. You will become my apprentace and the demi-demi-god of fire. BTW, Woock, your spam doesn't scare me. There's only one thing that scares me... the misuse of fire, but none of you can use fire without my consent, so I'm safe.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted December 03, 2003 09:51 AM |
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Oh cool! Now when I'm quarter-god, am I immortal, I wonder? Then, I don't need life after death, for I won't die... But how shall I get Lord_Woock's no floodprotect, then?
And although I don't know the diff b/w semi-demi-god and demi-semi-god, I'll begin to make my idols. Cheap thing, $50 each, 3 for $100! -10% to Lizardmen and Gnolls.
 (<< hope this worx)
Idea: we need to upgrade mvassilev to be demi-god of Energy, both responsible for fire and electicity.
What I need more?
*thinks*
And is there any demi-god of sex? 
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted December 03, 2003 04:53 PM |
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*A bright light decends from the sky and down comes Mighty Mage, the god of insanity and bringer of mental peace, if worshiped.*
Hello mortal. My reason for calling you this is because the one proclaiming himself to be the god of fire is nothing. He cannot make you a demi-god. However, if you choose to worship us today (me, Woock, and the rest of the F.O.G.) than you shall be fully blessed and given peace. Also, we'll work on that flood protect thing.
Think about it.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 03, 2003 04:58 PM |
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And if you fill in and send us the application form, you may become a god too!
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 04, 2003 12:57 AM |
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BTW, Woock, your spam doesn't scare me.
There is a difference between a brave person and a stupid person. I think it is obvious which one mvass is.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted December 05, 2003 03:52 PM |
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WHT? I am not a quarter - god - I've already sold 4 of my idols and what? - I'll to money-back?
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