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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 29, 2003 09:49 PM |
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The Rebels of the Void - Down with the Temple!
After being thrown out of the Temple for the second time, even though we weren't there, Saruman and I agreed to start a rebellion elsewhere. Our sole purpose is to free the people of the earth from the oppression of the Goddesses and give them the rights and pleasures that are theirs in the first place. No longer should we need to beg higher powers for all the pleasures in life.
If you are interested to join, then travel to the Dark Woods, south of the Temple and I will guide you to the hideout from there. The hideout itself is in the Void, but for those of you who cannot teleport, I've set up a magic portal. The hideout is safe from any outside influence, so everyone who joins our cause can use it to regain strength and rest. I will be there almost permanently, because I cannot show my face near the temple again (after being threatened with you-don't-want-to-know-what).
If you want to join the rebellion, then sign up your name and swear an oath of loyalty. Remember, we are not trying to gain power for ourselves. We are only trying to undermine the power of the Temple, in order to let all people live in freedom and happyness. For those who join our cause, there is unlimited popcorn. Drinks coming soon.
Here is the oath to be sworn, just copy it:
I, <name> hereby request to join the Rebels of the Void and swear to loyally join the struggle against the Temple of Worship until it has been vanquished and the people have been freed from its oppression.
List your most important qualities and I will assign you a position.
Current positions:
Marelt Ekiran: Chief Commander of the Rebels and Watcher of All.
Saruman: Vice Commander of the Rebels, High Wizard and Diplomat.
Authorboy: Embassador of the Void.
2XtremeToTake: Field Commander and High Necromancer.
Soccerfeva: High Annoyer and Guardian of the Void.
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Perception is everything.
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 29, 2003 10:02 PM |
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*after being possessed by Marelt_Ekiran's demons in order to take a physical form, he replys dully "My place is by your side Milord...."
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 29, 2003 10:04 PM |
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Swear the oath and list your most important abilities. Then I'll see what to do with it.
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Perception is everything.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 30, 2003 03:07 AM |
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Sorry I'm late, a storm broke my connection with the Void.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 30, 2003 03:11 AM |
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haha and the third part will be called "The tossers strikes back" then 
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 30, 2003 03:11 AM |
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Don't worry. Accidents can happen.
So, do you agree with your new position?
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Perception is everything.
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted June 30, 2003 02:44 PM |
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...I thought when you became a member though you stayed permanently...
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This space for rent.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 30, 2003 06:35 PM |
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RMS. What happened to your sig?
Anyway, nice try guys but I think the majority of HC agrees your just a bunch of terrorists. People don't mind the goddesses really.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 30, 2003 10:45 PM |
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Quote:
So, do you agree with your new position?
Yes. Now, on to buisness; I still have those explosives that MM sold to me.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 01, 2003 02:12 AM |
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Im willing to sneak you important info if I get cake.
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Spaek the Titan
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 01, 2003 03:32 AM |
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Starts digging between the bags of popcorn.
I know I ordered a couple of boxes, they should be here somewhere.
Digs out some boxes with various types of cake.
There you go. There should be enough cake here. Now what information did you have for us. And if you want to sign up, just swear the oath. I'm sure we could need an informant.
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Perception is everything.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 01, 2003 04:50 PM |
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Well well... Chocalate Suicide.
Anyways I'm not signing any oath, but I will make shure I don't tell them anything about u guys plans and stuff.
Your info:
Peacemaker seems to have kissed The Gooch for reasons I can't understand. But anyways nothing is realy going on besides that, okay?
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Spaek the Titan
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 01, 2003 05:20 PM |
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The Gootche has refused the mercenary contract. We shall have to find someone else.
@LT: That information was not "Important", so give back half of those cakes!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Authorboy
Tavern Dweller
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posted July 01, 2003 06:01 PM |
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I, Atticus hereby request to join the Rebels of the Void and swear to loyally join the struggle against the Temple of Worship until it has been vanquished and the people have been freed from its oppression.
I am Atticus former librarian at the Palace of Doa' Taiab
I have no real special abillities except that i am lingustically fluent in all nine-hundred and eleven languages of this earth (yes, even leprechaun which as a matter of fact is just a combination of all the other languages swear words). I am eager to join the rebellion becuase working in the palace i was sworn under Queen Octavia, as you know all the monarchs of this earth are the god's in a human form and so i have been helping the goddesses all along. I feel an immense ammount of shame and feel that my languages could help me act as an embassador of sorts to other nations eager to join your cause.
Long live the Rebellion of The Void!
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 01, 2003 06:37 PM |
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Thank you and welcome to the rebellion. You will not regret your choice. If we succeed, your name will go into history as one of those who liberated the world from oppression.
I think you would fit excellent in the position of Embassador of the Void, with possible promotion to spy after a bit of training.
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Perception is everything.
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Authorboy
Tavern Dweller
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posted July 01, 2003 06:39 PM |
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Thank you, i know you lead the void m'lord but i think that consulting some of the more...brutish races before the goddesses corrupt them. I can be at the Troll encampment by morning.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 01, 2003 07:31 PM |
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That would be a good idea. Trolls would be highly suspectable to the usual promises of beauty and material pleasures, for obvious reasons. To you the heavy task of convincing them that accepting the goddesses' offers will only enslave them to their will. They would be left in a state of despair, having to beg them for any pleasure they might give and in fear of the revenche they take after being displeased.
During your mission, we will remain in contact telepathically. If things go wrong, I can always teleport you back to the Void.
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Perception is everything.
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Authorboy
Tavern Dweller
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posted July 01, 2003 07:33 PM |
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M'lord i require some assitance of the more physical nature, although i am gifted in the ways of the mind i know little magic and do not weild a blade.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 01, 2003 07:44 PM |
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The whole point of an embassador is that he does not get his point across by killing the others, but by talking to them. However, you may be right. If you come across as someone who doesn't seem like he can fight or cast spells, the trolls may butcher you before you come close. Perhaps you need to appear a little more intimidating.
Marelt Ekiran casts a mind web over Authorboy and hands his a staff.
There you go. You still cannot cast a spell, but everyone who sees you will think that you are one of the most powerfull wizards on earth. Trolls fear magic, so they shouldn't bother you. Perhaps it will be easier to get your point across this way.
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Perception is everything.
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted July 01, 2003 07:47 PM |
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I removed it.
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