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posted August 21, 2001 07:02 PM |
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Quick somebody hide me! The canadians are chasing me.
What?!! A moose costume?! I said I wanted to hide from them not date them.
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bort
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posted August 21, 2001 08:39 PM |
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Well, I actually only came in to use the bathroom, but after seeing the spider, I think I'll have some of that drink made from apples. Well, mostly apples.
(Quick! Who can name the TWO drinks that this refers to?)
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 22, 2001 02:02 AM |
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would ye be wanting cider or scumble then?
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bort
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posted August 22, 2001 02:11 AM |
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close...
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would ye be wanting cider or scumble then?
Well, scumble of course.
The other one I was referring to is the Appalachian practice of (when you just can't be bothered with proper moonshine) dumping a bunch of apples, raisins, and anything else fermentable in a barrel and waiting. And then drinking and praying that you don't go blind. I think this drink is actually what scumble is based on, but you can never be sure with Pterry.
Wasn't talking about cider. If you want freakin' apple juice, get outta the bar! (Unless it's floating on top of Guinness.)
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 22, 2001 02:18 AM |
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Quote:
Wasn't talking about cider. If you want freakin' apple juice, get outta the bar! (Unless it's floating on top of Guinness.)
I wasn't talking apple juice either.  Given a choice between hard cider and beer, I'll usually take the cider. Okanagan pear by choice, but that means another run up into Canada.
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Sha_Men
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posted August 22, 2001 10:58 AM |
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the Exterminator...
I called someone here to get rid of those bugs. He didn't show up. Could someone know what to do to them? We could kill them all one by one but there are thousands and it would took all night. In the morning they would be back
again.
Anyone know any good poisons? Not so strong poison that everybody flees but that those bugs won't bug us.
And Oldtimer you can hide in my room...
(Not telling the fact that Ugyne or what was his name has tried to break into the same room couple of nights in row and only my thirty locks and steeldoor has kept him outside. He must be waiting that handling of mine...)
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 22, 2001 11:42 AM |
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Bugs
Just deep-fry 'em, and then have Kuma have a special cheap price on akavit. With enough akavit in you, you can eat just about anything.... even (shudders) ...lutefisk.
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pleuris
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posted August 22, 2001 01:43 PM |
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Eeeek!!!
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ugene_de_mue...
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posted August 22, 2001 04:07 PM |
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So...no chance for me to get into that room...well, Sha_Men, if you change your mind, perhaps we could go on a date, since you and Shae are not romantically involved. I live in Bucharest, Romania, come and pick me up at seven.
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Sha_Men
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posted August 23, 2001 07:46 AM |
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Sorry...no dates
I don't date anyone with green avatar.
It's my new rule now.
But don't change your avatar for that, if you know what I mean...
Sorry to say but I don't think we have anything in common...
You will find someone when the time comes.
Better luck next time...
Be patient.
Violence is not necessary.
And if you want to see Oldtimer (BTW he is married of course it only adds excitement) the key to the room are in the cellar behind the alebarrels.
So...I run some kind of dating service now?!
Did I took phantom's place or what?!
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 23, 2001 01:09 PM |
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Sha_men as a pimp daddy? ewwww
Hey! I'm trying to eat here!
yummmmmmm ...crunchy deep-fried prawns
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Sha_Men
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posted August 23, 2001 01:43 PM |
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Eat this.
I know your address and everything else.
I just put it into the public and everybody starts calling you to ask for date.
Men not women.
So don't push your luck you bugeater...
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 23, 2001 01:52 PM |
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As long as they're paying for it.... I'm cheap, but not easy.
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Shae_Trielle
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posted August 23, 2001 01:56 PM |
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Bugs are insects, not CRUSTACEANS, lol.
You seem to be rather homophobic, son. Care for another beer? You can tell Shae about that bad experience if you like.... there there, I'm here for you, don't cry.
*smile*
Anyone else want to cry on my shoulder?
And Haak, those crunchy prawns sound good, but try not to eat them with the shell okay? You're supposed to throw that part away!
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 23, 2001 01:57 PM |
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Yeah, but then they're nae crunchy,are they?
Next thing, ye'll be for tellin' me the privvy is INDOORS.
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Shae_Trielle
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posted August 23, 2001 02:06 PM |
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Gee, you and your frickin' English terms!
What the hell is a privvy? Is that like some sort of party?
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 23, 2001 02:09 PM |
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Privvy: jakes, john, can, rest room (silly term ..who RESTS in one?), comfort facilities, cr*pper, toidy, bathroom,etc
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Shae_Trielle
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posted August 23, 2001 02:22 PM |
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A toilet?
Oh, the toilet is inside!
No it's NOT. Dogs aren't allowed inside! Go and pee on your favourite tree!
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 23, 2001 02:23 PM |
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An indoor privvy?
Sounds horribly unsanitary to me.
So which one is the Men's tree?
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Cheesus
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posted August 23, 2001 03:30 PM |
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HE THATīS NOT A TREE!!
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