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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 14, 2003 03:11 AM |
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...but instead he was changed into a big hairy behemoth.
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EmperorSly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted August 14, 2003 11:34 AM |
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Now, there's nothing bad in being a behemoth, except when you are still seated on a pixie, like Sandro was. The fall was long and ended in...
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 14, 2003 01:47 PM |
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Then he decided to go to nearest stronghold to be upgraded to a A behemoth, but...
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Yoghurt!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 14, 2003 02:39 PM |
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he couldn't afford the costly training and upgrading fees. So he decided to go to the marketplace and look for a job. However,he saw..
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EmperorSly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted August 14, 2003 02:58 PM |
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...saw no future in selling berries and gems to strangers, and swiftly reconsidered career plans. Thus his first job was as a bank robber, and first target the Union Bank of Naga.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 14, 2003 03:05 PM |
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He then went to the temple to pray for success in his attempt to rob the Union Bank of Naga,then went to the hovels to recruit peasants. After that he went,and saw the door ajar. He rushed in with his peasants,but was trapped with the poor peasants. The nagas were ruthless with their knives and all the peasants were dead. He (who was the character?  ) kneeled down and begged for mercy.
He was thrown into a prison near the bank, called the Heroes Community Prison.
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 14, 2003 05:40 PM |
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But then Kilgor: The Behemoth lover decided to rescue him..., he killed all Naga queens and took the behemot to an ancient crag...
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Yoghurt!
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EmperorSly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted August 14, 2003 06:05 PM |
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...where he viciously raped poor behhie until it dreamed of being back in prison. You can see that Kilgor is no nice guy, and that fact was noticed also by a young but skilled cleric called Adela, who decided ...
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 14, 2003 06:19 PM |
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...to use her diplomacy skill to bring him back to the "right path", and so the wonderfull diplomat made Kilgor to sign to a ballet school...
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 15, 2003 03:15 AM |
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..but Kilgor refused to sign, saying he'd rather have a wrestle with Yog.
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phoebeduviels
Known Hero
Que?
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posted August 15, 2003 07:24 AM |
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But the he found out that Yog has already signed with Ballet School. He laugh with the new fact until...
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EmperorSly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted August 15, 2003 10:02 AM |
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...the curtains opened and on the stage appeared Yog, accompanied by a stack of most gorgeous pink-dress-clad behemoths. Thats where the patience of the behhie lover broke, and...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 15, 2003 12:51 PM |
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he ran back and ran and ran and cried.Then he hit a...
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EmperorSly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted August 15, 2003 01:05 PM |
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...a tree and stopped. And stopped crying too -- the unconscious feel no sadness.
But what became of good old Sandro in his behemothian form? Turns out he was...
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 15, 2003 04:10 PM |
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...after being raped by Kilgor He has been found by Cyclops Kings who were so sorry for him that they lend him some crystal for his upgrade!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 15, 2003 04:19 PM |
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but he still needed to gold, so he went to work in a goldmine near Southern Erathia.
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 15, 2003 04:38 PM |
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But since behemoth doesn't have hands, he has been taken to McGorgons where he had to deal with enourmous pile of potatoes for Styg's army chips...
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 16, 2003 03:33 AM |
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...where he eventually met a legion of imps labouring...
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No one knows my true nature here...
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 16, 2003 04:41 AM |
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and he foung himself being hungry
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chansey4me
Adventuring Hero
Lovely Miss
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posted August 16, 2003 04:49 AM |
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While thinking of his evil Vampire girlfriend...
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