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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 27, 2003 02:15 AM |
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yay, well all we need r some SPAM Police... Then we can go yell stupid things like "Spam tanks move out... or rise my SPAM DEMONS"
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 27, 2003 01:56 PM |
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Stargazer thinks why wait for some spam cops who eat spam all day? ill start now for the love of spam!!!
(stargazer takes out a small magical spaming whistle and blows twice on it.)s p a m s p a m (all of a sudden two lookalike stargazers pop out of nowhere and one lookalike from them. meet me, myself,I,my shadow,and my evil half replys stargazer. (they all do a spamming stance.
(SPAM) they yell together at the same time in their posees.
and they freeze for a second.
Yep that was a good one boys their speachless we spammed them out of their socks.
they all take out spamming weapons each with a diffrent one.
(Stargazer) this is the spamming gun spam spam
(myself) these is spamming knives whing spam
(I) this is a spamming tazor zzzzzzzzzsssssspam.
(My shadow) this is the spamming sword ssssssshhhhssspam
(My evil half) these *he takes his hands out of his pockets*
Are spamming fingers he spams them about.
(They all make a spam cry) SPAM SPAM SPAM
and start to.... sing
WE will we will Spam you spam you singing we will we will spam you spam you.
they pose again waiting for any spam challengers.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 27, 2003 02:08 PM |
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*Lord Woock, the God of Spam materializes from thin air*
So the game already started, huh?
*with one movement of his hand, Lord Woock summons 10 spam golems*
It wouldn't be quite the same if I pulled out the big guns right from the beginning, now would it?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 27, 2003 02:21 PM |
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(MY evil half)*directed at woock* This is nothing *His eyes are glowing blue and his whole body moves like water.*youve seen nothing. you are nothing. you are fading away. you cant lift a finger. youre legs feel to heavy to move. your lips are unable to speak. you are weak. your golems are made of straw. you attack you golems.
(Stargazer) lock and spammed. Lets spam it on. ding ding spams in B#$%^! Spamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam
wastes the golems in one round of ammo.
spam spam.
The others stand and watch.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 28, 2003 02:28 AM |
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Lord Woock you must teach me your ways.
When ever i try to summon any spam demons, i just get like some blue frog thing and then it dies. It really sucks.
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 28, 2003 02:30 AM |
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ahh what ever 4get about sides, just talk and have fun with fooling around and doing weird things...
*Storms Into MOD HQ with a spam rifle*
"Get down now!"
*shoots some spam, takes stuff and doughnuts and runs through the window 2 the old crmmuy filled SPAM infested streets of Heroes Community and goes to his HQ where he meets StarGazer...*
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 28, 2003 02:37 AM |
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A dark ally is where he meets someone give these to stargazer he says to bountyhunter.? ok you know the fee. get two doughnuts ill give these to him.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 28, 2003 02:40 AM |
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*hands Stargazer the stuff...*
"ive come 2 collect my fee*
*Sticks out his hand*
"And ill b wanting good pay 4 this, they'll b after me 4 years, it'll b in the secrect MOD TV News Room, im a dead avatar, i need some where 2 stay safe... can u smuggle me 2 a hideout?"
*BountyHunter wonders if Stargazer will reply*
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 28, 2003 02:42 AM |
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smuggles him to a remote island til he changes his idea and apperance.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 28, 2003 02:48 AM |
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*After many SPAM years, BountyHunter feels he is ready 2 take on a ANTI SPAM... takes a fairy and lands back at HC*
*Runs into a spam filled thread*
"Give me Spam rites!*
*Spams and runs out the door, but hears a siren, RMS was driving his ANTI SPAM TRUCK strait at BountyHunter. BountyHunter runs into an empty street way and is cornered...*
"who will get 2 me first?" *wonders BountyHunter*
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 29, 2003 06:30 AM |
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I am getting much better at the dark arts of SPAM. I will eventually become the God of SPAM.
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 30, 2003 10:03 PM |
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*Runs over 2 Lord_Woock's place*
"Woock we have a problem, uve got a Dark Spammer trying 2 assinate u just like he did with JFK, uve got run! Run like the Run wind!"
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 31, 2003 12:27 AM |
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Quote:
(MY evil half)*directed at woock* This is nothing *His eyes are glowing blue and his whole body moves like water.*youve seen nothing. you are nothing. you are fading away. you cant lift a finger. youre legs feel to heavy to move. your lips are unable to speak. you are weak. your golems are made of straw. you attack you golems.
*Woock's spirit rises from his useless body, and the body dissolves into nothingness. A full set of ultra hard spam armor pops into existance. Lord Woock floats into the armor. The armor glows blue*
THOU SHALT NOT PLOT AGAINST THY LORD!
the God of Spam teleports to Stargazer and puts his hand on Stargazer's head. With an ear-splitting screech, Stargazer's evil half is forced out.*
FEEL MY WRATH, MORTAL!
*The Holy Lance of Spam materializes in Woock's hand as he roars his battlecry and his eyes glow red. Then he forces The Holy Lance of Spam through the Evil Stargazer's chest, which causes a blinding flash of light. The glow in the God's eyes fades*
And thus we have reached the end of yet another chapter.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 31, 2003 02:20 AM |
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dude you just attacked stargazer dont you relize that we are two seprate people? stargazer stops woock from hitting him through the use of a spam scrool he binds woock in place, and the other that is me, myself,my shadow and my evil half attack all together with spam fist action.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 31, 2003 07:45 AM |
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i meant about dingo not stargazer woock lol
back 2 the story
"there been a mix up!"
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 31, 2003 02:20 PM |
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Whatever.
*the armored spirit of Woock teleports to his Spam Citadel, where all except him die instantly unless invited by Woock*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 31, 2003 07:18 PM |
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Chapter II
The Bank Hiest
A newly built bank has been establised, it is said 2 be the wherehouse of all deleted Spam, Fort Spam. But it is not guarded easily, it is filled with Mods, traps, deletion spells, tanks, infantry, mines, etc, etc. But the one who can sneek into Bank open the vault will be come famous among all spammers, but be hunted by the Mods, so watch your step...
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted September 01, 2003 04:12 PM |
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Of course I have free donuts waiting for anyone who can bring out all of the contents to me.
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 01, 2003 08:17 PM |
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RMS is trying to trick us 
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 01, 2003 08:22 PM |
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Of course I have free donuts waiting for anyone who can bring out all of the contents to me.
Are they jelly donuts?
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