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guitarguy
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Rockoon.
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posted May 03, 2005 11:19 AM |
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You know you're a Heroes addict if...
*you think you're worth 2500 gold; no more, no less.
*you only move twenty paces when you wake up every morning and then call it a day.
*you sell your car for a trusty horse.
*you have the only house in your country with a moat and drawbridge.
*your house has more spires than the local church.
*you walk into a bar looking for scouts and transport persons.
*you choose not to ride airplanes so you won't disturb the Gremlins.
*you can't remember your real name, so you stick with "Crag Hack".
*you ask your senator to ban the use of cheats.
*you avoid pink swans.
*you brag to your business partners about your bestest buddy, Yog.
*you're proud of the crossbow you nailed to your roof.
*you try to cast 'Forgetful' on the friend you owe money to.
*you tell your pastor that even Armageddon can't hurt you.
*you repeatedly call city hall, claiming that the Kreegans are coming.
*you depend on casting 'Fortune' when you go to Vegas.
*you spend a whole week in the cemetary waiting for fresh recruits.
*you believe that the Son was raised on the third day by an Archangel.
*you won't budge from the lakeside until you get your 'Summon Boat' to work.
*you bug the librarian about finding ancient spell scrolls.
*you ask the guy at the gas station for directions to AvLee.
*you never stay homeless longer than seven days straight.
*you someday tell your grandkids all about the time you ousted uncle Archie.
-guitarguy
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted May 03, 2005 01:13 PM |
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Nice one guitar guy!
*You learn the trumpet to 'increase your leadership'
*You plead innocent in the courtroom saying "This is where the obelisks pointed! I don't care if it's your property!"
*You're scared of lions, snakes, wasps, lizards, hounds, eagles, birds, trees, midgets, old women, mud, lamps and Chinese New Year
*When down on the dollar, you start smashing mercury thermometers for extra resources
*You hear the Heroes music constantly in your ears
*You fight with the local priest about the gender of angels
*You find yourself in a bit of a mess when you cant find the 'surrender' button in a street fight
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John says to live above hell.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 03, 2005 01:28 PM |
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Why not some Heroes 2 stuff as well?
You look for gazebos, but never visit the same ones twice.
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted May 03, 2005 02:27 PM |
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Nice Topic!
Very creative examples, Guitar Guy, and a funny topic as well! I got a good chuckle out of your list and Titanium's as well!
Woock, that was a nostalgic reminder of how long we have actually been playing Heroes! I remember the days of Heroes 2 and Gazebos (vice Witch Huts)! If I recall correctly, I would always get so frustrated if I visited the Gazebo more than once because I had forgotten my first stop there! I don't believe they had the right-click feature of telling you whether or not you had already visited. I think I resorted to actually keeping a notebook next to me of sites visited, so I did not waste movement re-visiting the same one or waste time reloading after! Ahh, the good 'ole days...
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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guitarguy
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Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 03, 2005 03:09 PM |
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You know you're a H2 addict if...
*you amplify and totally rock out to the H2 midi music.
*the NWC customer support line knows you by voice.
*you have more HOMM shield tatoos on you than you have hair.
*your electric bill is higher than the national debt.
*your handwriting matches the Heroes font precisely.
*you rarely see that bright round yellow thingie up in that huge bluish thingie.
*your hairdo looks something like Brother Brax.
*you hold public recitals of the cutscene dialogue to all of the H2 campaigns.
*you've written more H2 fanfics than there are pixels on the game screen.
*you can remember and imitate every creature's death grunt by heart.
*it'd take generations to clear up the dust covering your H1 CD.
-guitarguy
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 03, 2005 03:25 PM |
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*you've written more H2 fanfics than there are pixels on the game screen.
How could anyone possibly have enough ideas for 307200 fanfics? 
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 03, 2005 03:27 PM |
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It'd be easier making up these things for Fallout, but hey 
HoMM4:
*You order phoenix instead of fried chicken.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 03, 2005 04:51 PM |
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Edited By: Jebus on 3 May 2005
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guitar guy:
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*you won't budge from the lakeside until you get your 'Summon Boat' to work.
BAAAAAAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!
T-A:
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*You're scared of lions, snakes, wasps, lizards, hounds, eagles, birds, trees, midgets, old women, mud, lamps and Chinese New Year
SWEET!! I love it!!!
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*You hear the Heroes music constantly in your ears
HEY MAN that's not funny!!! my doctor says it's a serious condition!!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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guitarguy
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Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 04, 2005 10:40 AM |
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You know you're a Heroes addict if...
*you picket outside movie theaters demanding that the little guys be called Halflings.
*you have an hourglass mounted on the wall of every room of your house.
*you're the only person in town with a fake long white beard and a wizard's hat.
*you avoid birds' nests for fear of Harpy Hags.
*you did not find "Clash of the Titans" to be a shockingly good movie at all.
*your pets have obvious Heroes names.
*your landlord will strangle you if he hears the H2 Main Screen Theme one more time.
*you write love poems to some flame named Fiona.
*you've never seen an actual Bull Running event for fear the Death Stare.
*you argue that Ariel could've been a Water Elemental, after all.
*you used to rob the Nature Company stores of materials for your Behemoth Caves.
*you mutter creature damage calculations in your sleep.
-guitarguy
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted May 04, 2005 12:13 PM |
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*your handwriting matches the Heroes font precisely.
Classic!
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HEY MAN that's not funny!!! my doctor says it's a serious condition!!!
I feel your pain.
You know you're a Heroes addict if...
*You can recite the storyline in 14 different languages
*You take a suit of armour to church, claiming it was 'sent by an archangel'
*Ubisoft has blocked your telephone number
*You can't sleep at night trying to figure out where the Grail is
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John says to live above hell.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 04, 2005 02:32 PM |
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*Ubisoft has blocked your telephone number
ROTFLMAO!!!
Heroes 6- heroe stalker.
the tale of a lonely man.
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"You went over my helmet??"
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 05, 2005 01:48 AM |
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Great additions, folks! 
You know you're a Heroes 3 addict if...
*all the other Heroes geeks and nerds crowned you their rightful king.
*your face paint makes you look a lot like Gelu.
*you miss the Golden Goose.
*you've attempted animating Golems in your sculpting class.
*you consider life to be a random template.
*you have mugshots of all your favorite attractive heroes in your wallet.
*you think that high level Diplomacy will earn you friends.
*you take a cart and small tent with you everywhere.
*you've written fan-fictionalized walkthroughs for every single campaign difficulty.
*you search forgotten campsites for shiny valuables.
*you have this thing for brown and purple hooded robes.
*walking on and off boats takes the rest of your energy.
*you carry a colored flag with you everywhere.
*you are completely unaware of Heroes 4.
-guitarguy
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted May 05, 2005 10:35 AM |
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*all the other Heroes geeks and nerds crowned you their rightful king.
OR:
*even other Heroes geeks and nerds think you're a loser
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John says to live above hell.
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a_rebirthing...
Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
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posted May 05, 2005 11:24 AM |
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*u walk into a tavern and look around for a worthy knight
*ur have a girlfriend called neela but dumped her when cyra had a better tounge
*u try every day to fit a sword in ur backpack
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted May 05, 2005 01:22 PM |
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*You still don't know why people call you a hentai-lover
*You are from Poland.
*You haven't heard of World of Warcraft
*Your inlove with your Parents for buying you your first heroes game!
*You know the entire ubisoft staff by heart, including phone numbers, homes and all the names of the people in their family.
*You threaten people who says that Heroes 5 is being prosponed.
*You threaten people who tell you that Heroes 4 wasn't a joke.
*You admit that your from poland.
*You died because heroes don't need to eat.
*You died because you drank something you made in chemistry which should've made you immortal.
*You wear a belt and slippers, because you think that you are a genie who forgot how to use spells.
*Your from poland and can't laugh at my jokes.
*You loved/love Vanilla Ice.
*Blah Blah Blah Blah Poland.
*You've stopped wearing Deoderent to work.
*You wonder why people shoot after you when you stick a flag into their Lumber Mills.
Just to be serious here, i made fun of something in this thread that i maybe shouldn't..
People who don't know what WoW is... it's just wrong
(thought i was gonna say something about Poland, uh? Meh!)
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 05, 2005 02:17 PM |
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[quote*You are from Poland.
**You admit that your from poland.
*Your from poland and can't laugh at my jokes.
*Blah Blah Blah Blah Poland.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
(so something about people from Poland??)
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*You loved/love Vanilla Ice.
Anybody notice that Lkru's avatar looks like VI??
(the mystery has been solved)
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"You went over my helmet??"
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lkru33
Promising
Famous Hero
3x NFL Pick'em Champ
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posted May 05, 2005 03:23 PM |
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Anybody notice that Lkru's avatar looks like VI??
(the mystery has been solved)
Off Topic: Thanks for that Jebfoo. You know I can't go and get another avatar now 
On Topic: You know you are a Heroes addict when you discuss naming your first born Tazar or Solmyr
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 05, 2005 04:24 PM |
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Quote:
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Anybody notice that Lkru's avatar looks like VI??
(the mystery has been solved)
Off Topic: Thanks for that Jebfoo. You know I can't go and get another avatar now
so how's the second album coming along!!
is it as "too the extreme" as the first??
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On Topic: You know you are a Heroes addict when you discuss naming your first born Tazar or Solmyr
or Solmyr the first...
the second....
the third....
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"You went over my helmet??"
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 06, 2005 03:57 AM |
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You know you're a Heroes magic addict if...
*you long to 'Town Portal' back to your sofa at home when work gets too boring.
*you try casting 'Remove Obstacle' on the jerk who's stealing your girlfriend.
*you hope 'Force Field' works against bacteria and diseases.
*you resurrect a dead pet by casting 'Sacrifice' on your annoying little brother.
*you cast 'Ice Bolt' on yourself repeatedly while in the killer summer heat.
*you try to dispel the 'Blind' spell on the person you like so they'll notice you.
*you cast 'View Air' when you try to find the ring or contact lens you lost.
*you blame the recent earthquakes on a powerful enemy spellcaster.
*you cast 'Mirth' a lot whenever you run out of beer.
*you'd like to 'Clone' your wallet and whatever's inside.
-guitarguy
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted May 06, 2005 04:24 AM |
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HoMM4:
*You order phoenix instead of fried chicken.
And instead one, you get fried chicken. Damn, must be that homm4 tavern again. They never serve ur meals right.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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