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gorman
Promising
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posted April 07, 2004 10:03 PM |
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*I watch in slight amusement hearing the others arguing about how to fight something that is so evil. Evil only comes natural to me. Afterall, I've never heard of a good thief! However, the thought of an instant death weapon does have a slight ruffle to my feathers. As skilled a fighter as I am, one scratch and I'd be history...again! On the other hand, if I let the ones that I had joined and met on this adventure fight, and if one gets killed, I can always ressurect them. If this being has an unholy aura that can damage people just by being around him, I wouldn't want any of these people to be harmed however. "sigh" Choices choices. In all honesty, I'd take it upon myself to fight this obombination. But how to tell about five other people that I wonder?*
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 07, 2004 10:15 PM |
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Vadskye: "There's the shed it was in. Let's see. MM, could you cast a tracking spell?"
MM: "With pleasure."
They traced the being's trail back to the town square. Suddenly, it just stopped.
Vadskye: "What the..."
Look! It's RSF!
Everyone's hands instinctively grasped their weapons. They looked over at RSF. He was panting on the ground.
Vadskye: "What should we do now?"
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Knowledge is power...
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted April 07, 2004 11:07 PM |
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The unholy one begins walking towards the party of humans, intent on destroying them and feasting on their energy.
Unholy One: yes..come to me..
RSF: HEY!! YOU!!
Unholy One: Huh??
The Unholy one turns around to see a being much above a mortal facing him. He feels a powerful energy coming from this being. At least powerful enough to give him a good fight and challenge
Unholy One: What..Who are you???? Nonetheless, you shall perish
The Unholy one charges towards RSF, but he begins summoning a massive ball of energy
Unholy ONe: ah crap, not this....
he stops in his tracks braces himself, being swallowed whole by the ball of energy. His energy and power is drained rapidly He sinks to one knee, focusing his powers on the ball. Soon the ball begins to tint grey, darker, and finally pitch black. He emerges from the ball standing next to it.
Unholy One; You are more powerful than i thought.
He looks towards RSF who is kneeled over.
He lifts the dark ball up into the air, far until it is out of sight. Suddenly, it starts pouring down on RSF and the other people all over the entire town
Unholy one: That should keep you busy for a bit.
He suddenly starts to fade, becoming etheral in appearance
Unholy One: Ah this made me more tired than i thought. I must feed.
He runs out of town, limping noticibly
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 07, 2004 11:36 PM |
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OOC: Uh, what rained down on us?
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 08, 2004 01:35 AM |
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OOC: Probably unholy SPAM.
As the.....thing makes it's getaway I breathe a sigh of relief, tongue hanging out, panting, the fear feeling fades with the creature's departure. The dark stuff feels like oil, but as it touches my fur it leaves me chilled. I definitely need a b- a ba- DAMMIT a bath!
What was that thing?! And what's this stuff?
Suddenly another bolt of fear hits me as I remember. The time wizard! Here!
So do we fight this guy or run people? He looks hurt.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted April 08, 2004 01:41 AM |
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Dingo was in his Fortress examining it. RSF and the Humans did a great job building it. It wasn’t done yet, but it was almost finished. Those humans listened to their King, and Dingo controlled the King. He walks into the throne room and looks at the throne.
Dingo: It’s not finished yet. When it’s done, it’s going to look amazing.
He decides to go outside and explore the forest. He walks out into the forest. He immediately steps in some moss. Frowning, he realizes he could easily get lost in the forest. He goes back to the Fortress to get some rope. He ties the rope to a pedestal and starts his journey into the forest. After walking for what seemed like hours, he finally arrived at the other end of the forest. He considered on going into town and making the humans finish their work, but they needed a break. In a few days, they would all be his followers anyway. Dingo went back into the forest. When he got to his Fortress he then went back into the forest without rope, he got to the other side without getting lost. He started taking other routes and was quickly learning the forest. He soon started placing Dark SPAM in areas so that people would slip on it. After exploring the forest, Dingo went inside for a little rest. That night he and his Dark Spamlings would go into town.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 08, 2004 01:56 AM |
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*Staring up at the pouring Dark Energy quickly falling, Mighty Mage decides the only way to save him and the others is to quickly create an opposing energy ball to refelect it away.*
Mighty Mage: Ok, here goes.
Gorman: NO YOU FOOL! STOP!
Mighty Mage: Huh?
Gorman: If you do that it will hit the town killing the villagers.
Mighty Mage: Fine, I've got another idea then.
*Mighty Mage suddenly begins to glow and rises up off of the ground. Revealing a large diamond like emerald, Mighty Mage hold it up. It begins to glow with a bright light, quickly drawing in the dark substance. The dark rain suddenly begins swirling around like a large whirlpool as the emerald sucks it in.*
Dean: What is he.....doing?
Gorman: It looks like he's using that crystal to absorb the negative energy. Wow.
Mighty Mage: I...I don't know how much longer I can hold it. This is the most dark energy I've ever seen.
Gorman: It looks like it's almost gone. Just keep going.
Mighty Mage: I'm running out of energy.
*suddenly RSF who was standing quite a distance away approaches the area where Mighty Mage is.*
Gorman: YOU...you just stay there.
RSF: Wait, I think I can help.
Gorman: Help? Why would you want to help?
RSF: Because, I'm in just as much danger of dying if that crap hits me as you are. Don't think I like you or anything.
Gorman: I wouldn't even dream of it.
*RSF suddenly blasts a windy looking beam at Mighty Mage infusing him with a bit more energy to finish what he started.*
RSF: Uhhhhh....ohhhhh
*RSF, drained of his energy after his bout with the evil one drops to the ground like a sack of spam.*
Mighty Mage: There, that does it.
*The dark matter has finally been absorbed in the emerald, now giving off a dark glow*
Gorman: What did you just do?
*Mighty Mage slowly floats down and drops to his knees*
Mighty Mage: I...don't feel so...good
*Just as quickly as he flew up, Mighty Mage came right back down, and hard at that.*
Gorman: MM? MM?
Dean: What's wrong with the mage?
Gorman: I think that whole magic show he just put on drained him of all he had.
Dean: I thought it had drained that other guy too but he's gone.
Gorman: WHAT? HE WAS JUST...WHAT THE HELL?
Mighty Mage: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh....
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 08, 2004 02:56 AM |
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*I quickly take advantage of the situation, the dark unholy thing is gone, the time mage just up and disappears, while MM is still with us yet so exhausted he's lucky to be able to breath. I quickly open my Endless bag of Holding and fish around until I find something extrememly useful. A potion of restoration. I withdraw the potion and apply it to MM's wounds*
Gorman: There, that should make you feel better in a matter of seconds.
*Not to surprisingly, MM stands up right as I say that*
MM: Thank you. I guess I may owe you one.
Gorman: Indeed. I was going to tell you that his unholiness has no affect on me. Afterall, I'm not exactly holy. My god definatly doesn't do things one would expect of a holy god such as Paladine the god of good, or Mishakal, goddess of healing.
MM: What is this god of yours anyway?
Gorman: *thinks about who exactly I did tell my god to* My god is known bluntly as the Crook. A god of thieves, murderors, those who do dark deeds.
MM: Ah, I see. I've never heard of this god.
Dean: Neither have I!
Gorman: He prefer's to be unknown. I am allowed to tell those who desire to know. The less that know, the better. Obviously the case otherwise you would have already known about him.
Dean: Makes sense to me. What are we going to do now?
Gorman: I do not know about you two. But I know first what I must do.
MM: Oh no, you don't mean...?
Gorman: Yes Mage, I do. I will either destroy that thing or die trying. Afterall, if any of us has the best chance to fight something that's evil like that, it'd be me...
MM: I wish you luck then.
Dean: Aye. To protect us, that's awfully neigborly of you.
Gorman: *laughing* If that is what you believe, than let each to their own. Or so the saying goes.
*With that I turn from them and start heading towards where I last saw the creature leave. I have my sword withdrawn and am ready for anything*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 08, 2004 03:21 AM |
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I watch the angel fly away in pursuit of that thing. The last thing I wanted was to confront it again, but the angel had been a good enough travelling companion, even with all the ear scratching.
I can't see the mage wanting to stay with the magog and his friends. There's too much tension there.
Do we follow him? Or is this where we part ways Mighty Mage?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 08, 2004 03:53 AM |
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Mighty Mage: Well Dean, it's up to you really. If you would like, you may come along with me. As you can tell, I would rather not stay with the Magog. I have bigger fish to fry so to speak. With Gorman on the trail of the unholy one, a tale I will tell you of later, that leaves me to track down RSF and Dingo.
Dean: Who is RSF?
Mighty Mage: He is the Time Mage we have been speaking about. He is our enemy. Well, at least mine anyway.
Dean: Wait, you mean that guy who helped you out was the Time Mage???
Mighty Mage: Unfourtionatly, yes. I don't know how he got away so quickly either.
Dean: I'm sure I can track him with my super smelling power.
Mighty Mage: Is it really a power?
Dean: No, but it makes it sound cooler.
Mighty Mage: Well then, I guess we're off.
Dean: Wait, what are you going to do with that emerald?
Mighty Mage: I don't know. Right now it's holding consentrated evil. If I destroy it, the evil energy will pour out all over.
Dean: Maybe you should hang on to it then.
Mighty Mage: My thoughts exactly.
*So Mighty Mage and Dean continue on in their search for RSF, the Time Mage, and Dingo, the Dark SPAM god. Mighty Mage carries the corupted and chaotic gem securly in his cloak, not realizing the true evil it now posseses.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 08, 2004 04:48 AM |
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RSF sneaks back to the spam storage building and sees several villagers coming up over the rise carrying empty wheelbarrows. They arrive and he inquires of how much they have brought.
RSF: "So how much spam have you brought back so far?"
Peasant: "We have brought back nearly a hundred wheelbarrows full."
RSF: "Good work. Keep working. Perhaps another hundred or two. We are experimenting on new ways of storing and cooking it."
The villagers quickly run off with several more loads of spam.
RSF: "I can't believe I revealed myself all because of that damn thing. And the spell didn't even work. I need to practice that more often. I shall never fail at that spell again."
RSF notices MightyMage and a wolf approaching in the distance. The wolf seems to be following his scent.
RSF: (to himself) "Blast that mage. I never knew he was a beastmaster as well."
RSF hurries off and finds a good place to hide behind some bushes. He runs in several circles making intricate loops along the way to slow the tracking of the wolf.
The two approach the building. RSF hears yelling.
MightyMage: "What's wrong with you, you stupid dog. Can't you eat another time? We're trying to track RSF!"
Asmodean: "I am tracking RSF and it led me here! And don't call me a dog!"
Asmodean bites MightyMage.
MightyMage: "What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanted to eat. Just say so next time."
The two continued to argue and RSF realized that the wolf could talk. Could it be Romana? She never seemed to be moody or aggressive like that. It must be some kind of shapeshifter. He decided to take care of that wolf. He began casting the spell again. Which was only possible because the spell he cast earlier on the Unholy One fizzled. He began again by creating another ball of energy and threw it at the wolf. This time RSF was sure to capture the wolf inside the ball of energy. Another flash of light and the wolf had disappeered.
MightyMage: "What the ****? It's RSF! That blasted mage! Where is he?"
RSF shakes his head to clear his mind and remains hidden in the bushes.
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Go Red Sox!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 08, 2004 03:43 PM |
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Vadskye: "Deimos, whenever you are with me, no one stays with us. Everyone has problems with you for some reason. I guess we've got a different goal then the rest of them do anyway, but it's always nice to have human company. Oh well, let's go find Shadow. I think he would be in this direction, judging by the remnants of MM's tracking spell. *sigh* Let's go, Deimos."
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 08, 2004 11:13 PM |
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*outside the town gates I see a whisp of a figure dart off into the forest, smiling to myself, I follow and take care not to follow to recklessly. I take patiance in my work, following the creature is relatively easy as there is a trail of dead grass where it's footprints have touched the ground. However, the being is nowhere in sight. About a half hour into my tracking, I hear the death cry of an animal. My head jerks up at the sound and I determine the direction and bolt off at a run. I soon come across the same dead grass footprints and run faster yet. Soon I come across the remains of what appears to be a dead deer. It's body mutilated beyond belief. And yet again, the creature is nowhere in sight. Getting rather annoyed at being unable to find the creature, I head back towards where the village should be. In order to find it better I take flight and weave my way through the branches of the trees. Looking down I quickly locate the village and swoop in for a landing outside of a blacksmith's shop. Looking around for anyone I'd recognize, I find nobody. I give a frusterated sigh and tell myself*
Gorman: This is NOT my day...
*suddenly I hear my god's voice in my head, "It won't be your LIFE if you don't stop wasting time and get rid of that new god!" Grumbling I walk towards a tavern. Maybe MM or Dean would be in there. On my way, I notice a commotion coming from the other side of a bush. A man is squating behind it, as though hiding himself. I look up and see MM on the other side yelling something. Figuring on who the person on my side of the bush was, I snuck up behind him and quickly pinned his arms behind his back so tightly that if he tried to move he'd risk dislocating them*
Gorman: Gotcha! Thought you could just sneak off without us being able to THANK you huh? *I jerked on his arms as I said THANK so that a satisfactory cry of pain could be heard from him* Hey MM! Come over here!
MM: Huh? Gorman? Where are you!?
Gorman: Through the bushes over here. I'd wave but I'd risk losing our little comedian friend here!
MM: *crashes through the bushes* Wha..? Oh! There you are! Nice job! What did you do to Dean!?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 09, 2004 03:11 AM |
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RSF: "I removed him from existance along this piece of the time continuum. I can bring him back. If you wanna see your friend again, you'll have to cooperate with me."
RSF stomps on Gorman's feet as fast as he can.
RSF: "Let me go you piece of ****!"
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Go Red Sox!
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted April 09, 2004 06:16 AM |
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The Unholy One: Yes, these mortals are fighting amongst themselves. Buying me more time. My powers have grown stronger in the last few days since my reawakening. I shall raise my army, conquer the world and rule over the pathetic race of humanity!!!!!
rising from his throne of skulls, he begins searching for the nearest graveyard, it isnt long before he finds one
Unholy One: AWAKEN MY MINIONS! ARISE FROM THE DEAD TO SERVE YOUR NEW MASTER!!!!!!!!
Instead of undead rising, a powerful demon arises from the earth
Demon: Who are you? You have no right to take my souls, these are mine!
Unholy one: Really now? Lets see about that.
The dead bodies begin to raise from their graves, some badly deformed, some newly buried, and some reduced to nothing but skeletons, small children, old people, animals and more rise from their grave to serve the unholy one.
Demon: NO! YOU HAVE NO POWER TO DO THIS!!! YOU WILL PA-
The demon is inturrupted as he is swarmed with undead, who rip, tear and bite his flesh off, screams of agony are heard
Unholy One: Relax my minions.
the undead clear from the body, revealing a badly deformed dead demon
Unholy One: Arise! Become the commander of my unholy army! Rise to glory with me!!
almost instantaneously, the demon rises from the dead, his remaining eye glowing red
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 09, 2004 06:52 AM |
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RSF forces himself out of Gorman's grasp and dislocates a shoulder. He throws a dagger at him with his good hand and runs over to the spam building to hide again. Inside he slams himself up against the wall and relocates his arm. MM and Gorman come running after him. RSF covers himself in spam and hides.
RSF: (to himself) "They'll have to go through spam and get themselves stuck just to find me."
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Go Red Sox!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 10, 2004 01:32 AM |
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OOC:  Thanks RSF, I was going to say you were in no spot to be barking orders and for giving me a chance to reply to your post!
BIC:
*as MM and I chase RSF, I notice he seems to dissapear after running into the building. I grab MM by the shoulder and draw him back*
Gorman: Wait!
MM: Wha-hey! What?!
Gorman: Relax, I'm looking out for you. Think of this sensibly, if we go running in there we could both run right past him or he could be lying in wait for us with a bunch of friends of his.
MM: Well, that's plenty of good points for me...You first?
Gorman: *sighing and taking out my sword* All right. The next time I catch that little twerp I won't be so nice.
*MM almost starts laughing but I silence him quickly w/a glance before I enter the door cautiously. The room is cluttered with old boxes and piles of lumber. It appears to be a storage shed. The shadows are dark and there aren't many windows to light the room up. I take an old torch and light it to see better. I look over my shoulder and see MM standing near the door almost afraid to come in*
Gorman: What are you waiting for? *I hissed*
MM: I'm just...uncomfortable about this.
Gorman: Why? Are you afraid of empty boxes?
*to prove my point I give a box a good hard kick. Suddenly there's a black flash and a loud MROWR! A cat goes flying out the door but MM and I both must have jumped from the shock of their actually being something in a so called empty box!*
MM: See? Not so empty are they?
Gorman: I guess not. Can you use your magic to see if there is anything else in this room that has a pulse besides you and me?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 10, 2004 02:19 AM |
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RSF hears some boxes knocked over as well as a cat howl.
RSF: (to himself) "Hmmm more cautious than I had expected. Maybe I should set some nice traps for them."
RSF cleans off his arm of spam. He grabs a piece of cloth out of his pack and wraps it around a big hunk of the spam. RSF throws a couple rocks in different directions to distract them. Then he lights the spam on fire and hurls it at Gorman and MightyMage over a wall of boxes. It explodes and the sticky spam sticks to everything in the general area. It lights one of the boxes on fire and burns MightyMage and Gorman.
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Go Red Sox!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted April 10, 2004 02:25 AM |
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Deimos: Vadskye, the reason I can't search for Shadow is because I don't know what I'll do when I see him.
Vadskye: Why?
Deimos told him his tale, Sheila included.
Vadskye: Well. That sums it up.
YOWL! A cat dashed by them, but Deimos tripped it.
Vadskye: What'd you do that for?
Deimos: Please interrogate that cat.
Vadskye: How am I supposed to do that?
Romana: I'll do it.
Romana turned into a cat, and talked to the other cat. Romana turned back.
Romana: Dang. It seems that RSF trapped Dean in time, but now he's unfrozen. MM, Gorman, and Dean are after him, but how much use are they going to be? He said either that or "I need a shave".
Deimos: This is no time for jokes!
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted April 10, 2004 05:26 AM |
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Sitting in his undead throne, he glances over at his right hand. His prized katar is gone, along with the poison it produced.
Unholy one: NO! NO! NO! NO! THAT BASTARD IN RED SOCKS MUST HAVE STOLEN IT!!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!
emitting an unwilling burst of anger, half of his undead legions fall over
Unholy One: NO! DAMNIT NO!!!!!
Demon: Mylord. You need to calm your agression. If you havent noticed you just killed half of your army.
Unholy One: You will pay RSF, you will pay..
as he calms down, he notices his leg beginning to fade, then dissappear entirely
Unholy One: What is this magic!!!
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