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BURCUSH
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posted March 26, 2004 01:24 PM |
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WHAT IF GOD IS A WOMAN ?
Think about this....God beeing a woman.....
Here are some representation
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Nimrod_The_D...
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posted March 26, 2004 01:59 PM |
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if God is a woman, i think she/he is a very twisted individual.
why arent the skies pink!
why arent the ocean pink?
why arent people happy?
why do we have war?
sometimes, i wonder if God cares
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doomnezeu
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Miaumiaumiau
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posted March 26, 2004 02:02 PM |
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Well, if god is a SHE, the the misogins out there are really fu***d up.
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privatehudson
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posted March 26, 2004 02:17 PM |
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Then christians would have an easier time explaining the old testament
"Sorry about the flood, but you know... hormones playing up again and all" 
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Stormrage
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posted March 26, 2004 05:35 PM |
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God is not a man or woman. And by the way, god gave us free will, so he steps aside when we do bad stuff. If he would stop all bad stuff from occuring, we wouldn't have free will, right?
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Nimrod_The_D...
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posted March 26, 2004 11:02 PM |
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Quote:
"Sorry about the flood, but you know... hormones playing up again and all"
LOL!
i like that. it all makes sense now!
GOd, is a woman!
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 27, 2004 01:49 AM |
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If God is a woman, she must be really pissed off right now about that "Father, Son and Holy Ghost" thing.
and it just came to my mind that she must be a lesbian. Remember Virgin Mary? And how the hell did those two females ended up having a baby?!!?
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Aculias
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posted March 27, 2004 07:17 AM |
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Who cares if god is a male or a female lol.
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Dingo
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posted March 27, 2004 07:34 AM |
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If God is a woman. Then God would have to be the hottest woman ever. It makes sense if you think about it.
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Greek_god_su...
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posted March 27, 2004 06:42 PM |
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Is that second picture from that monty python movie?
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After all, marriage and murder are not too different - one ends your life and the other is a crime
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Dingo
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posted March 27, 2004 08:02 PM |
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That second pic doesn't look like a woman. The person has a beard!
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 29, 2004 01:59 PM |
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Ofc God is a woman. Why else do women give birth?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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BURCUSH
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Blood Captain of the Vampires
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posted March 29, 2004 02:00 PM |
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Have you ever thought of a honest answer to that question. Because they deserve it.
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doomnezeu
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Miaumiaumiau
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posted March 29, 2004 02:01 PM |
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Ofc God is a woman. Why else do women give birth?
Because they deserve it
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 29, 2004 02:02 PM |
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Yes. it's just as with L'Oreal: "Because they deserve it!"
I say it as NWA: A B**** is a B****...
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Vadskye91
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posted March 29, 2004 09:00 PM |
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God is not man or woman. God is.
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Mad_Unicorn
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I am a mean person shame on me
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posted March 30, 2004 09:34 AM |
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Quote:
God is not man or woman. God is.
your forgetting animal mineral or vegetable
and matter...
so to clarify god is NOT 
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BURCUSH
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Blood Captain of the Vampires
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posted March 30, 2004 10:43 AM |
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Let's stop with the jokes. This was supposed to be a serious topic....not necesarly a philosophical one....but a serious topic.
Here's a little bit of art signed by Sarah Madsen :
"Woman carrying Man who has seen God"
"Orb"
"Scry"
"Receptor"
welll. here are some pictures @god-related@
And in the end......
The rhole of women in inter-human relationships......
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 30, 2004 01:39 PM |
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Hey, Burcush, didnt you know?
They apply censorship of the arts here, if there's even a nipple exposed. (Americans, can't recover ever since Jenet spooked them with her right boob!)
I'm afraid these pics will soon be deleted.
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BURCUSH
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Blood Captain of the Vampires
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posted March 30, 2004 01:46 PM |
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Then, allow me to say, to any of the DELETERS that they cannot make the diffrence between art and pornography.
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