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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
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posted March 31, 2004 02:32 PM |
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Letter to my parents, lol
My dear Parents,
I’m here at the University for three months already and yet I haven’t wrote you any letter yet. I’m terrible sorry, but I promise to make up for it this time. But, before you read my letter, I would nicely ask you to sit down. Do not, under any circumstances, read this whilst standing!
The fire burns have healed almost completely and I have escaped that terrible shock mood after I have jumped from the forth floor. I stayed in the hospital for only two weeks, I can already see a bit with my left eye, and that auful puke only comes out once a week. Since the fire was provoked by me, we will have to pay the University about 2 million dollars to cover the costs of the repairs, but all of this is not important, since I am still alive and well.
My luck was that the man who lives in the building across the street saw what happened and called 911 and the firemen. He was the one who visited me in the hospital, and since my room was all burned up, he offered to shelter me at his place. He lives in a small room, but it’s ok, we are getting together quite well. He is much older than me, but it’s ok, we love eachother and we are planning to get married! We still haven’t decidet when, but must be sometime soon, so people can’t see I’m already pregnant.
Yes, my dear parents. I’m gonna be a mom soon!
I know that you hardly wait to be grandparents and I’m sure you will love my children (because there will be three of them) as well as you loved me when I was small. The only thing that delays our wedding it’s a nasty infection that affects my dear lover. Because of this we are again in the hospital, since I have contacted it, naturally, but we already feel much better because of the antibiotics witch we receive. The doctors call that infection Sifilis or something like that.
I know that you will welcome my husband with open arms and that he will soon become a member of our family. He is a very nice man and, although he hasn’t finished 8 classes in school, he is very open minded! Obviously he has a different religion than us, but I know you will tolerate that and will not be bothered by the fact that his skin color is a little darker than ours. You will probably get along really great since he is of your age, and since we plan to move home, because his small room is not well suited for three little babies. His parents are also very nice men. His father is, actually, one of the most famous American drug dealers!
Now, that I have told you all, it is time to admit that my place really didn’t burn up, so I’m quite fine, I wasn’t in any hospital, I ain’t got sifilis and I do not want a black husband.
The truth is that I have failed the exam at organic chemistry and math, I’ve got an E at economics and I wanted to let you know that are far more worse things that can happen in this world than this.
Kisses kisses, your daughter
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AMtwis
Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted March 31, 2004 03:45 PM |
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LOL! where did you find this?
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cioaba
Tavern Dweller
Learning the ways of a tosser
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posted April 02, 2004 02:50 PM |
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True , there are worse things that might happen. But it is a good alternative to tell them this kind of things first.
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted April 06, 2004 06:20 AM |
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you might want to start by telling them to call an ambulance after reading that they would need one
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 10, 2005 04:51 AM |
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Was it a real letter?
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sirzapdos
Promising
Famous Hero
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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posted January 10, 2005 05:51 AM |
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Probably not, but you never know. You know what they say, "The truth is stranger than fiction."
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So I try to live a complicated world...
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