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madmartigan
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posted June 16, 2004 07:58 PM |
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Petition to Ban Dihydrogenmonoxide
With the courtesy of TyrAnasazi:
This is a petition to ban dihydrogenmonoxide. This dangerous substance can be found everywhere on Earth! In your home, where you work, even in our schools. Thousands of people die every year from inhaling dihydrogenmonoxide, and hundreds of thousands more contract some of the ten thousand diseases that it has been known to carry. Furthermore billions of dollars in property damage worldwide are attributed to dihydrogenmonoxide leakage and seepage every year. This problem is most prevalent in basements and other areas which are not commonly checked for buildups of the compound. This is a danger we are exposed to every day, and most people don't even realize it. Please help raise dihydrogenmonoxide awareness by signing this petition to ban it.
-The Coalition Against Dihydrogenmonoxide (CAD)
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Vadskye91
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posted June 16, 2004 08:07 PM |
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But what is it? What does it do? How dangerous is it? Why should we fear it? How do you know that the damage from leakage is from this as opposed to an accompanying chemical?
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2Xtremetotake
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posted June 16, 2004 08:34 PM |
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Lol Madmartigan still got that 1 red star..for no reason rofl he asked for them, litterally.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted June 16, 2004 10:15 PM |
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Come on, Asmodean. You completely spoiled the joke.
And you call yourself the god of partying and fun?
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viking
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posted June 16, 2004 10:37 PM |
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Come on, Asmodean. You completely spoiled the joke.
And you call yourself the god of partying and fun?
I don't get the joke.  
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted June 16, 2004 11:16 PM |
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Well I took the advice of my somber friend and deletes the post.
Tequila for everyone!!
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2Xtremetotake
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posted June 16, 2004 11:18 PM |
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i can just repost what asmodean wrote.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted June 17, 2004 12:39 AM |
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Actually, no tequila for us. I have heard that it contains traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide. So we should think of something else to drink.
I want to fully detoxify my body from this horrible substance.
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2Xtremetotake
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posted June 17, 2004 12:46 AM |
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then you will die.
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khayman
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posted June 17, 2004 12:56 AM |
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You are all very evil and insensitive tossers! MadMartigan is obviously very concerned about this substance since he took the time to post it in this wonderful and caring community. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
Right now, I am all for banning Dihydrogenmonoxide. Before I sign this petition, I just have two questions:
1. Is Dihydrogenmonoxide available (at certain temperatures) in a liquid or crystaline form?
2. If so, can I smoke or inject it to get high?
If the answer to both above questions is "yes", then to hell with this petition. Just let me know where I can get my junkie hands on some of that sh*t.
Yes, I am now ashamed of myself too, you tossers! Thanks a lont! 
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Svarog
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posted June 17, 2004 03:18 AM |
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1. Is Dihydrogenmonoxide available (at certain temperatures) in a liquid or crystaline form?
Yes. Dihydrogenmonoxide is available in all packages, crystaline, liquid and gas. All depending on your junkie prefernces.
2. If so, can I smoke or inject it to get high?
Of course. But, beware, it's addictive. There are already 6 billion addicts of this dangerous drug. In fact it is so addictive, that going one day without it, would make your whole body exhausted, and several days without the substance would be fatal.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted June 17, 2004 03:21 AM |
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I'm so addicted, I sometimes take a bath in the stuff.
Man it's good s***.
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2Xtremetotake
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posted June 17, 2004 03:23 AM |
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Oh. And everyone on this forum is currently an addict BTW.
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Dingo
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posted June 17, 2004 03:28 AM |
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I don't like banning stuff.
Leave Dihydrogenmonoxide alone!
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khayman
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posted June 17, 2004 03:39 AM |
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Man, this all sounds like a 'bunch of hot air' to me! Pffft...
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khayman
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posted June 17, 2004 03:41 AM |
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...so much so that I need something to drink.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 17, 2004 03:48 AM |
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Yeah I bet that dihydrogenmonoxide is probably contaminating our water supply too. We should definitely ban it.
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2Xtremetotake
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posted June 17, 2004 04:03 AM |
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Then we will all die without it. Remember, once u get addicted, you die without it.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 17, 2004 04:13 AM |
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We can just come up with some safer immitation dihydrogenmonoxide that's a lot safer. Engineers these days can do really incredible things.
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madmartigan
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posted June 17, 2004 04:02 PM |
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response to Khayman
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1. Is Dihydrogenmonoxide available (at certain temperatures) in a liquid or crystaline form?
Yes, at certain temperatures you can find dihydrogenmonoxide in either liquid or crystaline form. Furtherworse, it even is available in gas form at another certain temp. 
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2. If so, can I smoke or inject it to get high?
This is the hardest question to answer. If you smoke it in liquid form it will get you high; so high that there will be no return. However, the researches have proven that it will not get you high if injected. In conclusion, dihydrogenmonoxide DOES get you high given the circumstances; and, it does not given the other circumstances.
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I would have expected more contribution from you folks since this community is known for its members' sensitivity and caring.
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