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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 17, 2004 04:29 PM |
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...so much so that I need something to drink. 
lol.. had to fix your mistake huh?
but i dont like this stuff, lets ban it. From what ive heard they even use it to poision other teams football players in greece 
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khayman
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posted June 17, 2004 04:42 PM |
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...so much so that I need something to drink.
lol.. had to fix your mistake huh?
You would figure after two semesters of Chemistry, I would have known the periodic table of elements (and there compositions) a little better. I want my tuition back!
Now where is that petition, I am definitely signing now...
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madmartigan
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posted December 25, 2004 05:23 PM |
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Dear Members of HC,
I am sad to see that most of you have been indifferent to the evil called "dihydrogenmonoxide". I believe it is due to the fact that nearly all of you have already been addicts of this devilry.
OPEN YOUR EYES !!!!!!
I once again feel obligated to call all of you to come to your senses, and do something to prevent this evil taking the world all over before it is too late.
DO SOMETHING BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
-The Coalition Against Dihydrogenmonoxide (CAD)
edit:
If you want to know more about Dihydrogenmonoxide and how dangerous it is, please DO see the first page
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hamsi128
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posted December 25, 2004 05:33 PM |
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wtf is dihydotosside uhhhh..
wtf is tewiller ?
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 25, 2004 06:07 PM |
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EEEK! DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
BAN IT!! BAN IT NOW!!!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Shiva
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posted December 25, 2004 08:47 PM |
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This thread is all wet
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted December 25, 2004 10:31 PM |
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nice rhyme, shiva 
Hmm, yeah, dihydrogenmonoxid is some evil stuff.
If you want to be as save from it as possible..
Hey! I got an idea. We could build up "sobering-camps" (hope, I chose right words - not my native lang.) in the desert, cuz those are the places where you have the smallest amounts of DHM around!
reg
Daddy
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Trogdor
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posted December 26, 2004 12:07 PM |
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Vadskye91
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posted October 09, 2006 01:30 AM |
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...
Four Reasons that was a bad idea:
1. Necro
2. Flame
3. Missing the joke
4. Capitalization
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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 09, 2006 07:01 AM |
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DIHYDROGENMONOXIDE IS WATER YOUR PEA BRAINED IDIOTS
Quick everyone pick on the angry guy!
Man what's up with this fergot... Fergotone... The Forgotten One guy anyway. Comin in here all angry like a mofo. What an angry dude!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 09, 2006 11:31 AM |
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lol fergotteeenoneeeeeee
you make me laugh you inconvenienced badger
DIHYDROGENMONOXIDE SUCKS
GATORADE IS BETTER
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supersonic
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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted October 09, 2006 06:21 PM |
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The only substance we need to ban is Sodium Chloride!
It is so dangerous! And, just like dihydrogenmonoxide, a few days without it would be fatal! Let's ban this filthy drug!
Another thing is to replace this drink:
With this one:
As the second one has less atoms, it is less costly to produce it!
So let's start drinking the second one!!!
Also, if we start drinking the dihydrogenmonoxide solution of this:
We might even lose weight!!!
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Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me. 
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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 10, 2006 12:02 AM |
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You know what's funny about methanol? It's not actually toxic to your body and can be processed just as easily as ethanol.
However when your body breaks down ethanol it uses a specific enzyme (don't know the name). Well that same enzyme coincidentally breaks down methanol into formaldehyde which is extremely toxic.
So how do people live if they drink methanol? What do you do? Well it's simple, you simply get the person completely plastered on ethanol. This prevents the methanol from being processed as quickly, so your body is able to manage the smaller amounts of formaldehyde being leeched into your body.
So if any of you youngsters want to legally get drunk, just poison yourself with methanol. I really shouldn't be posting this should I lol?
That's really bad advice. Poison yourself and you can get drunk. Hopefully you kiddies won't take this seriously.
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bjorn190
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posted October 10, 2006 12:25 AM |
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In support of this petition I will go on a brief hunger strike!! All I will consume is water! That's how much I support this petition!
I CARE!
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supersonic
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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted October 10, 2006 05:10 PM |
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We should also ban this!
People don't even know how dangerous this substance is! It is a cause of heart attacks every year! This is the only substance we need to ban. It is in our coffee, tea, in all commercial sweets! So let's ban this substance - protect our future!
Also start drinking this substance! It is extremely healthy!
Drink it today! Your lever will be thankful tommorow! To feel full results of this wonderful medicine you need to drink approximately 0.5 l per day. It is worth it!
This substance is even healthier!
Drinking it instead of poisonous dihydrogen monoxide is proved to be good for the brain. Have you aver noticed why Russians (and their cars) are so resistible to cold? They drink it every day!
And here's a top no.1 when it comes to losing weight!
There are many people around the world that have tried drinking this substance. They almost lost half of their weight! You don't need any evidence! Just drink this and observe as your weight drops IN YOUR EYES!
That's another substance to be banned:
This filthy substance is a very poisonous drug. Unfortunately, due to extensive urban life we don't even know that there are millions of those molecules in each of our cells! Let's ban the emittion of this poison! Let's invest in healthy future!
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Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 11, 2006 10:16 AM |
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I hope you don't submit a part III supersonic. Cause the joke is old now.
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