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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 ... 9 10 11 12 13 ... 20 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted August 08, 2004 08:35 AM

I could insult Idaho but Dingo lives there.

Oh well, I can make him hand over his floodprotect.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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greek_god_su...
greek_god_superman


Famous Hero
Bringer Of Light
posted August 08, 2004 10:40 PM

At least this guy, TUM, has some sense of humour:
Quote:
Once I return from filming my new movie, What Women Really Want: Part II, I will resume my conversion, I mean, education process.
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TUM, maybe you could provide us with some clips of that movie when itīs ready?? As educational material or something..
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After all, marriage and murder are not too different - one ends your life and the other is a crime

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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
posted August 08, 2004 10:50 PM

As far as i remember, What women really want has Mel gibson in the movie.

It was shown that he was a TERRIBLE lover, but only came through because he heard EVERYTHING the woman thought.

He had womans clothes on.

He had it on twice.

Most woman hated him until he knew what they thought.

What im saying is, TheUltimateFreak wears women clothes, is hated by all women(He losses his ability to hear them)

Congratulations TheUltimateFreak, you're your own student!
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.

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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted August 09, 2004 02:30 AM

Quote:
TUM, maybe you could provide us with some clips of that movie when itīs ready?? As educational material or something..

What movie? "What women really want"?
No way. That's adult material, boy. You have to be over 18 to watch it.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted August 09, 2004 09:11 AM

Svarog i think you need to get out more...
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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 11, 2004 08:36 AM

It really is wonderful what you're doing for the people who actually care about this thread, TUM.
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 11, 2004 08:39 AM

YAY THE LOBSTER IS BACK
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 11, 2004 08:44 AM

My last post was like a year ago. How is it possible that you remember me? I don't even remember me!!!
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.

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Consis
Consis


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
posted August 11, 2004 09:02 AM

I Can't Take It Anymore!

I've stood by and laughed long enough! I need a report card! And Khaelo just IM'ed me to tell you that she wants one too! Please oh great and powerful Ultimate Male! I need your wisdom! Please oh please oh please!
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I

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Khaelo
Khaelo


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Underwater
posted August 11, 2004 09:51 AM
Edited By: Khaelo on 11 Aug 2004

liar!

When I need anything from TheUltimateMale, I contact His Sexiness personally.  No middleman wanted.  
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disguised as a responsible adult

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 11, 2004 01:30 PM

@Lobster - some people have no life. Others spend theirs on HC
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Yolk and God bless.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 11, 2004 02:42 PM

Quote:
@Lobster - some people have no life. Others spend theirs on HC


Well said. I agree. I am, of course, in the second category.
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
posted August 11, 2004 03:46 PM

And some people can't tell the difference.
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Knowledge is power...

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 11, 2004 04:33 PM

Like TheUltimateMale. Anyway, he should stop making his movie and pay more attention to us if he really cares (and wants to win my dare).
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Consis
Consis


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
posted August 11, 2004 05:17 PM
Edited By: Consis on 11 Aug 2004

Humble Before Greatness


Oh Ultimate One, give me a sign!
I want the wisdom!
Show me the light and error of my ways!
Khaelo is not worthy!
I pray for enlightenment while she squanders your benevolence!

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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I

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Draco
Draco


Promising
Famous Hero
posted August 11, 2004 08:49 PM

haha consis, youve been spending to much time in the tavern as of late aparently, come back to the other side

remmeber all, i am UBER 1337 and I know what is best for you.

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted August 12, 2004 12:12 AM

I agree...go back to whence you came or however the hell it's said! Go away lol
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 12, 2004 04:17 AM

Go back to where you came from! TheUltimateMale doesn't need any more ideas!
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Eccentric Opinion

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The_happy_lo...
The_happy_lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 12, 2004 06:37 AM

Consis seems a bit desprate for this information. Any reason for that?
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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted August 13, 2004 04:18 AM

He's just a desperate man with desperate measures
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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