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mvassilev
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posted October 18, 2004 05:16 PM |
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First and foremost, there is something that you all must come to accept before reading any further. That which you must come to accept is the following:
If you have found your way to this corner of the Internet and you are reading this post, then you are a indeed a CYBERGEEK.
If your name is TUM, and you are reading this post, then you are indeed a HYPOCRITE.
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Now, some of you will try to convince yourselves otherwise, but that is expected, since denial is a the most prevalent indicator of the disease that currently afflicts you. Alas, my little keyboard commandos, there is still help for you, as The Ultimate Male is going to provide you a pathway for leaving your pathetic worlds of Cybergeekdom in hopes of rejoining the rest of civilization in what many people like to refer to as reality.
Okay. So you are trying to save yourself. I know what you'll say. "I'm an ex-cybergeek, Mmmmmvaseline," but that is just denial. Of course, there's nothing wrong with being a cybergeek, because I am one.
And remember...
CYBERGEEKS RULE!
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted October 18, 2004 11:26 PM |
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could it be, that mvasi desperately tries to turn TUM words againts himself?   
reg
Daddy
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted October 19, 2004 08:48 AM |
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could it be, that mvasi desperately tries to turn TUM words againts himself?
Could it also be that his miserable attempts do nothing but further provoke TUM into slamming him repeatedly?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted October 19, 2004 09:25 AM |
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Geeks just dont get it
Obviously you nerds have learnt nothing from TUM.
A man of his capabilities has much more important things to do than waste his life helping all of you. I know this beacuse i share the same life. Plus you guys are pretty geeky, it must have been really draining for TUM to help all of you!
Im sure that in time he will return to listen to your nerdish cries.
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Vadskye91
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posted October 19, 2004 03:43 PM |
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Either that or he's QP hunting...
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted October 19, 2004 04:45 PM |
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MadGuy91 concluded:Quote:
Either that or he's QP hunting...
I think you meant QT hunting, my young CyberJedi.
As for my availability, I will be in-and-out in my attempt to help the rest of you CyberGeeks escape your virtual realities. Things have been a bit hectic since I returned from vacation. You see, my agent keeps getting calls from the producers of The Bachelor, Top Model, and Desperate Housewives, as it seems all these shows are in need of The Ultimate Male's unparallelled charm, good looks, and sex appeal to boost their ratings.
Until we meet again, do not despair, my little CyberPimps-In-Training, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted October 19, 2004 05:21 PM |
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Top Model? Well they only have girls in it, so a person with your hair, would fit right in.
And Dragon_Slayer, what is this with you acting like a Stud? A person with YOSHI in his sig as long time as you have had it, cannot be a stud, so either you are a 50 year old pregant woman with 2 much spare time, or your just in denial.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted October 19, 2004 06:31 PM |
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DS is just upset that he got his buttocks kicked in an RPG I played him against in Guardians Grove earlier today. So let the poor boy vent his anger.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted October 19, 2004 08:29 PM |
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And once again Gormless is crowing over a victory that:
1. Matters to nobody
2. Happened online
3. Doesn't even make him look any cooler.
He needs to chill out
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted October 20, 2004 06:24 AM |
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He needs to chill out
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted October 20, 2004 12:43 PM |
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Haha, Realn00b you obviously have no idea what your talking about. I am a 16yr old male who probably has more female friends than you have friends in total and im not joking about that.
About me trying to act like a stud, ever heard of sarcasm? That post was totally not my style but i was being sarcastic.
And yes there is a Yoshi in my sig, is there a problem with that? It just so happened that i grew up playing mario games and Yoshi was my favourite, does that make me a 50yr old pregnant woman? I think not.
Now please go back to your wannabe TUM clases, maybe you will learn something...
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted October 20, 2004 05:20 PM |
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And the 50 year old pregnant woman just tried to be a person with confidence, and fails utterly.
You having more female friends then i have friends in total? .. Guessing someone just broke into daddies liquor cabinet 
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted October 20, 2004 07:16 PM |
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Guessing someone just broke into daddies liquor cabinet
What?! Argh, Dragonslayer?! You should have asked me, I would have given you some, u dont need to brake in ...
reg
Daddy
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted October 21, 2004 09:17 AM |
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Nah RD, unlike you i am old enough to drink without braking into the cabinet.
Oh and im not asking you to believe me, just stating the facts.
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mvassilev
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posted November 03, 2004 03:26 AM |
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Nah RD, unlike you i am old enough to drink without braking into the cabinet.
Oh, so you're that drunk out in the street... or is it TUM? That would explain why he isn't here.
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TheUltimateM...
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posted November 03, 2004 04:45 AM |
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A Kerry Daughter In Hand OR Two In The Bush Twins?
MmmVaseline speculated:Quote:
Oh, so you're that drunk out in the street... or is it TUM? That would explain why he isn't here.
Actually, I am quite busy preparing for my upcoming escort opportunity. However, my clients have yet to be decided. You see, I will be providing escort service for the daughters of the next President of the United States.
No offense to John Kerry and his tall, blonde daughter Alexandra, but The Ultimate Male is hoping to spend that evening with the drunk-and-disorderly Bush Twins, Jenna and Barbara. Those two party girls have been very, very naughty, and who better to provide them the discipine and direction that they so justly deserve then Yours Truly. Besides, if given the option, The Ultimate Male would obviously choose Bush.
Beloved CyberGeeks, I hope that you have all been busy studying and applying my techniques. Until my escort service and modeling shoots slow down, please try to do something more constructive than perfecting the five-knuckle shuffle, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Vadskye91
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posted November 03, 2004 04:46 AM |
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Booo! I don't like TUM as much anymore.
Kerry all the way! w00t!
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mvassilev
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posted November 03, 2004 01:40 PM |
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Kerry all the way! w00t!
Yeah! I agree!
And I still say TUM is that drunk.
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Consis
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Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted November 06, 2004 08:46 PM |
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Confession
Forgive me father for I have sinned.....
On thursday night I bought an extra large size bag of restaruant-style tortilla chips and large fountain drink(Dr. Pepper) to watch the t.v. show "Survivor". Oh, and I bought a can of original flavor bean dip to go with the chips. My friend and I ate all the chips and bean dip between the two of us.
Also, I had a large 'burrito bowl' from a restaraunt called "Chipotle". It was huge. On top of that, I knew their soft drinks were of average size so I went across the street to purchase my soda at the gas station. They didn't have Dr Pepper so I bought the xtra large Mr. Pibb in its place.
I'm feeling fatty father. I did some push-ups this morning to pay for the things I've been eating but I'm not sure it's enough. What else can I do? Do you have any advice for a humble less-than-ultimate-male?
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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mvassilev
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posted November 06, 2004 09:49 PM |
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Do you have any advice for a humble less-than-ultimate-male?
I have advise. Keep doing it.
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