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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted July 23, 2004 02:07 AM |
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Cybergeeks rule
It seems as though MmmmmmVaseline, has a serious problem.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 23, 2004 06:06 AM |
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Well...if he doesn't have a prostate then he probably wouldn't have a brain either...
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted July 23, 2004 06:23 AM |
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Edited By: Svarog on 23 Jul 2004
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Well...if he doesn't have a prostate then he probably wouldn't have a brain either...
How cleverly you draw conclusions from both what I wrote and your own assumptions!
I think you should check your brain fluid too, or maybe there isn't such thing, since the name would require the actual object to be there also.
j/k 
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 23, 2004 06:26 AM |
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If you two ladies are going to start hair-pulling and eye-scratching it's not going to look good on your report card.
But if you're going to....can I watch?
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 23, 2004 06:44 AM |
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Well...if he doesn't have a prostate then he probably wouldn't have a brain either...
How cleverly you draw conclusions from both what I wrote and your own assumptions!
I think you should check your brain fluid too, or maybe there isn't such thing, since the name would require the actual object to be there also.
j/k
Hey! U just assume w/yourself there mister!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted July 23, 2004 06:51 AM |
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Hmm, lol. Maybe in your case the brain and the prostate are in the same place - but I have to say in my experience with most men when the prostate is workin, the brain is not
Good luck with your rating!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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barbarian
Famous Hero
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posted July 23, 2004 01:10 PM |
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First steps to recovery? What the hell are you babbling about?
If you try to convert a geek, there is only one possible outcome - becoming a geek yourself!
My point excatly your a geek cause your trying to help those like you, ultimate mails won't do it, and i am not in denial i just don't spend more than 4 hours a day on the computer, only when it's the holidays and only then i spend alot of time on the computer, like 8 hours, but normally no more than 3, don't judje me if you don't no me ok?
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It's optional.
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Shai-Hulud
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Sicomor
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posted July 23, 2004 02:07 PM |
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but I have to say in my experience with most men when the prostate is workin, the brain is not
Well.. Pandora.. That means that the only way women have neurons is by the way of men. 
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted July 23, 2004 02:16 PM |
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Barbarian you should use periods because otherwise it's very hard to understand what you write and Celfious is bad enough at this we don't need two.
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Knowledge is power...
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 23, 2004 03:39 PM |
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What the hell are you talking about periods suck big time we can do fine without them because we are just that good so DIE PERIODS DIE!!!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted July 23, 2004 04:30 PM |
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Here i am UM. Do you're best, give the people something to laugh at, aka, show them your genitals.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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draco
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 23, 2004 05:35 PM |
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Edited By: draco on 23 Jul 2004
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all i gotta say is this is the funnyest thread ive read in a while.
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13 Rating: CyberFool Telemarketers no longer annoy as much when they call, as you somewhat enjoy hearing a real person’s voice every now-and-then.
haha its so true... oh god!
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08 Rating: CyberGeek Soldier You have networked your house or apartment so that you have access to the Internet at all times, to include a monitor on your nightstand and a laptop in the bathroom.
yep that too.. cept i dont have a laptop. but spent a day rewireing my whole house drilling holes in the walls and stuff LOL.
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07 Rating: CyberGeek Warrior You insist that your friends and family refer to you as your online persona at all times.
haha my counter-strike friends and I go out for wings once a month, and we dont ever really know eachothers real names, weve been hangin out for years!! LMAO
p.s. at what level is it where you start to forget peoples IP addresses and start to recall their phone numbers?
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted July 23, 2004 10:40 PM |
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CyberGeek Initial Progress Report #1
CYBERGEEK INITIAL PROGRESS REPORT #1
Finally, the moment of truth is here for you anxious and rightfully nervous Cybergeeks…Initial Progress Report #1!
Now, I want you all to know that I took extreme measures to ensure the accuracy of this report. I used many different sources and research methods to record my observations and arrive at my conclusions. Some of my data included profiles, posts, patterns of behavior, admissions, IM conversations, and even a few things that you may have never admitted, but you and I both know that they are true!.
I ranked the report in order from highest to lowest PIMP Score, or basically from Most Promising to Most In Need Of Help. I have also included a brief recommendation for each individual which will benefit them if they heed my advice. Please do not be discouraged by your progress, as climbing your way out of the Cyber Abyss is no easy task! So let’s take a look, shall we?
 Note: Typical Cybergeeks begin with a PIMP base score of 10, while Cybergeek Champions (Moderators) begin with a base score of 5.
 Goofman (Gorman) ….. PIMP Pts: 14 …Rating: CyberPunk
-1 for having 1000+ post count
+1 AIM handle “TrojanGorman” (condom reference is good, even if unintentional)
+1 HC quote “19, 6'3, fun, care-free, all the good stuff” (demonstrates Potential)
-2 for blashpheming that TUM was “as much a cybergeek as Mvass or Woock.” (those a very harsh words, my friend)
+2 for creating the Stud Shock Jock (demonstrates Creativity and Wit)
+1 for ability to laugh at DingDong with DingDong
+1 for asking “Is it my fault if women come to me to take care of them?” (Nope. Same problem here. Demonstrates Potential)
+1 for having fun and contributing to the quality of this thread
Le_Coochie (The_Gootch) ….. PIMP Pts: 13 …Rating: CyberFool
+2 occupation listed as “United States Marine” (+4 for giving four years of honorable service to his country, -2 for being persuaded to give up four years of his life)
-1 for spreading the rumor that TUM has “been indicted in the BALCO scandal” (TUM is au natural, mon ami…that’s what my lawyer will tell you)
+2 for volunteering first to be Sir_SheMen’s ‘huckleberry’ in his “God’s Gift To Women” thread (demonstrates Courage)
MuchTooOldTimer (Oldtimer) ….. PIMP Pts: 13 …Rating: CyberFool
+2 for having 17 QPs with less than 1000 post count (demonstrates Creativity & Potential)
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
+1 for changing uses defined status to “pandora’s *****” (-1 weakness, +2 as TUM understands)
-1 for professing “[TUM] could be my own son.” (kind words, but impossible, since I am well under 80 years of age)
Shy-HuDude (Shai-Hulud) ….. PIMP Pts: 12 …Rating: CyberNerd
+2 for having a user name that is so difficult to find a funny alteration
-1 for thinking he was “Elisabeth the IIIrd” (loosen the corset a bit, Liz)
+1 for giving credit to TUM where credit is due
-1 for quoting Dexter’s Laboratory and Dee Dee
-1 for encouraging Asmodean to convert TUM back to Cybergeekdom
-1 accusing TUM of being “a girl from that thing with porno”
-1 for taking a quizilla online computer nerd quiz and lying about the results “Good and healthy crazed” (Yeah, right.)
+1 for reading Shogun four hours a day (+1 for reading, +1 for quality book, -1 for wearing Kimono while reading)
+2 for creating two thought-provoking posts here using 17th Century Japan as an analogy
-1 for using 17th Century Japan as an analogy
+1 for calling himself “Future Shogun of The Cybergeeks” (demonstrates Acceptance)
-1 for misusing the quote “give Caesar what's for Caesar” (TUM has something for you, Caesar, called Romaine lettuce and some dressing)
+1 for guessing I never read Shogun
+1 for making analogy of TUM as “Seinfeld's disciple” (demonstrates Wit)
-2 for fabricating bogus story about what he will be doing this weekend (-1 fake story, -1 no computers…yeah, sure.)
+1 for “I like CHEESE”
+1 for having fun and contributing good thoughts to this thread
Rico Suarog (Svarog) ….. PIMP Pts: 12 …Rating: CyberNerd
+1 user defined status “Sex, Hugs, Rock n Roll”
-1 signature reads “Raping aardwarks is a fun thing to do early in the morning.” (Need I explain?)
-1 for knowing what other members use in their jokes, porn in this particular case
+2 for creating the very cool Tomb Town (with pics)
-1 for not being creative enough to come up with a better name than “Tomb Town”
+1 for HC member photo with “All You Need Is Love” girl
-1 for understanding 10010110101 failure as “Must go home. Must log on. Must click”
+1 for attempting to insult TUM with “brain fluid is more fresh that the one from his prostate” (thus causing a five post debate in my thread)
+1 for understanding “Admitting the problem is the first step to resolving it.” (demonstrates Acceptance)
SleazeFaker (Peacemaker) ….. PIMP Pts: 12 …Rating: CyberNerd
+2 for having only HC avatar with full frontal nudity (+1 for each breast exposed)
+1 for “Recently relinquished wearing undergarments for lent” (need I explain?)
-1 for knowing that other members always misspell the word “because”
-2 for creating delusional fantasy about meeting TUM in real life
+1 for having delusional fantasy about meeting TUM in real life (demonstrates Potential)
+1 for daring TUM to “Blow [her] out of the water” (TUM digs challenging & aggressive females)
DorkInZoo (Doomnezeu) ….. PIMP Pts: 11 …Rating: CyberDork
-1 for starting a “Can You Guess Who It Is?” contest in my thread
-1 occupation listed as Redactor PC Games
+1 bio reads “Love Games. Love Beer. Love women.” (-1 for games, +2 for beer & women)
-1 for not believing TUM had a QP with only three posts
+1 “cool naked chicks” signature
+1 for posting a pic of Ben Stein from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (classic comedy)
+1 for giving credit where credit is due
Sir_SheMan (Sir_Stiven) ….. PIMP Pts: 11 …Rating: CyberDork
-2 for having 2000+ post count
+1 for not having an avatar for me to make fun of
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
-2 for insinuating that TUM’s three Swedish flight attendants were female (-1 for each attendant, +1 because one had a third leg)
-1 for stating “that blonde reminds me of someone i know” (He did know her, but she slapped him when he asked “My! Are those Bugle Boy Jeans you are wearing?”)
+1 for making Moderators work twice as hard
+3 for creating “God’s Gift To Women” thread (demonstrates Creativity, Potential, & Vision)
Spasmodean (Asmodean) ….. PIMP Pts: 10 …Rating: Cybergeek (typical)
+2 user defined status reads “Superheroine on weekends” (demonstrates Acceptance & Courage)
+1 for finding an avatar that looks so much like his RL photo
+1 for having “slim_seamy666@xxxxxxx.com” as his email address
-1 for daydreaming about Aculias
+2 for living in the same country that produced U2 & Guinness
-1 for attempting to convert TUM back to Cybergeekdom
-2 for posting that repulsive picture of Sexy Momma
+1 for posting a topless pic (still revolting)and getting away with it
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
+1 for pegging TUM as “one twisted and bitter individual” (+2 for twisted, -1 for bitter)
-1 for reminiscing “Remember the big crash and we lost all those posts! That was terrible!”
+1 for asking “can I watch?” (never know if you don’t ask)
MadSky911 (Vadskye91) ….. PIMP Pts: 10 …Rating: CyberGeek (typical)
-1 for having 1000+ post count
-1 for living in Minnesota
+2 for not being afraid to admit he lives in Minnesota (demonstrates Courage)
-1 for having “galaxyranger91@xxxxxx.com” as his email address
-1 bio reads “I like books. I like video games. I like computer games.” (+1 books, -2 video & computer games)
+1 for having a sense of humor and “getting it” (demonstrates Understanding)
+1 for “[Barbarian] it's very hard to understand what you write and Celfious is bad enough at this we don't need two.” (Amen to that!)
RedFrocksMan36D (RedSoxFan3) ….. PIMP Pts: 09 …Rating: CyberGeek Footman
-1 for admitting to being a Boston Red Sox fan (+1 for Courage, -2 because it’s the BoSox)
+1 since the BoSox have Johnny Damon (hairstyle resembles TUM’s)
-1 for blaspheming Let’s Have War is “the greatest thread on HC” (like it can even compare to this thread)
-1 falsely claiming “I have always put RL before internet” (demonstrates Denial, typical Moderator Rationalization)
+2 for creating The Chameleon (demonstrates Creativity)
-1 for misspelling Chameleon in the first post
+2 for going back to modify and improve The Chameleon with creative kits (demonstrates Creativity and Potential)
-1 for thinking the CyberDork female on the right was hot (demonstrates Delusional)
+2 for noticing the blonde girl’s one breast was larger than the other and they were fake (+1 Potential, +2 Attentiveness [+1 for each breast], -1 for staring at picture too long)
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
+1 for “KhaveMonkey” and “Moldboner” (demonstrates Creativity)
RainMan (Khayman) ….. PIMP Pts: 09 …Rating: CyberGeek Footman
-2 occupation “Domestic Supervisor” (recapture your manhood, Mr. Mommy)
+1 for referring to TUM as “The Ultimate Freak” (demonstrates Creativity)
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
-1 for thinking he is a tough guy by challenging TUM with “Rate me if you dare”
Beotch_King (Lich_King) ….. PIMP Pts: 09 …Rating: CyberGeek Footman
-2 for being a former Moderator
+3 for giving up being a Moderator (demonstrates Desire for self-improvement)
-1 for looking up my IP address (demonstrates lack of Self-Discipline)
-1 for gossiping with other Moderators and members about my identity
Trogdorf (Trogdor) ….. PIMP Pts: 09 …Rating: CyberGeek Footman
-1 for posting one five-word post in my thread then disappearing
-1 for falling into the “Can You Guess Who I Am?” trap (demonstrates Weakness)
+1 for having avatar that resembles him in RL
DingDong (Dingo) ….. PIMP Pts: 08 …Rating: CyberGeek Soldier
-2 for 2000+ post count
+1 for ability to laugh at himself (demonstrates Potential)
+1 for “It seems as though MmmmmmVaseline, has a serious problem.” (demonstrated Perceptiveness)
-2 for proclaiming self “God of Dark Spam”
PlainDorka (Pandora) ….. PIMP Pts: 08 …Rating: CyberGeek Soldier
-1 proud of hailing from the Great White North (take off, ehh?)
+1 for having a sexy female avatar while actually being a female
+1 member name taken from outstandingly decadent fictional literature source
+1 for outstanding diplomatic skills as exhibited in Tavern Feedback thread (demonstrates Potential)
+1 for recognizing quality when she sees it
SmellFumus (Celfious) ….. PIMP Pts: 07 …Rating: CyberGeek Warrior
-1 being unable to recognize the intent of this self-help thread
-1 for rushing to the defense of fellow Cybergeeks by screaming “Get off us, we're not stepping stools like you think”
-1 for admitting “I need the solution to catch 22's that surround me.” (try laying off that funky green stuff, it will help)
+1 for that somewhat cool animated signature even if it is a bit Cybergeekish
-1 with MmmVaseline for “sniffing, bottling, and categorizing their own farts” (lay off the Tostitos and bean dip when you get the munchies)
BarbieMan (Barbarian) ….. PIMP Pts: 06 …Rating: CyberGeek Crusader
-1 for not going back and editing his improper use of BB Code like I asked him
-2 for “i don't need no help” (demonstrates Denial & a double negative)
-1 for “i don't have a problem” (demonstrates Deep Denial)
-1 for “i only post here during my vacation.” (demonstrates Rationalization)
-1 for “i don't do it all the time.” (demonstrates Severe Denial)
-1 for “i am not in denial.” (demonstrates Extreme Denial)
-1 for “i just don't spend more than 4 hours a day on the computer only when it's the holidays.” (demonstrates Delusion)
-1 for “only then i spend alot of time on the computer, like 8 hours, but normally no more than 3.” (first it was 4 hours, now it’s only 3? Demonstrates Inconsistent Thought Patterns)
+5 bonus points for not having reached puberty yet (demonstrates Salvageability & TUM’s compassion)
Wimp-PlayThor (Lith-Maethor) ….. PIMP Pts: 04 …Rating: CyberGeek Hero
-1 for having 1000+ post count
-1 for asking “Why would anyone in their right mind want to be less of a geek?”
-1 for being a university Computer Science Student
+1 for being a self-proclaimed “totaly messed up individual” (demonstates Acceptance)
-1 for stating “i am a geek, not a cybergeek” (demonstrates Acceptance, but also Rationalization & Denial)
+1 for claiming “I for one have converted…101100101010101…” (demonstrates Progression)
+1 for being witty by using the phrase “laughing my ports off”
Lord_Kook (Lord_Woock) ….. PIMP Pts: 04 …Rating: CyberGeek Hero
-4 for having 4000+ post count
-1 for having a custom avatar that makes me shake my head every time I see it (demonstrates Creativity)
-1 for being able to guess members by their post length
+1 for changing user defined status to Ultimate Cybergeek (demonstrates Acceptance)
-1 for having programming language in signature
-1 for posting the quote “Nec hercules contra plures” (Hercules was a myth, TUM is real & fears nothing)
-1 for bragging about a fellow Cybergeek’s “six stars' worth of posting” (like TUM cares?)
+1 for recognizing a literary quote with lightning speed and accuracy (+2 for reading a book & reacting quickly, -1 because it was Dune)
+1 for creating witty name for TUM as “ThePatheticSnail” (demonstrates Creativity)
+1 for ability to laugh at DingDong with DingDong
-1 for admitting to reading “The Science of Discworld” (Terry Pratchett is a fine writer, but I still would not admit this.)
MmmVaseline (Mvassilev) ….. PIMP Pts: 02 …Rating: CyberGeek Titan
-1 for location as “Infernopolis, Capital Area, the Inferno”
-1 for proclaiming “I would rather dress up in a chicken suit rather than stop being a cyberfreak”
+1 for changing user defined status to “Random Cybergeek Fire God” (demonstrates Acceptance)
-1 for stating “cool people is one of the many things that prevent the world from being perfect.” (demonstrates Rationalization)
-1 for exclaiming “Just don't convert us to people like you” (demonstrates Resistance)
-1 for stating “stay a cybergeek, stay a worthy being” (demonstrates Rationalization)
-1 with SmellFumus for “sniffing, bottling, and categorizing their own farts” (just say “No” next time to SmellFumus)
-1 for telling others to “Please ignore [TUM] if you want to remain worthy of existing.”
-1 for believing “we cybergeeks can manage” (demonstrates Delusion)
-1 for bringing up the thought of TUM being banned
-1 for stating “Pimps are bad people” (Au contrere, mon frere. Pimps are good friends to have)
+1 for referring to TUM as “The Ultimate Fail”
NoDongo (Dodongo) ….. PIMP Pts: No Rating …Rating: No Rating
No Rating for creating a fake account just to blast a fellow member and then disappearing (demonstrates Cowardice)
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Notes: Slayer_In_Drag ,TheMealDeal and DragHo, I apologize for not issuing you a progress report, as your entries into this wonderful self-help thread were last minute. Also, I believe it would be unfair to give you an honest rating with such short notice. However, if you decide to stick around, I will release one for you by the end of next week. As you can see, The Ultimate Male’s research and analysis is quite in-depth, and I would hate to come to hasty conclusions while trying to emancipate you from your CyberPrisons. Please do not be discouraged.
I do hope that you all enjoyed viewing your Cybergeek Initial Progress Report #1. Please make sure that you show them to your parents or partner (if you have ever had one of these) for their approval and signatures, and perhaps they can assist The Ultimate Male is his quest to convert you from CyberGeek to SuperFreak. I am sure that they would be supportive of anything that is trying to get you out of their house!
I will be gone for the weekend, as I will be spending a few days in the countryside with Maria and Consuela, who are traveling all the way from beautiful Cozumel to be with Yours Truly. Until we meet again, CyberPimps In Training, remember…
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 23, 2004 11:01 PM |
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I do hope that you all enjoyed viewing your Cybergeek Initial Progress Report #1.
I certainly did. I am amazed at how well my rank description fits me.
And I agree that Terry Pratchett is a great writer. The Science of Discworld is his 28th book I'm reading. And there's two others waiting on my shelf, oh my...
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Shai-Hulud
Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted July 23, 2004 11:11 PM |
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Sorry to dissapoint you... But really... I'm going from 28 night to 1 evening to a rock festival and I really don't have a laptop... Also I think I'll be meeting Pirahna.. Ahhh.. wtf.. What do I care about you guys?.. All of you should get a shotgun and have a blow in your head... 
btw.. Let the music go and beer flow!!!
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~~~Azzy~~~
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 24, 2004 12:58 AM |
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Spasmodean (Asmodean) ….. PIMP Pts: 10 …Rating: Cybergeek (typical)
And if I hadn't taken the mod job I'd have scored higher than any of you geekazoids!!
+2 user defined status reads “Superheroine on weekends” (demonstrates Acceptance & Courage)
It's a joke...... really....... I don't wear that costume no more
+1 for finding an avatar that looks so much like his RL photo
Naturally I just looked for the hottest looking avatar. Of course it would look like me!
+1 for having “slim_seamy666@xxxxxxx.com” as his email address
You need to know that seamy is pronounced (shay-me) to get it.
-1 for daydreaming about Aculias
I just saw a picture of him in Tosser's Tavern and I'll not be doing that no more!!
+2 for living in the same country that produced U2 & Guinness
Well someone's gotta live here so it may as well be me. I LOVE Guiness!
-1 for attempting to convert TUM back to Cybergeekdom
Was worth a shot.
-2 for posting that repulsive picture of Sexy Momma
Hehe. Gross isn't she?
+1 for posting a topless pic (still revolting)and getting away with it
Those mod powers DO come in handy sometimes
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
Well naturally. I have years of experience at looking in the mirror
+1 for pegging TUM as “one twisted and bitter individual” (+2 for twisted, -1 for bitter)
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
-1 for reminiscing “Remember the big crash and we lost all those posts! That was terrible!”
Buddy, if YOU'd lost 3 pages of Let's Have War you'd be bummed too!
+1 for asking “can I watch?” (never know if you don’t ask)
I guess you used this phrase with the 3 airhostess she-males eh?
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted July 24, 2004 03:14 AM |
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Recommendations On Hold
It appears as if Maria and Consuela's flight arrived a little earlier than expected, and thus I was unable to provide my recommendations as scheduled. These will have to wait until Monday, but I will have all weekend to sleep on it...except with these two hotties accompanying me, I doubt there will be much sleeping. Until then, CyberDreamers, remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 24, 2004 03:33 AM |
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Whoa whoa Wait just a dang minute there UM! I want my 2 points as you so honestly stated yourself....The Ultimate Male was once a Cybergeek just like you....on page one! Now...I'd beleive w/those 2 extra points I'd be ahead of Asmodean once again How are those "modly" powers comin in now? lol And I'd also like to say that what I've said was true. Pimps are VERY good ppl! And my AIM name of trojangorman was done very deliberatly Afterall...I've taken a survey and 8 out of 10 women prefer trojan brand condoms
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 24, 2004 04:06 AM |
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Almost... I almost got a 0, just 2 less points...
Mvass's system is just like TheUltimateAlmostFail's system, only less is better (closer to being a Cybergeek). Cybergeeks rule. Pimps are evil and stupid people. Cybergeeks should take over the world. TheUltimateMale is a Cybergeek in disguise (though not much of a disguise)! How else would he find HC?
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Eccentric Opinion
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2004 04:33 AM |
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lol...
my padawan learner, there are yet things for you to learn i see.
When im saying "that blonde reminds me of someone i know" its the family version of saying that i had rough and wild sex with a blonde that looks just like her
Thing is, it sounds less harsh and less.. bragging, that way you dont have to get any weird HC chics on your tail
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