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Svarog
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posted November 15, 2004 02:09 AM |
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Quote: That make you about 7% gay then Avarog
Well, Avarog is more likely 17% gay, according to my calculation.
Wolfman, I wish you didnt delete posts like that. This thread is not only about X-s, but also discussion. If there're posts against COC, i'd rather if you penalize them or warn the posters. Everybody, feel free to discuss the stats.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted November 15, 2004 02:19 AM |
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Quote: EDIT: Thread cleaned, every post without a scale in it was deleted. Including Stivin's COC violating post. I thought this could be an appropriate way of handeling it.
- Wolfman
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so its ok to make a gay scale thread but not to joke around about it? (as both me and khayman did and we know that each other did ).
lol.. just sounds dumb.
A thread of scales isnt a thread, its a list of gay scales. What makes it a thread is the discussion around the lists, and without the discussions the thread will die sooner rather than later.
bah.. all of this just seems gay to me
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apricane
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posted November 15, 2004 09:22 PM |
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Oh, im soooo gay...
Hehe..
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Im very gay. I sometimes act "gay" (mostly for fun, loose handwrist and so on, and talks "gay" but only for fun), i dont like getting my hands dirty, im afraid of spiders, i listen to gloria gaynor and george michael music, i want to look good, and use many products that aids me in keeping my skin clean, i love a man, im very sensitive and empathic, i dont get turned on by breasts, and i LIKE the color pink!
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted November 15, 2004 09:51 PM |
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Oh - Well, some of this applies for me, two^^ - but I never got prove yet whether I'm gay or not
Well, she (or he) will come sooner or later
reg
Daddy
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apricane
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posted November 16, 2004 10:50 AM |
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I wonder if its the spider part, or the i love a man part daddy
Surely, you dont love the color PINK? Oh my god!
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted November 16, 2004 11:16 AM |
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lol, well - let me put it like this:
i dont like getting my hands dirty, not really
im afraid of spiders, I just think they are ugly^^ but I am not "afraid"
i listen to gloria gaynor and george michael music, only george^^
i want to look good, well, ok^^
and use many products that aids me in keeping my skin clean, my skin is allready clean
i love a man,no - well, I actually haven't fallen in love w/ anybody yet..
im very sensitive and empathic, I guess, me to (whats empathetic)
i dont get turned on by breasts, um.. let's say, it depends
and i LIKE the color pink! definitely NOT!
reg
Daddy
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Svarog
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posted November 17, 2004 01:09 AM |
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Surely, even 14yearolds must know which sex they are attracted to.
pink, mink, george michael etc. all that BS has nothing to do with sexual preference. Fear not daddy. I will come to your aid to help you deteremine your orientation. There's only one simple question you need to answer (and it goes for all the younger members too):
Do you increase in volume when you look at chicks or guys or both, or it depends which parts you look at?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted November 17, 2004 01:12 AM |
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or doing this the svarog way: what kind of statues turns you on, male or female?
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Svarog
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posted November 17, 2004 01:29 AM |
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The kind of statue that turns me on the most is the "Stiven-in-ballet-dress" type. They are quite common here in Macedonia.
Nice shaved legs, round breasts, and a gentle leap. What more can you ask?
What does that make me? Female-loving or male-loving? Now I really think I should lower my gay percent.
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apricane
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posted November 17, 2004 09:50 PM |
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There is no direct link between sexuality and music of course, but most gays listen to such music
I was just pointing out a few things, typically linked to being gay
Spiders are ugly? NO. They are hideous, evil and smells like wet dog!!
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Asmodean
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posted November 17, 2004 10:15 PM |
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Spiders having evolved before dogs, I'd say that wet dogs smell like spiders then.
And they don't creep me out, I think the big fluffy ones are cute
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Khaelo
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posted November 17, 2004 10:22 PM |
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Dare I ask how you know what spiders smell like?
When confronted with something large and with 8+ legs, I typically use the spell Summon Brother. Problem solved. Of course, that's more on the stereotypical masculine/feminine line.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted November 17, 2004 10:36 PM |
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I know because my 10 year old sister has a pet tarantula that I bought for her 9th birthday - she calls him Legs and he's her favorite person in the whole world aside from me
We go in for alternative pets in my family, I have a royal python called Fluffy and my other sister has an emperor scorpion called Sting.
My mother's disturbed and sometimes very scared, but she's tolerant. My dad's too laid back to care.
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Vadskye91
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posted November 18, 2004 04:20 PM |
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lol Asmo... What would happen if they got in a fight?
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Lich
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posted November 18, 2004 05:13 PM |
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Quote: I know because my 10 year old sister has a pet tarantula that I bought for her 9th birthday - she calls him Legs and he's her favorite person in the whole world aside from me
We go in for alternative pets in my family, I have a royal python called Fluffy and my other sister has an emperor scorpion called Sting.
My mother's disturbed and sometimes very scared, but she's tolerant. My dad's too laid back to care.
Golden words ! I have tarantula myself and noone have problems with it. I was aware of spiders, but having my 8 legged (10 legged) creature I started to adore it... It is way too cure... hairy and funny
And a royal python sounds way too cool !
Myself I'm going to buy myself a crab...
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TheUltimateM...
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posted November 18, 2004 05:47 PM |
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The Ultimate Male Can Relate
Khaelo wrote:Quote: When confronted with something large and with 8+ legs, I typically use the spell Summon Brother.
Dear J-Lo,
The Ultimate Male was once confronted with something large that had 12 legs. It was the South Central State Girls Volleyball team, better known as the Lady Beavers. When they showed up at my bedroom, I figured if I turned off the lights, they would just go away. That only made the situation worse, as they were drawn even closer to me, so I was forced to use several extra-large Rings of Protection. Although it was quite a hairy situation and took several hours to perform, The Ultimate Male was able to rise to the occasion and handily take care of all six of them.
You see, CyberGeeks, even the Ultimate Male has some sticky situations with which he must deal, but don't forget, I am always here for you.
The Ultimate Male's Scale
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Note: The Ultimate Male appropriately falls right in the middle of the 6 and 9 region. Where else would you expect to find him?
Once again, CyberBoobs, stop wasting your time playing Doom and force yourselves to leave your room. Just keep this in mind...
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Conan
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posted November 19, 2004 10:47 PM |
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Hilarious!!!
I like this guy already!
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Jebus
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posted November 19, 2004 11:49 PM |
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Oops!!! I thought it said :"how gay is this???" my bad.
( I think by far the most creative post here was Stiven's... you think like me, and frankly, it's starting to scare me..)
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Svarog
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posted November 21, 2004 05:19 AM |
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Isnt it strange that almost all people who’ve posted have some same-sex attraction? How come then we say humans are normally born as heterosexuals?
I say we’re all born bisexual and turn hetero through the way we’re raised. These stats imo only confirm that, and I opened this thread to get you people thinking a bit about this sensitive issue (also was the topic of the recent debate about homosexuality).
You crazy faggets
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TheUltimateM...
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posted November 21, 2004 02:49 PM |
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Quote: You crazy faggets
Hey! I am very offended. He called us crazy!
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