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a_rebirthing...
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with rebirthing power
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posted July 03, 2005 10:02 AM |
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i just thought i would offer my services as a great comedian
Q:why was the mushroom invited to the party?
A: he was a fun guy
if u dont get this joke here is a serious question: did u pass remidial science 1A?
thought as much
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!
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2XtremeToTake
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posted September 10, 2005 09:08 AM |
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More! More!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Lord_Pc
Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
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posted September 10, 2005 09:34 AM |
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Quote:
More! More!
fine, here is one i saw somewhere but i forgot where
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 17, 2005 04:40 AM |
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Bush, when he was newly elected, was worried about how he was going to fufill his duties, so he took a trip to England for advice. He met with the Queen of England.
Bush: England is such a great country. How do you manage to rule so well?
Queen: Well, I just surround myself with smart people. Observe.
She called Tony Blair.
Queen: Here's a test to see if you're smart. If your father has a child, your mother has a child, and that child is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?
Blair: It's me.
Bush: *is impressed*
Queen: See? It's that easy.
Bush goes back to the US, and begins to implement that advice. He called Senator Jessie Helms.
Bush: Here's a question to see if you're smart. If your father has a child, your mother has a child, and that child is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?
Helms: Um... Uh... I'll have to get back to you on that.
Helms gets together with some of his senator friends, and they discuss this question. One of them has an idea: to call Colin Powell. He's smart, he should be able to figure it out.
Helms: Here's a question that Mr. President asked me that I can't figure out. If your father has a child, your mother has a child, and that child is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?
Powell: You idiots, it's me!
Helms, impressed, goes to Bush to tell him the answer.
Helms: I know who it is. It's Colin Powell.
Bush: No, you moron! It's Tony Blair!
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Arvon
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posted June 30, 2006 06:13 PM |
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Hitchhiking Woman
A traveling saleswoman is driving toward home in Arizona when she sees an Indian woman hitchhiking. She stops the car and the Indian woman gets in.
After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?", she asks. "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband".
The Indian woman is silent for a while, then nods and says, "You made a good trade".
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 If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.
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