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TheRealDeal
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posted February 25, 2005 02:02 PM |
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STRIP-Club
Hi. I'm Christian, a member from the Heroes Community. But sometimes i go to the STRIP-Club, a club for Strong Tender Raging Intelligent People. It works like a country club, so you can go dancing, riding, heck, you can even take Oldtimer for a spin, he's been here for years and he has never complained over a few spikes in the side! You can also go fishing, golfing and a lot of other fun activites!
The only cost to get in is 4 cookies a week delivered to my office. You can also be a Premium member but then you have to bring a gallon of milk aswell!
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pandora
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posted February 25, 2005 05:20 PM |
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Milk and cookies?
Wha....?
STRIP clubs are way different here in Canada 
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draco
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posted February 25, 2005 09:30 PM |
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I must agree with you Pandora, here in Wpg strip clubs are quite different. they dont take cookies 
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pandora
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posted February 25, 2005 09:32 PM |
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Well I know that! I was talking about Strip clubs here
I didn't know you were a Winnipegger too!
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lkru33
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posted February 25, 2005 09:41 PM |
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They don't take cookies in Windsor either
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Angelspit
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posted February 25, 2005 10:19 PM |
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Are you serious? There can't be any strip club in Winnipeg... 
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draco
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posted February 26, 2005 03:38 AM |
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I didn't know you were a Winnipegger too!
born and raised 
I wasnt gonna post in this thread, because for the better part of a year now ive just been replying because my damn cookies (internet not strip club ones ) werent working and i dont like loggin in everytime.
but when I noticed you were from the Peg I had to hell your probably my next door neighbour and i didnt know it haha
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted February 26, 2005 03:52 AM |
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Here in Calgary, the above description is indeed all you will get for a stripclub.
I really should pay a visit to Winnipeg one day.
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TheRealDeal
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posted February 27, 2005 12:09 AM |
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You're from winnipeg aswell? ..
Cuz i'm not, i just own a STRIP-club
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Trogdor
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posted February 27, 2005 11:49 AM |
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THIS IS MISLEADING!!!
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pandora
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posted February 27, 2005 04:58 PM |
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LOL Angelspit, you're just jealous! You Wish you could live in Winnipeg
And Draco, if you're my neighbor could you Please Please Please stop cooking mystery meat? really, i mean it - i don't know what that is, but OMG one whiff of that stuff and it's two days before I can eat again.
Now seriously, lets talk about strip clubs - I have a lot of experience in that area *er wait, maybe I should rephrase that... nahhhh *
For years hubby and I played in a saturday pool tournament at a local bar (scandals for you peggers!), and every afternoon during the tourney, the ol' skin ballet would start - so I have seen a LOT of female strippers. In some cases, too many *yuk* tho, some were pretty hot i guess
Also, in the past I dated a guy who worked at Male Strip club - so I'd go there a lot and play pool with the guys who went to scam on women, and I also lived with a Male Stripper for a while (just a roomate!) so I went with him a few times to see the shows when there was nothing else to do.
I have to say that given the choice, I would always go see the ladies instead of the men. For real, male Strippers give me the giggles. There are two reasons why they give me the giggles, and here they are:
Reason One:
I asked my ex (who worked at the strip joint) one time why the guys always stayed back in the little room instead of coming out and having a drink or whatever.
He told me "they have to prepare".
So I say "eh? what do you mean? they get the costume on and then they're good to go"
He told me. "No actually, there's a bit more to it than that"
So I say "eh? what do you mean"
He tells me "They 'fluff up'"
I say " Fluff up? WTF is Fluff up?"
He tells me what it is.
For those who don't know, or can't guess "fluffing" is an act of uhm... making certain pieces a bit bigger then they once were.
So I bust up in giggles, I mean seriously bust up... part of me doesn't believe him, the other part has a mental image of these 9 guys back there....
So i say "OMG you're kidding"
He says "nope"
I say "seriously?!?"
He says "yep"
I say "you're kidding!"
He says "nope, wanna go see?"
Then I shut up.
Reason #2: Male strippers dress up in silly costumes! The first one I saw ever came out as a clown!! Now this is kinda another story altogether, but Clowns scare the hell out of me - so when this guy came out I thought it was some sort of joke. I mean WHO in the world is turned on by a clown?? Not just because they can and will kill you if you turn your back on them, but because they are clowns that is NOT SEXY!!
Now that first stripper just upset me, I looked to my ex quizzically and asked why he didn't warn me, the answer i got was basically 10 minutes of gut busting laugher from him. *bastard*
Then comes the next stripper....
Wait for it....
He comes out with an inflatable swimming pool, plops the thing in the middle of the stage. Then he brings some dry ice, bubble blowing mix... and a rubber ducky.
He is wearing....
Wait for it....
a long swim shorts,Goggles, Waterwings (little balloony things that go on your arms to keep you afloat, used on kids) and flippers.
The music comes on and he starts acting like he's having a bath or ... something. he's blowing bubbles, and making sexy faces to the rubber ducky.
I swear to God I am laughing so hard I'm nearly out of my chair, tears are streaming down my face.
My ex has to get me and bring me back with him to the bar because I'm upsetting the Ripper. I'm laughing so hard he had to carry me lol
So there is is, a few stories about why I would rather go see women strip any day.
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TheRealDeal
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posted February 27, 2005 05:05 PM |
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You live in canada all right
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pandora
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posted February 27, 2005 05:17 PM |
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hahaha, touche RealDeal!
They aren't all like that though 
Chippendales and those guys come through here too, and there are some local groups that really dance too.
But they don't make for nearly as interesting a story, I suppose I could tell it tho
Do you want to hear in detail about the sexily built men dancing around in g-strings and bowties?
Nahhh... i didn't think so
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draco
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posted February 28, 2005 06:16 PM |
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well Pandora...
I've never been to a male strip club and I guess I should be happy lol, friends of mine went to the male strip club that was next door to Teasers (they closed it down I think just recently) and they said they much much preffer the women dancers.
although I dont know why women would wanna go see women dancers but whatever works, I go mainly to play pool and have some wings, if I wanna see a naked girl I could always just come home right and see my girlfriend. but my buddies for the most part don't have that luxury so we head to the strip club's to play pool.
I really wasn't aware of the whole dressup part of male rippers although I can't say Im supprised about the whole semi'ing up part
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pandora
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posted February 28, 2005 07:35 PM |
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Quote:
well Pandora...
I've never been to a male strip club and I guess I should be happy lol, friends of mine went to the male strip club that was next door to Teasers (they closed it down I think just recently) and they said they much much preffer the women dancers.
Hey that was the one! Studs wasn't it?
I never actually sought out the female strippers lol but i have a lot of male friends, so i'd go with the flo
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Svarog
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posted March 01, 2005 01:39 AM |
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While the thread master decides on the direction this thread should go, milk and cookies or G-strings and fluffing up, I figured I might take advantage of the undefinedness and ramble about both.
Svarog, milk and cookies - I used to drink a lot of milk. Ever since I was a baby. They tell me I've suckled very nicely. My lactophagia continued all the way to my mid-teens. Then suddenly I lost interest and stopped. To this day I dont know why. Cookies on the other hand I like, in all shapes and sizes, tastes and odours, colours and quantities. I even pierced a hole so deep into my finger once that it required several stitches, while hopelessly attempting to demonstrate my kitchen skills in the discipline "bloodless frozen cookie cutting". Needless to say, it turned itno "bloody finger cutting".
Svarog and stripping - I'm actually kind of a popular stripper among a certain circle of people. My Apollonian body and outstanding dancing skills of course, have made me a star on many private parties. (I've learned from the best btw - TUM ) I even have some pics and a video filmed of my performance, and its usually a joint strip act with some girl, but over time, the club of girl fans has expanded and now they make me do solos. And I hate the solos.
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draco
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posted March 01, 2005 06:59 AM |
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heh, ya studs, I really dont know how I lost the name when I wrote that thread, I live very close to teasers and studs and I pass by it nealy everyday :S
as for Svarog I feel all to well the troubles you have no I never cut my finger trying to cut cookies, but the dancing at parties thing oah i've done that one to many times the girls are quite shy it seems so I figure monkey see monkey do right? WRONG! lol they even quit strip poker at the first sign of trouble
for Pandora. I didn't try to imply you ... ya so hows the weather in your part of the city? prolly the same as it is here eh? -17C ?
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pandora
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posted March 01, 2005 04:47 PM |
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-28 this mornin
And I knew you weren't trying to imply anything, I'm not offended in the least Actually though, female strippers are a lot nicer to watch from an artistic standpoint. When I say this of course, I don't mean the nasty skanky girls that rip for a buck - but the real dancers that put on a good show. The movements are more graceful, and plus its just fun to watch as a learning experience
Now Svarog...I really don't think its right to say you have photo's without putting them up!
And with regards to cookies, I am actually not the biggest fan. I used to like cookies quite a bit, then i decided i would cut back on my sugar intake (no sugar in tea coffee etc) by doing that I have really lowered my tolerance for the stuff so cookies have become kinda gross  sometimes i miss cookies *sigh* [/cookie confession]
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