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terje_the_ma...
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posted February 26, 2005 08:37 PM |
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 26, 2005 08:48 PM |
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No. I have seen his posts and i already cant stand him. I i do not like people like this, especcially over the internet.
He calls people geeks, and claims to be a ladies man! but what the hell was he doing on the internet on a friday night posting this? couldnt get any company??
What the hell does such a "character" like you have any business on internet forums, even one whose main game is an extremly nerdish game.
GG
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terje_the_ma...
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posted February 26, 2005 08:56 PM |
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A) Isn't it saturday?
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B) Err, irony/sarcasm/whatever?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 26, 2005 08:58 PM |
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this topic was posted last night, which was friday.
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Vadskye91
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posted February 26, 2005 09:04 PM |
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Oh, 2X, you take things so literally. Whether he actually does the things he says he does doesn't matter. Just enjoy the fun, and maybe try to figure out who he is! 
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TheUltimateM...
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posted February 27, 2005 12:08 AM |
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It's Getting Hot In Here...
8 YES Votes = 40% of the objective. Therefore...
Looking good so far!
Keep in mind...
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Svarog
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posted February 27, 2005 01:44 AM |
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Edited By: Svarog on 26 Feb 2005
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Upon invitation from TUM...
10 votes with mine.
Do we get to see at least the G-spot now we're half on the way?
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Vadskye91
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posted February 27, 2005 01:45 AM |
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Ummm... that's just insanely dark. Can you brighten it a bit or something?
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 27, 2005 02:23 AM |
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If i see a picture of any male on this forum with anything less than shorts, i will report it to Valeriy. THAT will be breaking hte CoC.
I got in trouble once for posting a girl in a thong, and you are no one special.
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Svarog
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posted February 27, 2005 02:32 AM |
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Nobody's forced to view this thread if they dont want to. The fact that u've posted multiple times here, proves that u just LOVE that pic. 
btw, strings are the foundation of our universe, so shut up.
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TheUltimateM...
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posted February 27, 2005 02:49 AM |
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Vadskye91 requested:Quote:
Ummm... that's just insanely dark. Can you brighten it a bit or something?
How's that?
Maybe you need to de-fog your glasses, MadSkye. 
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 27, 2005 02:59 AM |
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that was characteristly lame. MadSkye. Couldnt you do better???
Vadirgin maybe??
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TheUltimateM...
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posted February 27, 2005 03:05 AM |
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Oh No...I Think He's Getting It !
2Xtreme2Take quipped:Quote:
that was characteristly lame. MadSkye. Couldnt you do better???
Vadirgin maybe??
That's the spirit! I knew you would join in on the fun sooner-or-later, 2Obscene2Partake.
Now please stop IMing me asking for more pictures, and while you're at it...
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 27, 2005 03:44 AM |
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damn ok ok whatever.
ya caught me.
You didnt have to post what i was IMing you though, thats kinda rude man.
Also i think someone on this board is in serious need of your help.
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Leo_Lion
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posted February 27, 2005 06:05 AM |
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Oh no...I messed up!
I went to vote for "Yes...Show me the buns, Attila the Hun!", but I clicked on the vote button without even making a selection. Now the system keeps saying that I have already voted, even though I did not actually select anything when I clicked "Vote". Aargh!
Anyways, I am voting YES right now...but only because I want to see if The Ultimate Mail-in-rebate's butt is as nice as my toochy. That & because I think it will make Pandora happy.  Quote:
Now please stop IMing me asking for more pictures, and while you're at it...
Hahaha! That was soooo funny!  If I was drinking something while I read that Post, I'm sure it would have shot out of my nose!
RSF, thanks for the long-distance "BB code" dedication...Casey Kasem, style! 
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*Take care, Leo
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Vadskye91
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posted February 27, 2005 03:23 PM |
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I can see it just fine now, odd...
Bah! How did you know I have glasses?
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pandora
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posted February 27, 2005 03:33 PM |
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I think its awesome the way Leo's always thinking of me!
Because obviously that post was sincere, its not like he's just been dreaming of a glimpse of the Ultimate Glutes for months
psssst: yes Leo, I've read your diary!
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TheUltimateM...
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posted February 27, 2005 03:58 PM |
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Good One, Leo
Leo_Lion wrote:Quote:
The Ultimate Mail-in-rebate
Dear Leona_Lionessa,
That was probably the best one yet. Not only because it was creative, but because I hate those mail-in-rebates so very much. It takes you five minutes to fill out the form, place it in an envelope, and mail it off...then you have to wait 6 to 8 weeks for your rebate.
Note to CyberGeeks: A mail-in-rebate is something that you receive when you actually leave your house and purchase something from a non-virtual retail store. Please do not associate mail-in-rebate with mail-order-brides, which is something that I am sure that most of you CyberWankers are all too familiar.
Remember, CyberRomeos, chances are slim that mail-order-bride 22-year old Anastazia from the Kaliningrad Region actually exists...but even if she does exist, do you really think Anastazia would be happy living in your parent's basement for the rest of her life?
Heed my advice, and no matter what...
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terje_the_ma...
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posted February 27, 2005 06:50 PM |
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You know TUM, this had better not be a picture from http://www.string-emil.de! If it is, I think you'll be disappointing the ladies...
And maybe 2Xtreme...
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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TheUltimateM...
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posted February 28, 2005 04:27 AM |
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My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Gots Buns, Hun
Terje proclaimed:Quote:
You know TUM, this had better not be a picture from http://www.string-emil.de! If it is, I think you'll be disappointing the ladies...
And maybe 2Xtreme...
Dear TTMW,
Please do not allow your faith in TUM to falter. You see, TTMW, if more CyberGeeks had half-as-much faith in TUM as you (and listened to his advice), then the real world would be a much better place...not to mention a much cleaner place, since TUM is continually trying to get CyberGeeks to do things such as take a shower every now-and-then, change their clothes nore than once-per-week, brush their teeth, use deoderant, etc. I admit, it is sometimes a difficult battle, but TUM will never give up on his loyal followers (nor his nay-sayers and disbelievers.) If CyberGeeks are willing to listen to TUM, follow his priceless advice, and apply his proven techniques, then they will be able to once again rejoin the rest of the world in what I like to call reality...and no, CyberCynics, virtual reality does not count as a type of reality.
As for 2HairFree2Shave, well, let's just say that my lawyers are in the process of drawing up a restraining order. Rumor has it that they found his room covered with photographs of TUM. However, that's not the scary part. You see, he was caught running around his neighborhood wearing an Alamar wig, tiara, and G-string screaming "Don't hate me because I am beautiful!" Poor fella...
Oh, by the way, I could not help but notice that the poll is at 11 Yes Votes. One more puts it at 12, which is 60%, and thus warranting another puzzle piece revealed. All I have to say is...Ladies, please wipe the drool from your lips, and Aculias, Asmodean, and Svarog, please stay a safe distance from your keyboard and monitor at all times! Most importantly, keep in mind...
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