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Dingo
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posted March 09, 2005 01:00 AM |
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I doubt TheUltimateMale values Cyber tools, artifacts, or merits.
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Svarog
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posted March 09, 2005 03:25 AM |
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He is in hiding now, cuddling his stuffed Ewok, trying to decide if he should bare his assets and risk losing his precious Red Star.
Yes, true Cybergeekosis symptomes.
Oh nooooooooooooooooo... we're doooooomed.........
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TheUltimateM...
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posted March 11, 2005 05:48 PM |
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The Magical Number Has Been Reached!
Congratulations, CyberGeeks, for you have finally achieved one of your objectives. Please scroll down very slowly to feast your eyes upon the G-String image for which you have all been waiting...(drum roll please)
Slow down...
Not so fast...
That's better...
Are your shades pulled down?
Better adjust your monitors...
And de-fog those glasses...
Slow that breathing down...
Get ready...
Here we go...
Finally, ecstasy has been achieved!
The Ultimate Male hopes that you all enjoyed his scandalous G-String photo, and he wants to thank you all for taking the time to vote. As a result of your efforts, countless CyberVoyeurs, CyberWankers, and CyberDroolers have finally fulfilled one of their fantasies about The Ultimate Male.
Until we meet again, try not to stare at your monitors too long and hard (you could go blind from doing that), and as always...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 11, 2005 05:50 PM |
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Aren't those some kind of Star Wars monsters?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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pandora
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posted March 11, 2005 05:55 PM |
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Actually I believe it's 2Xtreme plastered all over TUM.
Wierd :S
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TheUltimateM...
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posted March 11, 2005 05:59 PM |
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What The **** Is Going On Around Here?
What the **** happened to my photos?!?
Wait a minute, TUM knows what is going on now! It had to have been that CyberWhiner known as 2XtremeToTake. He is going to pay dearly for this!
As a matter of fact, TUM is going to make good on his word and call his parents immediately! Hopefully, my little CyberNemesis will get grounded for this. He is in BIG trouble now!
Perhaps TooObsceneToTake will be grounded from the Internet permanently! All CyberGeeks should be so lucky! Until we all get to the BOTTOM of this, never forget...
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 11, 2005 06:02 PM |
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Isn't it a little late for that?
Trying to impress us with your wicked abilities, when we all know that he is already grounded? 
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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ratmonky
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posted March 11, 2005 06:06 PM |
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oh, no! TheUltimateMale has cheated! that can't be his picture! Come on, post your real picture!!!
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Dies illa, dies irae,
Calamitatis et miseriae.
Requiem aeternum
Dona eis, dona eis Domine.
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 11, 2005 06:08 PM |
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Yeah!
You cannot disappoint your numerous fans like this!
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Vadskye91
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posted March 11, 2005 06:11 PM |
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Consider me confused...
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TheUltimateM...
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posted March 11, 2005 06:15 PM |
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What Else Is New
MadSky911 wrote:Quote:
Consider me confused...
Didn't we already know this? Typical CyberLiberal...
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 11, 2005 06:20 PM |
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Aaaah!
He forgot the "and never forget..."
This isn't TUM, it's a poser! 
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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TheUltimateM...
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posted March 11, 2005 06:25 PM |
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Never Mess With The Ultimate Male
I told you CyberGeeks that I would make 2Xtreme pay for his insolence! Talk about immediate results. Check this out...
RAWR! Grounded
Oh yeah, before I forget...
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 11, 2005 06:31 PM |
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And I quote...
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Isn't it a little late for that?
Trying to impress us with your wicked abilities, when we all know that he is already grounded?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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posted July 03, 2005 10:33 AM |
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Muahaha my evil scheme came to plan, and TUM left HC forever..AHAHAHA
(In all honesty though, i had no idea about this, i just checked this thread and im liek WTF MY AVATAR)
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Nidhgrin
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posted July 03, 2005 11:39 AM |
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what a toss...
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Muahaha my evil scheme came to plan, and TUM left HC forever..AHAHAHA
(In all honesty though, i had no idea about this, i just checked this thread and im liek WTF MY AVATAR)
Hehehe **** this is funny! Or is that just the lack of caffeine getting to my head?
EDIT: umm, since when has that word for human excrements become censored?
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LadyGuenivere
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posted July 03, 2005 09:58 PM |
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I represent the american female population and i voted, "NO!!!"
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TheUltimateM...
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posted July 22, 2005 06:35 AM |
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Sweetheart, You're Definitely Not In Kansas Anymore
Lady Guenivere decried:Quote:
I represent the american female population and i voted, "NO!!!"
Dear Little Lady GoonieVere,
If a female CyberGeek such as yourself represents the American female population, then the United States will have no choice but to legalize gay marriage for the sake of us all.
Do yourself a favor...After you are done applying your beauty cream tomorrow morning, hire the best lawyer you can find, and sue the makers of that product for false advertising! Oh yeah, and while you are at it...
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