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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 01, 2005 10:04 PM |
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Edited By: Conan on 2 Mar 2005
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The Ultimate Male's threads
As Consis has mentionned, I find that The Ultimate Male brings much laughter and enjoyment to HC.
So, as he wished, I decided to take the time to make a thread that could be stickied in the Tavern with the collection of his work. 
TUM has managed to gather 5 QP's in just 100 posts. That's an average of 1 QP for every 20 posts!!
Things to know about TUM, he will reply to most of your posts concerning him, by saying who spoke, then quoting it, then changing your name into something funny and then making fun. It is quite impressive as his style never changes.
I must also note the Korejera has been assigned as his personnal proofreader. 
1. The Ultimate Males Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
This is the first thread made by TUM. It is in this thread that you learn to know him, who he is, and the humour behind it all.
2. The Ultimate Male Unmasked
In this thread, TUM reveals that he is infact a regular member at HC!! This is a poll created by TUM in which he wants to members to guess who he actually is.
3. The Ultimate Males G-String Adventures
In this poll, TUM wants to know how would like to see him in a G-string to admire his beauty!! LOL You can vote and get to see him!
4. Dear Romanians
In this thread, TUM demands that the Romania Female Gymnastics Team report to his place for further "streaching"!!
5. Fiction: An Erathian Necromancer in the Dark Queen’s Army
Now, TUM has posted in the VW aswell, but most of his posts will be deleted there.
You can also find a few of his posts here. This was a MYT contest done in true TUM fashion, and TUM let's us know what he thinks.
I'll be updating this thread with more of his posts as I find them and as they come.
But until then,
Don't hate him because he is beautiful...
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted March 01, 2005 10:52 PM |
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Thanks Conan!
I really wish the Wasteland Moderators would move his threads to the Tavern so that they can be saved for all time and linked to this one. I also hope one of the Tavern Moderators(in all their infinite wisdom and glory) would sticky this thread.
COME ONE, COME ALL!
GET HIM WHILE HE'S HOT FOLKS!
ONE THREAD FOR ALL YOUR TheUltimateMale NEEDS!
ps...I still don't know who the real person is behind the persona. But with a talent like his who really cares.
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 01, 2005 11:37 PM |
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I also love TUM, I won't try to deny it However;
[modhat]
I personally don't agree with a sticky here. While this thread is great (props to Conan) We have a lot of members who have brought a lot of joy to Heroes Community, and if we were to sticky all of their threads in fairness, we'd be looking at a few pages of stickies at the start of every forum.
IMO the stickies should only be used when the info is vital and pertains to the whole forum.
I would be more inclined to sticky a Table of contents for the Tavern that included links to many of the great threads here.
I hope that I'm not coming off wrong here, because I really appreciate the effort and the way that Conan responded to another member's wish
And of course, I have not seen my partner in crime since this was made - so this is just my opinion. Asmodean if you disagree with me go ahead and do as you feel best!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Conan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted March 01, 2005 11:44 PM |
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No worries!
I was only trying to make HC a better place. I don't really care if it's stickied or not. I just mentionned it because Consis wanted it to.
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted March 02, 2005 04:06 AM |
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LoL
I received your IM Pandora. Here is where we see exactly what my opinion is worth around here.
1 Consis opinion is = to 1 member agrees + 1 Mod disagrees.
Now I ask you, whose opinion holds more weight? Answer: not mine. Perhaps a mod's opinion is worth three members, two donuts, and a mage's supervisory nod. That trumps me any day of the week to be sure.
Conclusion: I am the only die-hard TheUltimateMale fan around here( lonely). I'm ok with that. Just think if I was mod.....there'd be a lot of people who'd be telling me which bridge to go jump off; or whose electric fence to start wizzing on! hehehe. I've got my coffee; it's all good.
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted March 02, 2005 05:20 AM |
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Pure CyberMotivation!
 Dear Conan the Librarian,
The Ultimate Male is truly appreciative of your hard work and dedication. Believe it or not, His Royal Pimpness has actually been humbled by the outpouring of support and devotion from his loyal followers. Now, before TUM starts getting too soft or sentimental, he needs to regather his super machismo and incomparable male essence in order to continue his progress in emancipating all CyberGeeks from their CyberSlavery.
+5 PIMP Points for extreme loyalty and superior organizational skills
Dear PainDora,
TUM understands the reasoning behind your decision. It is surprising, and even quite refreshing, to know that every-now-and-then even Female CyberGeeks are able to use logic to reach an acceptable decision. Please continue your outstanding work in moderating these CyberGeek Breeding Grounds, for without your efforts, this place would be as cluttered and disorganized as a typical CyberGeek's bedroom. (This is a hint for any CyberSlob reading this to clean your room before your mom has to tell you again).
+2 PIMP Points for effective use of Logic & Reasoning
Dear Ex-ConSista,
TUM wishes to express his sincere appreciation for your support, not to mention your superior sense of humor and ability to be on the receiving end of a joke (or two or three). This is a unique quality that not all CyberGeeks possess. You see, one of the most important factors in overcoming CyberGeekdom is mastering the ability to laugh at yourself. Once an individual is able to laugh at himself (or herself), then they are more open-mided and objective about what is being discussed. As a result, they can better focus on the topic at hand instead of worrying about whether or not someone is poking fun at them. Keep up the positive attitude.
+3 PIMP Points for attitude, sense of humor, and loyalty
So until next time, my loyal CyberAdmirers, keep up the good work, and for goodness sake, start organizing your closets in the same manner you organize your hard drives! Just remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted March 02, 2005 05:56 AM |
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Interesting. Now that i have read all of his threads, and I have blackmailed, i mean err, pursuaded him to get me in touch with some european female models (Which are immensely better looking than our American ones), I see that TUM isnt such a bad guy after all.
But, our ego's may clash.
You shall not put me down.
But still, nice job nontheless conan.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 02, 2005 07:12 AM |
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Actually if you read my post , you would see that I simply stated my opinion and added that if Asmodean felt otherwise I've no problem with him making the sticky.
TUM, thanks - as always you know how to make a girl feel better
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted March 02, 2005 07:24 AM |
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TUM said he'd make my report card about half a year ago, and i still haven't got it .. Talk about being slow.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 02, 2005 10:35 AM |
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I'm gonna go with Pan's decision not to make it a sticky.
If everyone has to keep posting in these threads to keep them active then that makes more sense (and fun) than to sticky it.
Plus, I'm under suspicion of being TUM, so I wouldn't want to blow my own trumpet if that was the case.
So take this advice....
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Conan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted March 02, 2005 02:45 PM |
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What kind of advice is:
To err is human, to arr is pirate ???
LOL j/k
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 03, 2005 04:45 AM |
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Important advice!!!
Arr.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 03, 2005 05:08 AM |
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Why dont you two mish-mash and produce a hybrid sig. along the lines of:
Like all humans you err and err..
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted July 17, 2008 10:31 PM |
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Here's more TUM stuff for you guys
Maybe there's still some hope that he can change the world
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Cyborg_Sid
Tavern Dweller
Machina-ex-Deus and CYBERGEEK
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posted July 18, 2008 12:13 AM |
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Good.
More thread than need to be infested. Good job Gnollan and Spankwhora.
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MAY THE GEEKS BE WITH YOU!
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted July 18, 2008 06:39 AM |
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Edited by william at 06:40, 18 Jul 2008.
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Good job also to you Cyborg. With each post in a thread it gets bumped up more which means more attention to TheUltimateMale.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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