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posted March 09, 2005 06:11 PM |
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wow, now this "friend" of mine is calling me weak!! I can't beleive this!
Can you feel the love? LOL
I never said YOU were "weak", just weak-er.... like "more weak" than me.
But I feel you missed the point.. and the more important issue: the shot at Lion.
(talk about gratitude, try to help out your buddy and this is what you get... questions and resentment..... see if I help anyone anymore.... pffftt!! Feel the love? I've got your love right here you little ungratful son of a HEY HEY!!!
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 09, 2005 06:12 PM |
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Jebus said:Quote:
As an example, I have time and time again butchered Lion in our verbal thrashings...
Hee-bee-Jee-bus, the only meat that you are beating in this Thread, is between your legs! 
And let's just say that your's ain't no "ballpark" like mine...Your's is more like a "Cocktail weenie"!
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Jebus
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posted March 09, 2005 06:20 PM |
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And let's just say that your's ain't no "ballpark" like mine...Yur's is more like a "Cocktail weenie"!
Yeah I cocktail weenie trying to stick it to a ladybug!!!
So I guess what your saying is yours is available at any stadium for a low price of 3bucks a satisfied client?? I guess your getting pimped out now?
(due to this new info, I would like to apologize to Lion for any reference I have made in the past about him not doing his job here at the city. Not knowing that he spent most of his time soliciting his services at the local "ball park", I have shown a lack of sensitivity to the fact that he must have a heck of a time staying seated.... seeing it as his backside must be pretty raw!!)
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 09, 2005 06:27 PM |
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What? Huh? Eh?
Are you saying that you like having sex with insects, Jebus???
And what the heck is all that stuff about me, ballparks, and work?! You lost me at Hello!
If you're going to try and take a shot at me, at least try to aim in the right direction! As it stands now, you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn...especially not the one in which Conan met his girlfriend!
See, now I'm going after both of you! So, you can't use that tired line of yours "Backing down, eh Lion?"
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*Take care, Leo
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pandora
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posted March 09, 2005 06:45 PM |
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I remember before thinking, " I should get the hubby to go for a holiday to Ottawa this summer" but now I'm trying to locate the farthest possible spot on the map from Ottawa!
You guys are scary!!! 
A ladybug!?!?!
Is nothing sacred over there??
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Conan
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posted March 09, 2005 06:48 PM |
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It was not a barn, dude!! It was a family reunion at my brother's place for Christmas!! LOL
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 09, 2005 06:58 PM |
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Oh my God! Conan & Pandora, those replies were priceless!!! Hahaha! 
I busted a rib on those 2 jokes...sweet...OUCH!
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pandora
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posted March 09, 2005 07:08 PM |
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but....
I wasn't joking....
Seriously... a Ladybug?!?!?
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Conan
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posted March 09, 2005 07:11 PM |
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And I wasn't joking either!! I really did meet her for X-mas... our aniversary is Jan. 1rst!!
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Jebus
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posted March 09, 2005 07:12 PM |
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What? Huh? Eh?
Are you saying that you like having sex with insects, Jebus???
And what the heck is all that stuff about me, ballparks, and work?! You lost me at Hello!
If you're going to try and take a shot at me, at least try to aim in the right direction! As it stands now, you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn...especially not the one in which Conan met his girlfriend!
See, now I'm going after both of you! So, you can't use that tired line of yours "Backing down, eh Lion?"
Well I see now we've moved from the "use the same joke as the other" to "go after someone else cuz I can't handle it" to the typical "make it look like to thrash doesn't make sence to put down the other guy" routine.
tisk, tisk Lion... I thought you had more humility than to use such amateur tactics. You just can't admit that you're way out of your league.
(you are right in saying that I couldn't hit anything if I tried... I don't have years of experience in that field that you've acquired by smackin' your wife around! Into the barn, around the barn, hell I'm sure your boot has seen her backside all over the farm!!)
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 09, 2005 07:41 PM |
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Jebus, if you can tell me what this:Quote:
...the "make it look like to thrash doesn't make sence to put down the other guy" routine.
actually means & in a way that a normal human being will comprehend, then maybe I'll understand that you are trying to make fun of me. As it stands now, after reading the 1st few words of most of your "shots", I just start hearing the teacher's voice from Charlie Brown (Womp, woomp, womp, woomp)!
As for my wife, she gets all of those bruises because she is clumsy and keeps "falling down the stairs" or hitting herself with the door, ok?! You can't prove nothing! Hahaha!
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pandora
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posted March 09, 2005 08:22 PM |
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Let everyone now see the true power of Asmodean!
A simple ok from him and *poof* this thread has been transported from the Wastelands to the Tavern!
{insert oooohs and ahhhhhs here)
ps: please, won't somebody think of the ladybugs?!
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Conan
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posted March 09, 2005 09:32 PM |
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My buddies here have been thinking of them a little too much, don't you think? LOL
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pandora
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posted March 09, 2005 09:41 PM |
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You know, scientists have been baffled for quite some time about the mind boggling number of lady-bugs that have been popping up here in Winnipeg.
For the last few years, their population has doubles, then quadrupled and some of the finest minds in Canada have been trying to find the reason why.
I'll BRB, gonna call them up and tell them they're migrating from Ottawa, all just simply terrified that Jebus is gonna make them his girlfriend!
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sirzapdos
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posted March 10, 2005 12:41 AM |
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I remember before thinking, " I should get the hubby to go for a holiday to Ottawa this summer" but now I'm trying to locate the farthest possible spot on the map from Ottawa!
You guys are scary!!!
Please, do not judge all Ottawans upon the behaviour of this troublesome threesome. I assure you, we're not all that crazy.
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Asmodean
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posted March 10, 2005 01:20 AM |
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HEY!!
I don't think enough time was spent contemplating the power of Asmodean!
If you three stopped with your ladyboy...I mean Ladybug fetish then maybe I could get some appreciation round here!!!
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 10, 2005 01:28 AM |
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Well, I'm not originally from Ottawa...I'm from the Northern mining town of Sudbury! Yay!
The Big Nickel rocks, hosers!
EDIT: Thanks for approving the moving of this Thread, Asmodean! Your "ultimate cosmic powers" are most impressive...most impressive indeed!
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Conan
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posted March 10, 2005 03:06 AM |
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Please, do not judge all Ottawans upon the behaviour of this troublesome threesome. I assure you, we're not all that crazy.
Hey hey ... just because I'm friends with these guys doesn't mean I'm nuts!
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 10, 2005 04:54 AM |
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I'll admit that Conan isn't nuts but he does have a "secret aversion" to playing with them in his mouth...on a daily basis! 
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pandora
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posted March 10, 2005 07:15 AM |
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*closes eyes tightly together, banging her fists into her forehead*
He means cashews, only cashews, think of nothing at all but cashews
ok, I think the threat of an emotionally damaging mental picture has vanished now...
Seriously though, I don't have anything against Ottawa folk just because of these lunatics, its more of a combination of that and those gawd-awful Senators.
*closes eyes tightly together again, banging her fists into her forehead*
Do not picture Daniel Alfredsson mocking Mats Sundin about the stick throwing incident...Do not picture Daniel Alfredsson at all!
*whew* Urge to kill fading... fading...
Okay, now lets get back to how great Asmodean is, I can handle that! Asmodean is sooooooo great.....
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