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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 29, 2016 08:16 PM |
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This is it. The moment, palms sweating , Just like Eminem Fred.
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What are you up to
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 29, 2016 11:44 PM |
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Miru said:
fred: Look, if you had, one shot or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment would you capture it, or just let it slip?
well, i used to drop countless spaghetti, because palms were indeed sweaty(thanks celf). but now that i never forghetti, i keep it in my pockets; where it belongs. i even collect spaghetti that most other people drop; that's why i wear cargo pants with deep, fat pockets.
@ geny: why do you have a genital beard made of bees, and why did you decide to become the hermit dubbed "bee-beard scrotum, the unclean"?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 30, 2016 12:38 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 12:39, 30 Sep 2016.
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Well, one day I found a genie (no relation) and I was like "What if my face was made of bumblebees?" and he made it so.
But then I was like "dude, this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees." so he turned my genital beard to bees.
My third wish for him to go snow himself. It was very satisfying and mildly entertaining.
It was only then that I realized that I have no way of fixing my lower areas. I knew the bees were innocent in all of this, so I didn't want to hurt them. That's why I stopped showering. I was quite content with my life, but apparently the smell and constant buzzing coming from my room was not to the liking of my flat-mates. They kicked me out and no one would take me in after that. So I became a hermit and I dispense the greatest piece of wisdom on this Earth to anyone who would listen: do not ask genies for wishes.
I'm still waiting for you to come visit, freddie.
Galaad,
Are you and your clingy girlfriend still together? You know, the one who threatened to kill your whole family if you break up with her.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 30, 2016 01:02 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 13:17, 30 Sep 2016.
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Oh that devil, actually I got lucky when she started cheating on me (she cheated on her previous boyfriend with me so just logical course of action) with that weird chess player stinking of cheese, giving me the perfect opportunity to start the construction of my great pasta refrigerating device. Indeed while she was trying to convince me for a threesome it was too easy for me to keep on telling her that she goes with him alone and never bother me and my pasta again. We still hanged out for a while though, and the definite momentum was when she ate that watermelon which (we didn't know at the time) came from outer space. It had a drastic effect on her and now she's perfectly sane, has a good conduct in society, even started a career as a folk singer, still hot as she always was, but not with me anymore. Since then I found peace with a duck, we're living in the countryside happily growing potatoes.
Noobx, how did your trip go? Could you finally get in touch with the president and start phase 2?
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted November 02, 2016 10:29 PM |
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Damn what's up here?!
I redirect my question to Fred.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 02, 2016 10:59 PM |
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i actually got in touch with much more than the president. i got in touch with myself.  what i mean is, i touched myself.  (sorry for being misleading)
i'm already at phase 3, in case you're wondering. phase 2 ended up being taken care of for me, by the presbyterians.
the chickens have come home to roost. i repeat, the chickens have come home to roost. *drops a wink to the playground-lurking clowns*
my next question is for poly:
why do hookers pay you, instead of the other way around? is it because you have drugs, or because your penis is made from an elephant's trunk? or is it something else?
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 16, 2018 07:14 AM |
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POLY YOU LEFT ME HANGING. 
if poly doesn't answer in 1 moon, then i'll start taking names for the new list.
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