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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 21, 2013 08:09 PM |
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Yay, I get to tell yet another of my twisted dreams!!
Ok, so, I wake up for school and everything goes as usual. When I get to school, however, I see two new girls who've switched schools and are my age. Because it's almost the end of the second semester for the eightgraders, I asked them why did they come just now and they answered that they are here to experience my sexual abilities. I blushed and turned them down saying that that's so silly of them. While I was in the WC, one of them came in and crabbed my ****. I wanted to yell, but the feeling was so good, so I just went along with her. She locked the toilet door and then, out of nowhere, her friend appeared. They got naked, but it turned out that they both were transsexual. I was shocked by this, but there was no time for thinking because they stripped me naked too... and we, uh, you get the point.
Then I woke up. Inside I was thinking "WOW, AWESOME! Better not tell anyone, though."
But you're HC, so I figured that it's Ok to say everything here 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 21, 2013 08:37 PM |
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At first I was like why on earth would you refuse? Then the dream provided the answer 
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted May 21, 2013 08:53 PM |
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It's your subconscious feelings for Xerox manifesting themselves in trannies, sexual identity crisis.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 21, 2013 09:04 PM |
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Quote:
It's your subconscious feelings for Xerox manifesting themselves in trannies, sexual identity crisis.
Hahaha.. haha.. hah... Oh. 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 21, 2013 09:20 PM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 21, 2013 10:29 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 22:30, 21 May 2013.
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I had a seriously sick and bizarre dream last night (which isn't unusual for me). But this time I am wondering what the hell I watched last night to give me such dreams. I know I was watching a dvd of some wildlife/conservation program ... but meh.
Anyways, in my dream I was leafing through one of my dad's old nature/wildlife books about the Amazon jungle. But in my dream the book was more like watching an interactive tv program. I guess you would say it became like some kind of virtual reality.
The premise of this program was the discovery of a new superpredator .... an oceanic lamprey that predates large sea creatures such as sharks/whales etc. But the lamprey's kill them by attaching their mouths to the victim's ... ahem 'backside's'. Yup, you heard right .... and they then suck out all the insides, obviously killing the host. Then the next thing I see is this great white shark with half its face missing and most of its stomach region, from its pectoral fin to its tail, eaten away with its bones exposed (yes I know, sharks don't have bones they have cartilage, but this is a dream remember). This shark (despite the fact that its wounds were so horrendous in reality it would have been long dead), was swimming towards us (somehow I was now in the water ?????), and actually bumped into me before keeling over and dying in a wisp of blood.
I remember thinking, "What the hell are you doing in the water!!!!! Get out before you get attacked by a bloody lamprey!!".
Anyways, as sick as this dream is, I've posted it because it has caused me a great deal of hilarity today.
Just a note to self .... no more wildlife tv before bed.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 22, 2013 12:38 AM |
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Aha today I saw new sea monster book..
Yes I buy some day! About 17€  much unknown species
Random! Even if same old woman and place.. Aha!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 22, 2013 09:50 AM |
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Stop spamming ghost, this will not be tolerated outside the vw.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 27, 2013 10:35 PM |
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TWISTED/CREEPY DREAM ALERT!!!
I walk into a bar and order a beer. Meanwhile, a big, muscular dude starts fighting with a bear in the toilet. I rush there and kill the man without realizing that the bear is going to attack me now. I turn around, and the credits start to roll.
A few minutes after that, I find a goth girl watching a snuff movie while hugging a giant dildo. She asks me to join her and I accept, but the dildo turns into the same bear the big guy was fighting in the bar, and it tears the girl in pieces. I rip the bear open with my bare hands and drink it's purple blood. Next thing I know is me turning into a purple bear cub.
I am worried for my health 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 27, 2013 10:42 PM |
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Nah, it's just hormones. You're slowly but surely growing up, Nooby-doo
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 27, 2013 11:09 PM |
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Nah, the message is clear. To bear with you
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 27, 2013 11:26 PM |
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NoobX. I actually have no words, lol. I blame the internet though!
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 28, 2013 03:28 AM |
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I dreamt a gypsy wedding, with dacing girls, a bride with a really fancy dress and all that. I hope I'll marry one of them rroma girls in RL too 
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 28, 2013 10:45 AM |
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That shouldn't be too hard, with what 90% of the Romanian population being gypsies.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 28, 2013 11:00 AM |
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Believe me, it is hard. I hardly know any gypsies.
But I do know a lotta white and proud morons
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 28, 2013 05:05 PM |
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I've been spending too much time on HC:
2 years from now I am sitting in a cafe, drinking Sprite with some friends from Highschool. We talk about girls and school, but then we see this really hot chick walking to the beach in a bikini, and I start flirting with her. We talk for a few minutes and then she tells me that she is Ghost's daughter.
I decapitated her imidiately.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 28, 2013 05:41 PM |
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Pirate's story. You must be much miss or hate the Ghost.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 30, 2013 10:07 AM |
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Finally! I didn't have a weird dream! It was depressing, though...
I was in the apartment on the excursion and I was getting ready to go to the night club. Everyone in the hotel was happy and all... The girl I have a crush on is in the hallway, probably waiting for someone. I was so happy to see her, even in a dream.
Anyways, I aproached her and gave her a big hug. She was surprised, obviously, but she liked it. ((yeah, yeah, I know "Keep dreamin' noob"))
We, uh, expessed our feelings for eachother..and we were about to kiss, but I woke up. Then I realized that this was just a dream  It almost made me cry, seriously.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 30, 2013 02:51 PM |
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I think that you can't feel love. Do have old girlfriend problem? it depends on event. If your ex-gf don't love you. Remember what you can't learn in dream but experience! Hard say
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 30, 2013 03:12 PM |
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Quote:
I think that you can't feel love.
Says a computer software.
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Ghost said:
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