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Korejora
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posted December 12, 2007 01:38 AM |
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the hydra screamed in fright as a giant sword was driven into the ground next to it, scattering other microorganisms everywhere. "Oh, that is SO uncalled for. That's it. Those G.C.F.B.T.M.s are going to get it now."
It ambled over to the person who had driven the sword into the ground. "Antipaladin, THIS IS FOR STEVE!!" it called, and proceeded to bite his shoe rabidly.
"Nomnomnomnom..."
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 12, 2007 05:37 AM |
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feeling the pain and suprised,i jumped back and steping on whatever bite me,"By what prpse do you intrupt my summoning vile creation?"
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted December 12, 2007 04:38 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 16:39, 12 Dec 2007.
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I started out through the tavern, fending off those pesky elves that lived in the far reaches - butterscotch in the undies today could only slow me down. Suddenly I felt somewhat lightheaded, and this weird buzzing sound filled my head "Pandora... Pandora... I summon....OUCH!!" It stopped abruptly after the ouch, and the feeling faded.
"What in blue blazes was that now?!" I wondered.
If history has taught me anything, it's that most of the strange happenings in HC tend to find their beginnings in the wastelands, so I decided I would head there first to investigate. As I passed by the Peanut Planter's HQ, the scent of peanuts and spam mixed together made my stomach turn a little bit. Peanuts are okay, but when you add the spam... yuchhhh...
As I entered the Wastelands, the first thing that struck me was the heat... I would definitely have to cool this down again. The spam was thick and bubbling, making the most awful gurgling and popping sounds. Yuccchhhhh again!
I heard the strangest little sounds, almost inperceptable over the boiling spam - so I stopped and strained my ears, trying to determine where it was coming from.... Down?
"IIIEEEEEEEEEE... ooooowwwieeeeeee... ruuuuuun!"
I looked down, and could only make out what seemed to be a rush of movement by my feet. I knelt down carefully and peered closer, and saw hundreds of tiny little thingies running by. I held my hand to the ground, hoping one of them would hop on - and luckily it did.
"Aaaaaieeeeee!" It screamed as I picked it up and held it closer to my face. I could barely make it out, it was so tiny.. and cute!
"What are you?" I asked, "Don't be afraid!"
"No no nooooooo" it cried as it jumped off of my hand and rejoined the others in their mad dash to the exit.
Hmmm, now that was even more strange than usual. I wondered if that was a Namus, I always wondered what a Namus was...
Careful to mind where I was walking, I headed out deeper into the wastelands, curious as to how many of those little things were out there.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Korejora
Promising
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posted December 12, 2007 10:41 PM |
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"Hey, pal, I'm not the one who just drove a giant sword into the ground without looking," the little hydra squeaked after it finally stopped biting the shoe apart. "By what purpose do you kill my mother, my many sisters, all two hundred million of my brothers, and most of my cousins, vile creature from beyond the microscope?"
It shook a tiny tentacle in righteous indignation. "I mean, seriously, that is sooo rude. Do you have any idea how hard it is to reproduce in these conditions? The spam around has got to be hotter than Valeriy when he and Pandora-- nevermind. Anyways, I demand compensation!"
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 12, 2007 11:07 PM |
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"What would that be?" I asked,
"Blood,we demand a sip of your blood" It answerd.
Amused i did as i was told,unsheeted my wriest,and cut a vain using the nail from the hand,it drank alittle and moved the finger with red substence closing it.
"Now little misk,tell me what of valery and pandora you know?"
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Korejora
Promising
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posted December 12, 2007 11:26 PM |
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"Eww, that is so nasty," the microorganism said. "Why would I want any of that? I eat [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclops_%28genus%29]cyclops[/url], not blood from you weirdo giant people."
"Now as for what I want, I'd really like to get out of here. The Wastelands are so huge, and it would take me years just to cross even a thousandth of it because of my size. But you're huge! You probably go further than the span of this place in your morning stroll. So pick me up, and take me with you, if you please!" It reached its teeny little tentacles up. "I promise I won't interrupt your summoning anymore."
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 12, 2007 11:28 PM |
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"Fine then" I responded,i guess i could use a compony,a small sence of deja-vue coverd me.
I picked this aicent creature and mounted it on mysholder,it hit bteween the gap of the armor and paldroum,and once in a while stick hes head out to study hes sroundings.
"Now,i must return to summon."
"Pandora,PANDORA PANDORAPANDORA" I yealled
my sword still being on the ground,i gatherd some energy around to my wrists sended two small fireballs made a firely X around the sword,punched the ground with full might,that coused a slight tremor around a mile radiouse,the X burned,a it turned blue,and then,Pandora apeared.
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types in obscure english
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted December 14, 2007 05:56 PM |
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I heard someone shouting my name, and walked towards where all noise was coming from. There was Antipaladin beating up some unseen enemies on the ground - I hoped not those little thingies I saw scurrying around a few minutes earlier. He made some kind of fireballs on the ground or something, causing the earth to shake a bit. Cracks appeared in the ground, unleashing many ghost spam spirits... *ughhhhh... what a mess*
"Uhm, what are you doing?" I asked, surveying the damage. Noticing that the fires were still burning on the ground, I started stomping them out, the last thing we needed down here was more heat.
Antipaladin started speaking really quickly, and I really had no clue what he was talking about.
"ohhhh... okay..." I said, pretending like I followed him.
"Hey! You've got one of those little guys on your shoulder, what is it?"
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 14, 2007 11:48 PM |
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i took a deep breath,tired from the summoning.
"Im not sure,a nemusim i spouse..
anywya i got it all figoured out." Pandora Arched eyebrow
your the key." as i said,pandora made a puzzled look.
"You ware created,to keep bob from taking power in the land,the currpotion is happening becouse of bob influence on the land,you WARE NOT inflused by it,hence you had not felt the change."
My explantion did not seem to change the look on pandora's face.
so i explained further:
"Look,the land is weakening,tottaly devastion is near. Time is of the essence. You are the only modartor who was Not affected by the madness curse,made by Mighymage."
"Mighty mage cursed us??" Pandora looked even more confused now.
"Yes and no,he was a doll,menipulated by Lich_king."
"why..?"before she could finish the question i cut her saying:"Becouse Lich_king is inflused by BOB itself."
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Korejora
Promising
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posted December 15, 2007 03:00 AM |
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"Now see here mister, just because his name is a lot shorter than yours doesn't mean you can go about accusing Bob of making people crazy or blaming him for all your land being messed up," the little hydra said. "I bet he's a really nice guy if you get to know him." It looked up and saw the other person, all blue and glowy and pretty.
"Hiiiii!" it said, waving a tentacle. "Another G.C.F.B.T.M.! See, big guy, she probably doesn't go around sticking her sword in places it shouldn't go and wiping out millions of us. I think you are the one that's crazy, not this FlightyWage guy or that Witch_Mink person. I am going to go with her instead; that seems a lot safer!"
With that it jumped off his shoulder. However, the vast expanse between the two giants spanned more than two whole metres, which it couldn't clear in a jump, so it just sort of fell to the ground. Luckily, being so tiny, falling a bajillion times its height wasn't too problematic in terms of personal injury.
"Oops," it said. "Could you help me out here? I'm kind of volumetrically challenged..."
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted December 15, 2007 09:00 AM |
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In the realm of chaos Mytical slumbered. That was until somebody pounding and calling for Pandora woke her up. Bleary eyed and disheaveled she looked around. "Probably nothing.." she thought to herself. She tried to get back to sleep when the pounding stopped.
A few minutes later, there it was again. "Never going to sleep this way. Better go see what all the fuss is about."
Stepping through the portal to chaos, she was only able to make herself partially there. Floating and only half-solid she looked around. A more hideous sight probably had not been seen for awhile. Red sleep deprived eyes, messy hair, clothing rumpled and off center. "Hey! Who keeps knocking and yelling? People are trying to sleep around here. What's all the hubbub bub?"
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 15, 2007 11:38 AM |
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I was strolling in the Temple looking for some place interesting to post in. It turns out that posting meaningful things is funner than it looks and it also increases the quality of the forums. As I made my way to the section of newly opened threads I saw alcibiades coming from the other side of the corridor with a bunch of locks in left hand and his trusty hammer in the right.
"Hey, alc. Locking threads again, heh?" I said to him with a smile as we approached each other.
"Pandora! Pandora! I summon thee here,at this locaition,by the power invested in me!" He yelled, "Come here and get this spammer back to the Wastelands where he belongs!"
Then he smacked on the head with his hammer. The pain was so great I thought mt skull is going to crack.
"Alc, what are you doing? I didn't here to spam, honestly!"
"Liar!" He yelled again, "Pandora,PANDORA PANDORAPANDORA"
I saw his hammer coming down on my head again... and then I woke up.
What a nightmare that was... I mean, I actually wanted to post quality posts!.. Oh, and alc hitting me on the head wasn't nice as well. I tried to get up, but fell back down because my head was hurting so much. A few minutes later I finally managed to stand up and walked to the mirror. I'll deffinetly never have more drinks... and no less either. Those damn newbie spammers, it must've been their noise that woke me up and now I have to deal with a major case of hangover. That's it, I've had enough, it's time I taught those kids some respect for the real spammers. I walked stumbled my way out of the house.
"Alright you kids! Stop that noise or else it's peanuts penalties for you all... Anti? Pandora? What are you doing here?.. And what is that thing floating above you?"
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted December 17, 2007 08:21 AM |
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"Thing? What are you..." Mytical looked down at herself and realized she looked like something out of the swamps. "Excuse me, be right back.." she was off to her natural habitat (chaos). There she got herself looking presentable. Then she reappeared.
"Sorry about that...havn't been sleeping well. Finally got a chance for decent rest and somebody ends up making all kinds of noise. Now..what is the problem?"
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted December 18, 2007 11:06 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 23:10, 18 Dec 2007.
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I bent down and picked up that little Namus thingy, momentarily hypnotized by the way its tentacles moved.. I shook my head to fend off the mesmerizing effect, and looked at the group that had gathered.
Geny came staggering over, and warned me about something over my head - I barely caught a glimpse of it and its frightening bedhead before it vanished, only to reappear a few moments later - looking somewhat less scary than it had a moment ago.
Its not uncommon for me to feel utterly at a loss in the wastelands, much of what goes on here makes no sense to me - I just try to tear down the pyramids before the great Qupting becomes too powerful, and keep the spam at a minimum. But this was something altogether different.
Geny looked a little bit angry, and Anti looked quite excitable for some reason... Hmm... weird stuff indeed.
I tried to decipher what Anti was saying... Mighty Mage cursed us? Not possible - his deliciousness was never meant for evil, just yummy good times. And Lichy being Bob's puppet? That was simply insane, Lichy had always been a little ray of sunshine, he'd seen me through many a dark time... no i couldn't believe any of that stuff. Bob was just some guy who'd been locked in teh attic for too long, he couldn't possibly have the power to possess my HQ teammates. Or could he?
"So does anyone want to tell me what exactly is going on here?" I asked the group.
"And you..." I said, turning towards the little greenish thingy on shoulder "What exactly are you? Are you a Namus?"
I was careful this time not to stare too long at the tentacles, but it was just so marvelous the way they moved...
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Korejora
Promising
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posted December 29, 2007 10:48 AM |
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"Eh?" the little thingy asked. "A Namus? What's that? I guess I could be a Namus. If you think about it, it's you giant people that get to name everything, so for all I know, that's what you call us. Hmmm..." It scratched its... well it looked like its head, it was hard to tell with these odd little creatures. Then it looked up at the strange lady from Chaos and then Geny.
"What's the problem? Yeah, I don't know that either. Everyone just showed up and demanded to know what was going on all at once. Apparently this Anti guy knows what is going on, but I wouldn't trust him if I were you. He's a serial killer. True story!"
Its tiny tentacles curled and swayed as it thought about it. "Why don't we go and find this Bob guy? Or Valeriy? Yeah, I bet Valeriy knows what's going on. And if neither of them want to answer, we can just take them into a well-lit alleyway and beat them with a pineapple until they talk. That'll learn 'em!"
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 29, 2007 10:54 AM |
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"Arent' you the firece little fella?" I grinned.
only to turn to pandora again,who was somewhat fescinated by it apearnce
"We have to go south,south east,pand,we have to explore the temple of ashan.." I said with a pouse "Alc is been overzealous with hes zombie excuting buisness,i have reports of zombie reffuges who have no way to go..hes excecuting them on left and right,need to be stoped...
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted December 29, 2007 11:11 AM |
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Mytical scratches her head, still trying to wake up. "Zombies, executions..sounds like chaos to me. I like chaos. Ok, so we go to the Temple? Cool. Sometimes a bit orderly for my tastes, but got to take the good with the bad. Else it's not true chaos. Lead on McDuff, and dang be he that cries enough!"
As usual Mytical wasn't making much sense. Nothing new there. Being the Mistress of Chaos sorta does that to a person. She waited for Anti to lead the way.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 29, 2007 01:52 PM |
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"Temple? You mean the place with quality posts and alc's hammer? I think I'll pass, I've got ... a bad feeling about it. Anyway, I'd much rather go looking for Val, I've been meaning to ask him to turn the conditioner on in the Wastelands, the heat is just overwhelming... oh, and maybe he can conjure an aspirin for me, my head is still killing me..."
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 08, 2008 04:04 PM |
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I felt ashamed of myself. I let nearly two years slip by without making any progress towards learning about Bob or Lord_PC's whereabouts. The crazy events of 2005 and 2006 seemed so distant to me now. Something was definitely amiss in Heroes Community, but the passage of time brought no new developments.
Or so it seemed...
Keeping a low profile has allowed me to observe a number of happenings around HC over the past year or so. Trogdor and William were ousted from their positions as spam lords by a wave of newcomers. The infamous cult of Namus has grown to massive proportions. The once popular Bastard Booth now sits empty, and LegendMaker's Legacy Lodge has since been bought out by peanut farmers. And then there's the many incarnations of KD.
Suffice it to say, there's been plenty of hype surrounding KD and Namus lately. It's times like these that I wish I'd paid more attention to all those Tavern arguments of old. Who knows what I could've learned? Did KD ever cross paths with Bob? Did Bob ever worship Namus? I might be wasting my time thinking about such possibilities, but who really knows for sure?
-Guitarguy
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 02, 2008 06:58 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 18:59, 02 Oct 2008.
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Awakening
The world was a blur. I woke up in an unknown place - well designed and with interesting taste in decoration I must say - feeling confused. Where am I? The surroundings seemed familiar somehow yet I was not sure why or how I had gotten there. I got up and walked out of the room into a large hall. There was a delicious smell of soup in the air but I wasn't really hungry. I felt a crawling sensation on the back of my skull and felt the first stirrings of a memory, it was a vision of an all-powerful mage that lived here. He had an aura of awe about him and I knew I had dealings with him in the past but.. Who was he? And why was I there in that state? Maybe he had something to do with this? I felt uneasy - I should get going and it didn't seem prudent to stay around and wait for whatever was coming to me. Then it dawned on me.
I didn't know where I lived. And more importantly I could not remember my name.. You have GOT to be kidding me, I opened the gate and left in a hurry. I wandered a bit eventually finding my way to a tavern, it had the sign of a rising sun. Hey I know this place! Or at least I used to. Inside there was a friendly atmosphere and people were chatting to each other.
Uhh guys? Excuse me but I'm a bit lost here, can someone help me out with a few things?
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