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Thread: ~* HC Record of 3000 *~ All Posts Here !! This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
Rage08
Rage08


Famous Hero
Making it in the real world
posted September 21, 2005 12:00 AM

Rage couldn't believe what he had just heard... such a small world, he thought to himself.  
"Why yes..."  He didn't know what to say... he had no idea how Woock would react if he saw him...
By the way, how do you write italics?
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Conan
Conan


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted September 21, 2005 12:07 AM

to use italics, write then some text then [/ i] again, but without the space between the / and the i.
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 21, 2005 12:13 AM

Rightttt....so anyways, anyone think this thread will actually get to 3k?
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Lord_Crusader
Lord_Crusader


Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
posted September 21, 2005 12:17 AM

Quote:
Rightttt....so anyways, anyone think this thread will actually get to 3k?


nope but is fun how is working so far
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Conan
Conan


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted September 21, 2005 12:19 AM

2X, since the story doesn't fit your taste, do you like beer?
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted September 21, 2005 12:55 AM

I like beer!  


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k1ng
k1ng


Promising
Famous Hero
of Night Elves
posted September 21, 2005 01:02 AM

all right!!

ahhh...are we havin'a party or something?.. :/

2913 to go...

by the way the story,

the mysterious man, who seemed to have a hand in attacke to the village, was traveling throught the east, to find a stronge warrior...

in the mean time k1ng was hangin'around a tavern, and waitin'for his ale. suddenly...


[song]dan dan da taaa....[song]
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted September 21, 2005 01:22 AM

WHAT ??
so there's ...NO beer??

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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 21, 2005 01:28 AM

Who doesnt like beer, besides the french..fancy wine drinkers...:-P
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted September 21, 2005 01:30 AM

Quote:
Who doesnt like beer, besides the french..fancy wine drinkers...:-P


MAN i hate them!!


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Rage08
Rage08


Famous Hero
Making it in the real world
posted September 21, 2005 04:18 AM

Conan lead the way...
And yes I don't mind talking about beer at all... someone give a good drunk story, I love to hear those... but it has to be funny... cause that's why they're so interesting...
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Lord_Pc
Lord_Pc


Promising
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Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted September 21, 2005 08:42 AM

i would like to be apart of this so i can be congratulated at the end so here goes. . .

i have no drunk stories
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k1ng
k1ng


Promising
Famous Hero
of Night Elves
posted September 21, 2005 02:18 PM

Quote:
i have no drunk stories


the best story i ever heard!


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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


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of power
posted September 21, 2005 02:24 PM

i dont have any drunk stories either... well atleast none i want to mention
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k1ng
k1ng


Promising
Famous Hero
of Night Elves
posted September 21, 2005 02:30 PM

Quote:
i dont have any drunk stories either... well atleast none i want to mention


oh, come on! who's gonna know?...oh wait...this a public massage board ...  

2905 to go...
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Rage08
Rage08


Famous Hero
Making it in the real world
posted September 21, 2005 07:13 PM
Edited By: Rage08 on 21 Sep 2005

So Rage and Conan continued on their way to meet Lord Woock

Well what is everyone's favorite beer?

Thanks Conan, it's different than HTML eh?
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Conan
Conan


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted September 21, 2005 07:18 PM
Edited By: Conan on 21 Sep 2005

you need [] not <>.
If you're wondering, I'm waiting for Woock to make his move.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 21, 2005 07:28 PM

Lord Woock was going through the forest, leading a dozen armed men, hunting for a beast that has been terrorizing the farmers of the area. He hadn't expected them to offer such a generous reward. But then again, he wouldn't do the job for any less. Now, the problem was finding the wretched creature...
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Firespirit
Firespirit


Famous Hero
with warm hands
posted September 21, 2005 07:42 PM

I don't enjoy cabbage--
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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


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Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
posted September 21, 2005 10:13 PM
Edited By: terje_the_mad_wizard on 21 Sep 2005

Back in the village by the to rivers, the villagers were in shock. While the bloody abominations were scaling the walls, their leader had run away.

Thankfully, the blacksmith had rallied the peasants, just as the first abominations started to land inside the makeshift walls. "To the burh!", he'd cried, and everyone had snapped out of their trance-like state.

Before the abominations were halfway across the courtyard, the people of the village were safely into the rough structure of rock and mortar - the beasts did not seem like the most determined of beings.

"Quick, archers to the second and third floors outer murder holes, boar spears to the floor murder holes on the second floor!" They didn't have very advanced wepaons - hunting bows, boar spears, pitchforks, scythes, wood axes, pointy sticks, and other farm tool, but they had the advantage over the abominations, in that they were safely behind walls, and were determined to fight to the end. The abominations seemed to be ready to run, if they'd eaten a few sheep, and bloodied themselves when rushing the burh.

And sure enough. The abominations killed two cows and a fat sow, tried to take the burh by storm, but were driven back by archers and spears. They wandered around the burh, just outside of bowshot for a few hours after their initial attack, with some halfhearted attempts to attack, but soon, they left.

When the monsters had been gone for a while, the blacksmith took two of the village's best hunters with him, and scouted for the abominations. They returned the next day, with good news: they'd seen the monsters crossing the river a few hours' travel to the south, after which they had started moving south at a high pace. There was general glee and stuff.

"No time to celebrate, dear comrades! We must rebuild this village, to make it a fortress that can keep both human and beastly monsters out, and honest working peopl safe!" The general glee was once again turned on, only more intense this time.

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