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friendofgunnar
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posted April 28, 2006 05:27 PM |
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What turns you on?
Women basically.
no seriously
Here's your chance to assemble your ideal woman or man.
Here's mine:
Hair:She's got to have a bob, (that's the short, flirtatious hairstyle that let's you see the nape of a woman's neck. And then whenever they move their head the bob does this wavy fanfare thing that hbber er dehhh……
Face: Very little make-up and no lipstick whatsoever. (good for viewing but a real impediment to fantasies of intimacy)
Mustache: Shaved completely
Chest: Here's where I diverge from the rest of the world's men. I like flat (not zero). My ideal woman also is wearing a white button down shirt, with short feminine style sleeves. Untucked. And thin enough that maybe you think you can see a bra underneath.
Waist A nice curvy waist. There's like a mathematical formula for this that is imprinted in the male mind. (seriously, it's .7).
My woman is wearing a skirt too. If I had four wishes in this world it would be 1. World Peace. 2. An end to hunger. 3. An end to diseases. 4. Women banned from wearing pants and jeans, no exceptions.
Legs: Oh sweet Jesus. Hose required, with some kind of design on it.
Feet: Big feet are totally fine with me but she's got to be wearing some type of non-heeled shoes that click when you walk. (Love that click)
Oh, yeah, and all this is pointless if the woman isn't smart, funny, warm, and charming.
have at it guys and gals….
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 28, 2006 05:54 PM |
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Woah there FoG, this thread is nothing without the master ...
My foxy woman description:
Hair: A long moist curly blond hair, doesn't matter if it's natural or not, that smells like coconuts *sniffs the air*.
Chest: Yep size does not matter on some occasions and this is one of them, they should be just right to fit your palms like an orange or an apple  .
Waist: Well this is probably the part that should turn a guy on the most, no? It should be BIG, really big and spankable  , should be grabable aswell and fit in tight jeans or my bigest turn on the white tight shorts  ...
Legs: Don't really care about this stuff but I hate it when the upper body is longer than the legs, then it just looks awefull.
Eyes: I really like looking her in the eyes and I favour brown eyes especialy. The bigger the better and they should be perky too.
Overall physique: I do not like hard built chixx and flappy ones do not turn me on either. The body should be just right in between normal fit and leaning a bit to the flappy side, so it would be tender  .
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kookastar
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posted April 28, 2006 11:58 PM |
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Hair: No reallyhairy back
Face: Great smile
Mustache/beard: Shaved completely
Chest: Able to be used as a pillow
Stomach: Able to appreciate quality food - well defined abs are nice but not required 
Legs: Should lead to a butt
Feet: Big feet - sure why not 
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DragonMaster
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posted April 29, 2006 12:12 AM |
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Wow, cool topic
(I'm under legal age so I guess I can't be too... well, ...thorough)
I just want a friendly girl who I can enjoy to love, as long as she's not to fat or something.
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friendofgunnar
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posted April 29, 2006 07:01 AM |
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I just want a friendly girl who I can enjoy to love
Hey DM we're not talking about a soulmate here. We're talking about someone who's going to make you stop and drool at 50 paces. I only threw in that line about smart and funny because I didn't want to look too much like a sexist pig.
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I_HaT3_CT
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posted April 29, 2006 07:09 AM |
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Hairh my, i like girls with long hair, curly or blond does not matter. Black is preferred....
Face: Hmm, of course sweet and cute rather than pretty one.. Light make up is preferred. I don't really like those who have their whole face painted, looks like some abomination...
Mustache: No Way a girl is going to have moustache..
Chest: Of course propertional..Too big or small doesn't sound great, does it??
Waist: Proportional again, not too skinny or fat for any reason..
Legs: Oh man, this is the fatal part for me to drool man. Wohoo, im too hot now to make any comments. SWEET!!.
Feet: No Hong Kong feet[Smelly feet] is good enough...
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tigris
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posted April 29, 2006 04:54 PM |
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Hair:I don't really have a preference, i like both blondes and brunettes, I don't enjoy hair in other places than the owner's head though.
Face: I am no sucker for angel like faces nor for gurls that use excessive make up, i like and average face that is mildly natural. I think eyes are the overall foremost important thing that turn me on. Yhey have to be honest.
Mustache: preferably without one lol
Chest: I like boobs.The size isn't really that important but i don't like those big nipples, but some slammer ones
Waistonly one requirement here. No Celulite, meaning no fat
Legs:I see FoG forgot something essential between the waist and legs here, and this is the ass. I like a decent proportioned one Legs follow naturally
Feet: I think the feet are one of the most sexy features a woman can have. so they need to be sexy
overall i belive more in interior beauty
now bring me a hoe, im sure she will do just fine
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Guitarguy
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posted April 29, 2006 06:05 PM |
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Feet: No Hong Kong feet[Smelly feet] is good enough...
Not to worry; they banned footbinding a while ago...
For me, a cute face and moderately petite-healthy figure is pretty good. I don't really have a hair preference, but it would probably be pleasant-looking, at least. Not wavey, though.
I like it when attractive girls wear dark red lipstick. Owww! 
Oh, and the legs. Slim, preferably. That indented part right in back of the knee: Mmmm...!!!
Fortunately, there's a lot of that. There's a Catholic all-girls school right beside my university, so there are plenty of HS senior girls "in uniform" waiting for the bus. But I particularly like when these high schoolers from Japan fly over to check out the islands. They walk around the shopping centers in groups and are all clad in uniforms. I totally ignore the guys, of course.
I'd better stop talking now.
-Guitarguy
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posted April 29, 2006 06:16 PM |
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Damn right! Asian chixx are the way to go, they are sooo obedient and respectfull ...
The sad part is that we have none of them at all here a thing that messes up my whole plan  .
I just got to fly east to get me one before they all run out !
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Guitarguy
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posted April 29, 2006 06:29 PM |
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Damn right! Asian chixx are the way to go, they are sooo obedient and respectfull ...
The sad part is that we have none of them at all here a thing that messes up my whole plan .
Well, I could mail you my sister if you want. Uh wait, that might be a bad idea. She's neither obedient or respectful, and I certainly can't tell if she's pretty or not.
What the heck, just stick with the old vibrato arm, TNT!!!
-Guitarguy
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okiesolidarity
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posted April 29, 2006 07:16 PM |
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Hair:I don't really have a preference, i like both blondes and brunettes, I don't enjoy hair in other places than the owner's head though.
ok i'm a noob here but i DO have spring fever and I AM a little bored right now
Face: I'm a sucker for a cute smile...not the "give me something I want because I'm cute" smile, but the "I am actually happy and smiling right now" kinda smile.
Mustache: don't remind me...too many girls with mustaches nowadays...
Chest: I'm not really so much a boob man. They are nice, yeah, but at a certain point they just seem painful to carry around.
Waist: not too skinny, not too fat. I don't like the starved look or the "I eat when I'm depressed and that's all of the time" look.
Legs: A cute butt is a definite plus. Other than that, shaved/unshaved legs are both good...as long as it's not a lazy shaver who cuts me up with those little spikes that develop after a few days.
Feet: never been too picky about feet. I do hate it when women know that they're going to be doing something that requires decent footwear (hiking, sports, etc) and they show up in the most inappropriate heels or whatnot, only to complain that they had no idea.
dream girl must also have dorky fascination with art, music, math, and video games (I wanna toss disc golf in there too, but that's maybe getting too wishful). She's got to be a sweetheart with a good sense of humor (cuz I can be a jerk from time to time).
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supersonic
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posted April 30, 2006 07:40 PM |
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Face: really big, jaw a bit to the front
Eyes: Green, really big and always looking at you.
Moustache: A big, black moustache and a nice, long beard
Body: Muscular and hard. Small boobs, though huuuuge nipples
Legs: Very short (I must be taller)
Feet: Very huge, like they were flattened or something.
Hair: a lot of body hair is what turns me on.
Well, that's about it
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Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me. 
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 30, 2006 08:05 PM |
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Stop it right now Supersonic! 
I refuse to be seen as an object of lust by the HC members, I thought that picture I sent you would remain our little secret but you are a blabermouth!
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russ
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posted April 30, 2006 08:13 PM |
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Hair: hmm... tough one. Long and hmm... (what's the best word to describe it?) healthy? I love running my hand through those. Blondies r hot, really dark hair is hot too.
Face: oval face with very feminine features (well, duh! )
Eyes: Hmm... big & dark with long eyelashes (natural ones). Preferably with sparks (but only when looking at me )
Moustache: eeewwwww!!! Even if she has it, I should NEVER know about it.
Boobies: smth that feels good and will fit in my hands. flat = no, watermelons = no.
Body: fraile, with hot waist & ass. mmm....
Legs: preferably long with little or no hair. legs are not really important as long as they don't make her look like a professional jockey
Feet: what's up with this foot fetish? Feet are pretty much the last place I look for a turn on.
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Aculias
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posted May 01, 2006 08:29 AM |
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Hair: hmm... tough one. Long and hmm... (what's the best word to describe it?) healthy? I love running my hand through those. Blondies r hot, really dark hair is hot too.
Face: oval face with very feminine features (well, duh! )
Eyes: Hmm... big & dark with long eyelashes (natural ones). Preferably with sparks (but only when looking at me )
Moustache: eeewwwww!!! Even if she has it, I should NEVER know about it.
Boobies: smth that feels good and will fit in my hands. flat = no, watermelons = no.
Body: fraile, with hot waist & ass. mmm....
Legs: preferably long with little or no hair. legs are not really important as long as they don't make her look like a professional jockey
Feet: what's up with this foot fetish? Feet are pretty much the last place I look for a turn on.
You know Russ I think you totally explained my physical appearance on here .
Did you look at my pic before you posted or are you just not picky .
Koorja man you sure do like the perfect one
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supersonic
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posted May 01, 2006 03:57 PM |
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We didn't know that you have nice boobs that fit in the palms, Acu. But Well done for growing them anyway.
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Corribus
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posted May 01, 2006 04:09 PM |
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My ideal woman? I think my wife pretty much sums it up.
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tigris
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posted May 01, 2006 04:18 PM |
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say hi to her. i know she is here right now,otherwise you won't be saying this
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russ
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posted May 01, 2006 06:18 PM |
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Edited by russ at 18:22, 01 May 2006.
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The description of my ideal woman (continued):
Dick: NO DICK.
Sorry, Acu
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 01, 2006 06:51 PM |
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