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Thread: Now for something different... A good wasteland thread! This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV / NEXT»
LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 01:34 AM
Edited by LegendMaker at 01:37, 03 Jun 2006.

Choose your side !

Foos, we're dealing with something nasty, here.

I mean, I'm sure TNTie didn't realize what he just did on his last post. He certainly didn't do that offense on purpose. But, knowing better than her him, I could feel the anger in Troggie's reply. So, to avoid a useless diplomatic war staining this here thread, let me explain it for u :

You just called a wanker a tosser. That's exactly like when you ask for a Big Mac at Burger King. A Pepsi at the HQ of Coke. It's the highest possible insult !

Well, maybe we should include it in any given member's profile :

Tosser or Wanker ? The Battle is raging. Choose your side !

BTW : You already saw Pandora's tits, foos ! I told you it was the main character. It's the girl who said <<you two are beginning to make me angry !>> It's not a toss.

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 03, 2006 01:37 AM

Quote:
Tosser or Wanker ? The Battle is raging. Choose your side !


can we get some definitions first?

I'm still hung up on the tosser/tossee thing...

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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 01:47 AM
Edited by LegendMaker at 01:57, 03 Jun 2006.

Hidden in the Fog

Okay.

Too hard to give definitions, though. I'll go with a few examples.

Typical Wankers : yours truly, Russ, Trogdor, FoG...

There are more to be found, but I dare not name them, to avoid further confusion like happened recently between LK and I. I think it's best to let the others "come out of the closet" by themselves. Those four examples should be representative enough, hopefully.

Typical Tossers : Will, DS, TA, RSF...

Most of those publicly claimed their belonging to the Tossers camp earlier on, notably in the Tosser of the Month former thread by Sonnie, if I recall. So I assume it's okay to name them here.

Now tell me foggy friend... Do you begin to see the light ?

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 03, 2006 01:52 AM

Quote:
Too hard to give definitions, though.


okay I'll just pick one at random then with a coin toss.


TNT is.....

a wanker.

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okiesolidarity
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posted June 03, 2006 01:57 AM

why argue about tossers and wankers?  can't someone be both?  I wanna be a tonker...maybe a tonker truck.

is a wanker a tosser with more hair on his/her nipples, maybe?

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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 02:00 AM
Edited by LegendMaker at 02:04, 03 Jun 2006.

Quote:
TNT is.....

a wanker.
Good guess imho. So I edited her him out of the Tossers' list. Was just put there to check if I had ur attention.

Also, a legendary wanker I for one tend to miss a lot those days is Tig. He dumped us all for WoW...

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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 02:03 AM
Edited by LegendMaker at 02:05, 03 Jun 2006.

Quote:
why argue about tossers and wankers?
You dare ask why ?!

Dude, it's exactly as if u asked <<Volcanic Wastelands, is it needed ?>> !
Which would be a complete toss... Making you a Tosser.

Sorry then, Okie-Dokie... No matter how cool you are... You play for the other team !

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TNT_Addict
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posted June 03, 2006 08:48 AM

Well if I'm a wanker then I think that I'm ready to be upgraded into a tosser , so how bout this one:

Vagina, is it needed?

I think that vaginas make us guys do kinds of stuff that we won't normaly do and also makes us to take more risks in life that could be bad for our health.

Sometimes we try so hard to get a vagina and then we just miss our break and come out with nothing.

Soooo, do we need vaginas?
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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 04:10 PM

Quote:
Soooo, do we need vaginas?
Think before u post, dude. What's a vagina for a wanker (or a tosser) ? It's THE END.

Vaginas are wankers killers !
Stop the madness !

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okiesolidarity
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posted June 03, 2006 04:15 PM

this is making me sad.  I am going to have to call my girlfriend immediately and tell her that I have to start playing for the other team, and she will be all like "the yankees?" and I will be all like "no, the no honk honks, just bummbumms team"

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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 04:19 PM

Bummbumms are wankers killers as well, foo !

Only the Hands we wankers can trust. We want hands ! For President !

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okiesolidarity
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posted June 03, 2006 04:44 PM

what's more important?

hands for president

or

pizza for breakfast

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 03, 2006 04:46 PM

look to the hands

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 03, 2006 05:19 PM

PETITION: THIS THREAD SUCKS
*signs petition*
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John says to live above hell.

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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 05:35 PM

Practice what you preach

Quote:
*signs petition*
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Signatures are for poor people.
Tittie, dear... If signatures are for poor people (and you consider yourself wealthy since you don't use them)... Then you shouldn't encourage people to add their signatures to anything. Let alone a petition !

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TNT_Addict
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posted June 03, 2006 07:00 PM

Quote:
*signs petition*
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Signatures are for poor people.

^
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Ahahahahaha! Loser!!!

*Takes TAs petition cramples it and throws it in the trash*

This thread would be nothing without the legendary foo!  
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Gom_Jabbar
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posted June 03, 2006 07:11 PM

*Takes TAs petition from the trash and glues it to the wall, then signs it*

Hahahahahaha! Gotcha foo
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 03, 2006 07:15 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 19:16, 03 Jun 2006.

Signatures are for poor people

Quote:
*Takes TAs petition from the trash and glues it to the wall, then signs it*

I don't talk to poor people... So please refrain from adressing me in this thread.

Thank you!
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Gom_Jabbar
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posted June 03, 2006 07:21 PM

Anyone got any money to spare for a poor fellow?
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LegendMaker
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posted June 03, 2006 08:10 PM
Edited by pandora at 18:51, 05 Sep 2006.

Quote:
This thread would be nothing without the legendary foo!  
Trust the ****head. ****heads know better !
Quote:
Anyone got any money to spare for a poor fellow?
Not me, foo. I'm broke as can be.
_______________________
-Poor people

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