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Arvon
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posted June 23, 2006 07:47 PM |
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Isn't a washboard stomach a sign of narcissism rather than queer?
No, IMHO it is a sign of active lifestyle and will, because you don't get a washboard stomach from watching TV and eating pop corn 24/7. It actually takes effort to get one.
Maybe I got it all wrong and you can be a fat snob who never looks after himself and expects all the girls to swarm around him just because he thinks a lot of himself, but IMHO if you have high standards when it comes to girls, you've got to match their high standards as well.
I disagree. To maintain a healthy body is a good thing (to quote Martha Stewart)but to take the time and effort to get a 6 pack abs, 29 inch arms and 36 inch thews borders on self obsession. Body building doesn't really lead to a healthy life. One can have the healthy lift simply by walking, swimming, running or other sports.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted June 23, 2006 08:34 PM |
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am I gay?
1. not thirty yet, but if being gay means being in good shape, then I guess I have gay aspirations
2. I hate cats... go macho me!
3. okay, cleared this one too
4. as gay as it goes... unless my bladder gets pushy
5. you can't handle the coffee I drink, *****
6. oh dear... I am gay
7. cleared this one too
8. hmmm I guess I am not that gay after all ...most of the time
okay, I may or may not be gay... but I am certainly confused
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Iris
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posted June 24, 2006 12:17 AM |
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1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Nope
4. Yes
5. Nope
6. Yes
7. Nope
8. No preference
Well, the good news is, I'm not gay. The bad news it, I'm a macho man. o_O Yeah...
And Arvon, like you said, there's nothing wrong with maintaining a healthy body. Usually it is much easier to stay in shape than to get in shape. We're not talking about extensive body building here. 
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Binabik
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posted June 24, 2006 02:02 AM |
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Edited by Binabik at 02:06, 24 Jun 2006.
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1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.
When I was in my mid-thirties I was in the best condition of my life. I had no need for a gym because I actually worked for a living framing houses. Picture a house weighing 100's of tons and every bit of it is lifted/carried a minimum of three times. Imagine carrying 100-125% of your body weight two stories up a ladder. And yea, all my muscles were hard as a rock from doing real man's work. Most of the people at the gym are *ussies who went straight to college after high school, then got an office job and have probably never done any real work in their entire lives.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo.
Don't have any pets. If I did I'd pick a cat over a dog. Cats are independent and do what the heck they want, like real men. Dogs are pack animals which means they are too insecure to be by themselves.
3. If you suck on lollipops...
On the very rare occasion I eat a lollipop, I crunch it.....got a problem with that, punk!
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot......
As the saying goes, "Does a bear **** in the woods?". Of course I go anywhere I want! I remember clearly when I was two months old and I peed on my mother while she changed my diapers. Later my father said to me "Atta boy, son! Just remember that a man pi**es anywhere he wants." He was a very wise man.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk
I drink decaf, so what? A real man has enough energy and drive that he doesn't need some woosey artificial stimulant.
6. ....A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR.
A real man likes to watch sports and suck down a few beers with his buds, but anyone who knows every name in sports is a freekin couch potato. If you know all those names, get off your lazy @$$ and mow the freekin lawn. Your wife nags at you right? Or does she just walk by and give you "the look"? If you married a decent woman, she won't care if you watch sports. But she WILL care if you are a lazy bum. A real man does the work that needs done, even if he doesn't want to....and his wife won't nag, she'll respect him for a man. There's probably not a woman in the world who truly respects a lazy bum.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it
Ditto what Russ said.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui?
Only a fag would even know what those words mean.....I sure don't, except enough to know John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris and Arni aren't in them. Besides, everyone knows French men have to use a magnifying glass to find Le Dinky.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 24, 2006 07:57 AM |
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1. Nope, I'm straight as they come. I'm below 30 and I've already spent too much time drinkin with the boys
2. Nope, 2 dogs.
3. Nope..at least not in a while
4. Yea I guess I'm gay..I'll piss anywhere but Number 2 is reserved for my house.
5. I put creamer in my coffee but definitly not decaf, so 1/2 gay here
6. Yea I guess I'm gay on this one.
7. Hah I'm just now learning to drive, so I guess that means I'm gay.
8. I'm straight as they come on this one.
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okiesolidarity
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posted June 24, 2006 04:23 PM |
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"AM I GAY?"
1. phew...under 30...I can't help it if I have a ridiculous metabolism still.
2. just a dog...a big dog, too...super straight
3. nope, sorry...still straight
4. I'll take a dump wherever i please
5. I drink coffee...what gay drinks were you talking about?
6. That's not fair. I'm a painter. I am not a gay painter.
7. you forgot "smoking a cigarette while driving"
8. only watch that sorta stuff late at night, with my sweetie...so I think I'm in the clear.
You forgot the obvious one.
9. If you have intercourse with a member of the same sex.
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pandora
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posted June 24, 2006 07:01 PM |
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Hmmm, I think I must be gay 
Maybe I'll have to go check out the Naked girls thread...
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Lith-Maethor
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posted June 24, 2006 07:07 PM |
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*follows pandora to the naked girls thread*
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russ
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posted June 26, 2006 07:04 PM |
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Isn't a washboard stomach a sign of narcissism rather than queer?
No, IMHO it is a sign of active lifestyle and will, because you don't get a washboard stomach from watching TV and eating pop corn 24/7. It actually takes effort to get one.
Maybe I got it all wrong and you can be a fat snob who never looks after himself and expects all the girls to swarm around him just because he thinks a lot of himself, but IMHO if you have high standards when it comes to girls, you've got to match their high standards as well.
I disagree. To maintain a healthy body is a good thing (to quote Martha Stewart)but to take the time and effort to get a 6 pack abs, 29 inch arms and 36 inch thews borders on self obsession. Body building doesn't really lead to a healthy life. One can have the healthy lift simply by walking, swimming, running or other sports.
When you disagree, make sure you reply to what I said. Don't make s**t up and then reply to your own s**t. If you are trying to participate in a dialogue, make sure to read what the other person is saying, otherwise you can just stick to talking to a mirror.
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