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Guitarguy
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Supreme Hero
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posted June 30, 2006 05:31 PM |
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The VW Conflict Chronicles
Once upon a time in a land known as Heroes Community, there was a wasteland. Not just any wasteland, but a truly volcanic one. Well, that doesn't really play out right because the thing hasn't blown its top in hundreds of years. Well anyway, this dusty place was called the the Volcanic Wastelands, or "VW" for short. It was basically an island in the middle of a vast body of water known as the Sea of Heroism on the far reaches of Heroes Community. It wasn't the most scenic of vacation spots in the world, but at least the vultures and sidewinders could raise happy families there.
    
Speaking of VW's inhabitants, many individuals and parties were dwelling in this particular area. Heroes, monsters, freaks, tractor salesmen, you name it. But if you want the truth, most of these guys were outcasts known eloquently the world over as spammers. Hated and hunted throughout the land for their annoyingly outspoken nature and smelly skin, the spammers finally found a home in VW where they could be left alone in peace.
It'd be foolish to call their existence peaceful, however. Any historian will tell you that some of the fiercest battles known to man and monster occurred in VW. You see, not all of the spammers got along nicely in their new home. Quite frankly, some of them couldn't stand living next door to each other. Bloody fighting suddenly exploded all over the island wastes, and hardly a settlement was left untouched by some form of violence. Although these tumultuous breakouts started as disorganized killing sprees, leader figures rose up to forge their own armies and bases. Settlements were walled-in and amnesty was denied to most strangers and rival groups. There was no question that the spammer nations were now fighting for control of VW itself. All hopes for peace were soon drowned out.
The warring spam nations fought for years on end. With the passing of time came the improvement of both weaponry and battle tactics; every side made proper use of these as they were developed. But no matter how advanced technology was in VW, there was never one nation that claimed dominance over the others. In fact, nothing really happened to change the state of things for many years.
 
And then he appeared. He was Lord Trogdor, Burninator of all things Heroic and Unheroic. Coming from an unusally spammy background, Lord Trogdor assembled a massive army with which to threaten the other spam nations. Spectators watched as his armies washed through the dusty hills, overwhelming their enemies. Many were astonished by Lord Trogdor's victories, particularly after his abrupt transformation from a mutated Familiar to a ghastly Skeleton Archer. But while many marveled at his successes, VW's many warlords grimaced at the prospect of their future. After all, the vicious tide was consuming the island at that very moment.
There was one setback for Lord Trogdor, however. Out of the blue came a masked jester bearing some really big guns. A pioneer from Canada Land, he was known simply as Gunslinger Jebus (or "Darth Jebfoo" to his enemies). He stepped out of the shadows with his guns blazing, causing Lord Trogdor's soldiers to fall back for cover. This brave soul held out for two days before he finally retreated back to his homeland. Lord Trogdor quickly regained his lost territory and Gunslinger Jebus was never heard from since.
Needless to say, Lord Trogdor was gaining a lot of ground. So much, in fact, that the other lords often fled at the sight of his army. With practically no one willing to fight him anymore, Lord Trogdor planned his final maneuvers to fulfill his ultimate goal to establish a dictatorship in VW. His armies made ready to sweep across the remainder of the spammy island to decimate any rivals they encountered.
But just before that could happen, the warplanes appeared. To Lord Trogdor's horror, his forces were being countered by a great power he'd never expected before. One close glance at the planes revealed the banners of Lord Guitarguy, an ruler from a distant republic known as Hawaiidom. Within seconds, several hundred paratroopers rained down from the planes onto the sand dunes below. The sound of gunfire filled the air as wave after wave of commandoes flooded the small island. With an ear-splitting scream, Lord Trogdor fled the battlefield and disappeared.
A week later, Commander Guitarguy's forces appeared victorious. During his victory speech, he declared himself El Presidente of VW and instructed all the spam nations to pay tribute to him. Unfortunately for him, the spamlords were reluctant to submit and remained mostly uncooperative. Feeling threatened by El Presidente Guitarguy's growing power, the spamlords sought to join forces against their new "threat". Desperate, they brought Lord Trogdor back into the fold so that he could assist them in their struggle.
Two months later, El Presidente Guitarguy was called away from VW to take care of other duties back at Hawaiidom. After his cruisers were long out of sight, the horns were blown and the alliance of spammy nations attacked El Presidente's holdings. They had managed to claim various territories in VW, but not before GG-flagged reinforcements arrived on the horizon. An armada of ships surrounded the island and bombarded the rebels from the coasts. Word about the enemy alliance had reached El Presidente Guitarguy earlier, so he made it clear that severe punishment was to follow. In particular, he ordered his troops to take out Lord Trogdor if they could.
Little did El Presidente Guitarguy know that the spammer alliance had a secret weapon. Apparently, one of the lords had been working on an underground munitions project that would greatly aid them in taking down the opposition. The spamlord was known as Lord Legendary; he was among the most brilliant military minds in VW. With secret ambitions to rule the island himself, he used his military advantages to aid the other spamlords during their time of need. And it worked; Lord Legendary's weapons and strategies helped turn the tide of the battle. Seeing El Presidente Guitarguy's forces taking a beating, Lord Legendary couldn't help but burst with satisfied laughter. On the side, Lord Trogdor breathed a sigh of relief after a particularly close call.
Hearing that his men were taking a beating, El Presidente Guitarguy alerted his remaining vessels to set sail for his Hawaiidom republic. Once there, he ordered the recruitment of more troops and the deployment of better fighter divisions. Preparations took a while, but a lot had been accomplished by the time El Presidente Guitarguy signaled the final "CHARGE!" in the direction of VW. His legions of battleships and warplanes set out towards the spammy island, each craft brimming with heavily-armed soldiers. Lord Legendary and the others in VW were in for a huge surprise, although they didn't expect it at the time. Whatever was about to happen wasn't going to be pretty.
To be continued... 
-Guitarguy
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Iris
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Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted June 30, 2006 06:56 PM |
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Very nice!
Good job, El Presidente GG. ^_^ Your cartoons always crack me up. 
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It wasn't the most scenic of vacation spots in the world, but at least the vultures and sidewinders could raise happy families there.
LOL!! But where's Aculias?
Very entertaining. I wait patiently for you next installment!
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted July 02, 2006 09:15 PM |
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This sure doesn't belong in the VW - nice one GG!
~Moved to Tavern~
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted July 03, 2006 09:35 AM |
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Ahhh, recycles from the classic VW thread "Back of everyone Volcanic Wastelands!"
I approve completely 
btw maybe you can get some of supersonic's maps for your thread someway? He had a couple of ripsnorters in there too...
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted July 03, 2006 12:35 PM |
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Edited by Aculias at 12:37, 03 Jul 2006.
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Tune Smith Tune smith sing me a song & sing me a tune.
Tune smith Tune Smith sing me a song.
Who sings a song for the tune smith oh who sings a song for the tune smiiiith.
Edit: Mispelled a word where it would of really sounded like a classic Manuel post lol.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted July 04, 2006 04:43 PM |
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted July 04, 2006 04:58 PM |
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Dude look at the first map he posts, your the little man in the bottom right
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Dreaming of a Better World
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted July 04, 2006 05:30 PM |
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Ya, I noticed, but why am I not one of the big 5???
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted July 04, 2006 11:28 PM |
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Maybe because Guitar dont think your worthy
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted August 15, 2006 06:12 AM |
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Vintage stuff, guitarguy!
Damn!!!
That was an awesome Post, bud...I'm just glad that I went through your Profile & Bonuses to find it. Good job all the way.
Hopefully your creativity will carry over into the next competition-thread that pops up, so that I might measure myself against you. 
MYT anyone?!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 05, 2006 01:01 AM |
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Nice stuff, it's a very accurate interpretation of the Wastelands.
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