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Trogdor
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posted December 01, 2006 12:21 PM |
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Angry letters to rich and powerful people I hate
I thought I might release my anger at today's world (not anger towards HC members of course by writing angry letters without sending them.
I haven't been pleased with this guy's behaviour and it shows.....
Dear Tom Cruise,
Ever since you’ve joined the Church of Scientology (whom I blame James Packer for you joining them in the first place) you’ve lost a lot of respect from almost everyone. I haven’t lost my respect for you from just one religious group, but rather the propaganda and the filth about psychology that you’ve spread. It’s that same filth that cost you precious film work that could’ve gotten you your respectability back. Your race has been run and it’s all because of your tirades. Sure, you did your own stunts on the Mission Impossible flicks and I credit you for that, very few people do that these days, but your tirades must halt at once.
Yours in anger,
Anon
I ahven't been happy with this lady either, mainly because she got famous for absolutele no reason whatsoever.
Dear Paris Hilton,
There are individuals out there who say you have talent, but they are all dead wrong, except of course that sex tape of yours. I may not have seen it yet, but to them that’s where your talent has its limits. What I am saying is this: you’ve got no talent and being some rich sleazebag with absolutely no talent is not considered a talent at all. I’ve heard your singing on the radio and I believe you should give up that career path immediately.
Before I leave I will say that you recently DESERVED having more foes than friends. Lindsay Lohan didn’t turn her back on you, sure she can’t sing either and she hardly eats but she was wise enough to know that you were a pain in the you-know-where.
Yours in anger,
Anon
We all hate K-Fed, don't we?
Dear Kevin Federline, K-Fed, Fed-Ex, Fed-Up or whatever you’re called,
About time you and Britters got divorced. I sense that there are problems with your marriage but also there have been problems with your life and your choice of career paths. First of all, your rap career is still going downhill. I’ve seen a tiny bit of your rap performance and you will be remembered for destroying the rap industry, as we know it. No wonder your CD isn’t on sale outside of the land of the free. I hear your trying to make it as a WWE superstar but that only earned you even more enemies. Not only is John Cena going to kick your butt all the way to the forgotten planet of Pluto, but also he’s even going to sell movie tickets. I may even go and see his new film after seeing previews of it. I hope he even records a rap song about you being such a poser.
Yours in anger,
Anon
P.S. You say you want the kids from the divorce settlement and I think you may do a better job than Britney, after she almost dropped Sean Preston.
This letter I will never send, mainly because I'll have a bounty on my head for doing so.
Dear Government of China,
The guy who stood in front of those tanks back in Tiananmen Square in 1989 should be remembered as a civil rights icon. That guy had the balls to stand in front of those tanks.
Answer me this: If those tanks stopped for him, why did you remove all images of that day from your edition of Google image search?
Yours in intrigue,
Anon
Not many people are happy with his performance and neither am I as a matter of fact.
Dear George W. Bush,
You’re not really winning the war on terrorism, but rather your army has claimed the lives of innocent just to achieve your goals. Also your response to Hurricane Katrina was delayed by a few days. If Clinton were still president he would’ve done something about it.
Yours in anger,
Anon
I'm not happy with this guy and I presume he will not win next years election.
P.S. You can’t even pronounce terrorism and nuclear properly. When did you get out of school? How low is your IQ?
Dear John Howard,
For crying out loud, SAY SORRY! These people from the stolen generation are still upset. By the tears in their eyes even you could show some sympathy and also some respect, but no, you leave them without respect for you.
Also, the work choices have put more jobs at risk than ever before. Because of these workplace agreements the employees at Ajax fasteners are sacked without a golden handshake. You heard me, THEY WERE FORCED TO LEAVE EMPTY HANDED!
Hurry up and retire, but don’t give the job to Peter Costello, he would do a much worse job than you, and that’s out of all honesty.
Yours in disgust,
Anon
That's all from now.
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william
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posted December 01, 2006 12:26 PM |
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this made me crack up laughing, nice work here mate.
funniest stuff I have seen in a while.
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Dingo
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posted December 01, 2006 09:06 PM |
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Well I'm sure they hate you to. Watch your back.
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antipaladin
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posted December 01, 2006 09:10 PM |
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Dear Perris hilton:
I couldnt help but not spot your 'tallent' at obscure arts,what some can call porn i call art,i want you to be my leading actress in my new movie :sex tape scandrell the epic!
Sirously,you are a rare thing:
-Your so skinny you weight less then 50
-Your a descrase to your femily,the owners of hiltons hotels,its okay to have sex tapes as long as there not spread in the internet.
-you dumb bloond who never worked to get anything in her life,i wish all your money transforms into dog****.
With 'happy' wishings.
your trully EVIL_FAN_L33t
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Trogdor
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posted December 02, 2006 07:43 AM |
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Quote:
Dear Perris hilton:
I couldnt help but not spot your 'tallent' at obscure arts,what some can call porn i call art,i want you to be my leading actress in my new movie :sex tape scandrell the epic!
Sirously,you are a rare thing:
-Your so skinny you weight less then 50
-Your a descrase to your femily,the owners of hiltons hotels,its okay to have sex tapes as long as there not spread in the internet.
-you dumb bloond who never worked to get anything in her life,i wish all your money transforms into dog****.
With 'happy' wishings.
your trully EVIL_FAN_L33t
That's hilarious antipaladin.
I also hear Lohan and Hilton are friends again. It's like Paris's circle of friends includes girls who don't weigh much.
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antipaladin
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posted December 02, 2006 10:21 AM |
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That's hilarious antipaladin.
you see trogi your not the only one who can be both evil and funny!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted December 02, 2006 12:56 PM |
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so...
you guys fancy yourselves evil and funny for writing those things about Paris Hilton, huh?
amateurs...
you are owned by reality itself... no matter how nasty the things you write about her, it won't top the fact she is as she is
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antipaladin
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posted December 02, 2006 02:13 PM |
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Uncorrect,She is no more devasted by her perents,can you even imagine how it feels when the whole world see you naked,i bet she cant get a cab without the driver sayin 'aint you the one from last night porn..?'
She is more humilated then the word humiliation itself.
Were just sualting her wound,in case she visits here.
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