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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted August 14, 2006 06:40 PM |
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May you always miss your bus by exactly 23.5 seconds.
Ouch! This is especially harsh in Canada where you don't know if the next bus will come in 5, 10, 30, or 50 minutes (when the schedule says they should come in less than 10).
May your house become a mosquito conference hall!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 14, 2006 06:56 PM |
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May the post cards you send always arrive two days after you return from vacation.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted August 15, 2006 04:10 AM |
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May you grow an extra buttcheek every time an HC member makes a post.
-Guitarguy
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 15, 2006 07:22 AM |
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May one of your Guitars break every time the person above you grows a butt cheek. 
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted August 15, 2006 03:55 PM |
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May 100+% of your lifetime income be spent on replacement guitars for yours truly. 
-Guitarguy
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 15, 2006 04:02 PM |
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may your replies be composed of disease which burns the eyes of all who bear witness!
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What are you up to
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted August 17, 2006 07:41 AM |
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May your deodorant forever cease to be effective.
-Guitarguy
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 17, 2006 08:05 AM |
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May you forget all known languages and only be able to communicate with smilies.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 17, 2006 08:05 AM |
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May you forever be bound to the smelly Celfious
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted August 19, 2006 05:21 AM |
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May you talk with such bad word structure, you had post worst less sensemakeing sencetences than in one word at a time story.
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 19, 2006 06:49 AM |
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May all babies cry when they see your face.
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Miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted August 19, 2006 06:55 AM |
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May your Iris overlap your retina, causeing you to go blind
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted August 25, 2006 10:37 PM |
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May your computer be destroyed by Turkish Pastries!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 25, 2006 11:06 PM |
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May your elbows find your kneecaps irresistable, and then fornicate.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted August 25, 2006 11:31 PM |
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May your baby kneebows be unable to bend!
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted August 28, 2006 02:12 PM |
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MAY YOU GET MARRIED
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John says to live above hell.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 28, 2006 03:47 PM |
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May your ears spontaneously gush acid at your loved ones.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted August 28, 2006 06:51 PM |
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May you get married to TA.
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted August 29, 2006 04:27 PM |
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May your threads be locked indefinitely and your post limit plummet.
-Guitarguy
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 29, 2006 06:34 PM |
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May the following keys be broken on every keyboard you touch:
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g
u
i
t
a
r
y
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