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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Thread of a Thousand Curses
Thread: The Thread of a Thousand Curses This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
Demon_Child
Demon_Child


Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 31, 2006 03:06 AM

May the blind date you met on the internet chat line turn out to be your mother-in-law.


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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted August 31, 2006 04:47 AM

May you suffer from chronic nausea whilst forever seeing a plate of spam in your mind.

-Guitarguy
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted August 31, 2006 05:54 AM

May your first major concert result in a massive accident involving 16 deaths and probably ducks too.  Yeah, ducks.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted August 31, 2006 06:05 AM

Quote:
mother-in-law

(Hinting that you're already married)

May your muscles grow so big that the reverberations caused by flexing them counteract your spells, and generic bad things happen.
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 31, 2006 11:15 AM

May you be caught shoplifting repeatedly.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 31, 2006 11:45 AM

May you have sex with a braided hairy Woocky
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Dreaming of a Better World

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 31, 2006 12:05 PM

May you grow something Pecu-shaped on your face.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 31, 2006 12:13 PM

May you wear a Woock Halloween face mask
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Dreaming of a Better World

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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
posted September 04, 2006 03:25 AM

May you be repeatedly humped on the leg by a little yapper dog.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted September 04, 2006 05:34 AM

Oh that's just wrong
May you forget your password and be forced to create yet another new account.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted September 21, 2006 09:56 PM

May you always miss the episode of Iron Chef where the challenger reigns supreme.
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uhuh

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pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted September 21, 2006 09:59 PM

May you be both bored and neutered.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

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Consis
Consis


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
posted September 22, 2006 01:44 AM

Mwahahaha!

May your lucky Tuesday underpants/panties/drawers be secretly dipped in an unscented vat of rainbow colored Super-Glue . . . AND YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT ALONG WITH IT!

Love . . .



Thy . . .



Neighbor . . .



Bad Kitty! No!
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I

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RTI
RTI


Adventuring Hero
Now known as Rarensu
posted September 22, 2006 05:26 AM
Edited by RTI at 06:10, 22 Sep 2006.

May Chinese hackers use your computer's hard drive to store thier pirated movie files (which are all in chinese so you can't even watch them).

May Starforce have somehow survived the Gutmann Wipe you did on your hard drive after your HOMM5 Beta expired.

May the feds show up at your house with a warrant to search your computer for pirated materials and while they're poking around they "accidently" reformat your hard drive.

May windows crash and obliderate 50 gaming hours of saves.

May your RAM melt into a pool in the bottom of your computer.

May dialup be eternally the only internet connection available whereever you go.

May all of your posts be given QP penalties.

May random smilies appear in your posts no matter how many times you edit them.

And lastly, may all of your curses suck really really bad.
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Sincerely,
A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.

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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted November 07, 2006 09:06 AM

May you always get the cereal packet with the missing toy
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uhuh

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 07, 2006 09:32 AM

May you have a whole in your work pants & you never notice
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Dreaming of a Better World

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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
posted November 07, 2006 09:33 AM

May you feel uncomfortable. Permanently.
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John says to live above hell.

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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted December 31, 2006 06:38 AM

May your deepest wish come true, and then your memories of the event be lost by amnesia
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uhuh

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted January 02, 2007 06:16 AM

May the next few posts in this thread end up in SPAM Wars.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted January 02, 2007 12:37 PM
Edited by Guitarguy at 14:07, 02 Jan 2007.

May your next several QPs change allegiance and defect to Guitarguy.

-Guitarguy
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