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Iris
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posted September 10, 2006 01:23 AM |
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Woock's Spam Angels - OOC
Three female detectives, The Angels. They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they work for Woockie... that's right, none other than THE Lord Woock himself.
Witness the earth-shaking first encounter of Demon Child, Kookastar, and Iris as shampoo and conditioner join forces to overcome drunken tantrums and maintain all that fabulous hair.
This RP is not exactly a spoof of Charlie's Angels, but it is loosely based on the same idea. We, the Spam Angels, go around the world, fighting crime with SPAM, all the while wearing revealing clothes, maintaining nearly perfect hair, and never breaking a nail. (Are we scaring off the boys yet? Or are we just capturing your attention?  )
Current Characters
Demon Child
Description: A charming and mischievous little devil.
Profession: Chef of some big name restaurant in Los Angeles
Weapons: Blades and explosives
Specialty: Cooking
Kookastar
Description: The token dumb blonde greenette.
Profession: Famous hairdresser for all the Hollywood hotties.
Weapons: Projectiles and hidden darts
Specialty: Disguise
Iris
Description: A feisty and stuck-up tomboy.
Profession: Ex-Cowgirl, Animal Trainer
Weapons: Whips, Lassos, and Bows
Specialty: Outdoing the big boys
Lord Woock
Description: The mysterious and omniscient big boss of the Spammers.
Profession: Unknown
Weapons: Unknown
Specialty: Unknown
Mighty Mage - "John Mighty"
Description: Mighty to the girls and John to his close friend Woock of whom he helps on occasion by being his number one go to man. Also, as the girls keeper, he has been charged with their safety (and helping to choose the day's wardrobe of course).
Profession: Keeper
Weapons: Unknown
Specialty: Being Mighty
Picture:
Celfious
Description: Woock's nemesis. They went to school together and Celfious was number 2, but he found a way to increase my intelligence and power, which cost him his "sanity" (the little he had left). He always had something against the exaggerated powers of good and evil on earth. He felt they shouldn't be here, and they don't belong. He take the word "angels" and "demons" literally and is compelled to destroy them. He is obsessed with destroying anything with powers from the dark or light side.
He is currently going "crazier" and refining his plans of internal destruction.
(There is a logical purpose to his actions. No one can convince him to spare their powers, unless they join the Balance X (his group). He tries to find ways to spare lives, but one time he had to decide between someone's destruction or inducting a terrible new disease which corrupts the nervous system and literally does the opposite of what their brain tells their body to do.)
Profession: Woock's nemisis
Weapons: Unknown
Specialty: Destroying the forces of good and evil
Shadowcaster - "Nahr Rea Torr" (Haha  )
Description: A disembodied voice that shows up from time to time to voice the character's thoughts. He is omniscient, and slowly tires of his role as eternal orator of the lives of others.
Profession: Hovering Entity and Orator Supreme
Weapons: Decibels
Specialty: Dodging a hit
Aculias
Description: The result of a scientist's experiment of combining a Serpent, a Lion, a Goat, and a Human. Somehow his evil experiment went much better than expected. This evil Being has become a super villain. A human body but with three heads of a serpent, a goat & a lion. It also has the intelligence to speak from all 3 heads. Yes, Lion is the deep voice. Serpent the Cobra Commander scratchy voice. Goat the high pitched voice. Fortunately the creature has lost its flame power. It is good with a gun & can see behind itself.  It is the same as any other villain but more intelligent & stronger.
Profession: Super Villain
Weapons: Guns
Specialty: Intelligent, Strong, and can see behind him it them
Picture:
Resigned.  Bai bai, Pecu.
Russ
Description: Little to none is known about this mysterious figure. The very few people who claim to have seen him have very conflicting stories about his appearance or his location. Some say that he doesn't even exist, but the truth is: he DOES exist. He and Aculias are the only ones who know the TRUE story about how Aculias came to life. For years the mad scientist was trying to generically engineer a perfect woman, but he failed. He was so frustrated that he started drinking heavily. During one of those nighs of drinking until passing out, he woke up in a zoo. After waking up, he noticed a bunch of animals looking at him in a strange way. He attributed it to his drunken state. When a goat winked to him, he realized that the drinking has to stop and ran away.
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A few years later a newly reformed mad scientist was once again working in his lab when he heard a loud noise upstairs. He ran up and he saw a strange creature that combined a Serpent, a Lion, a Goat, and a Human. It was wielding 2 UZIs. The middle head was trying to say something, but the mad scientist could not quite comprehend it because of the very poor grammar  Suddenly the mad scientist realized that there was some sort of a connection between him and the strange creature. The creature seemed to have realized that as well... "Father?" said the left head. "Son??!!!" said the mad scientist. They hugged and the creature stayed to tell him the story of his (or its?) life that led him to become a super villain.
Profession: Mad Scientist, creator of the Chimera
Weapons: Chimera
Specialty: Making deadly experiments
TnT_Addict - Villain of Many Faces
Description: A different villain for each episode.
Episode 1: "The Fisherminator." Sent from the future to have his revenge on Iris who flushed his grand grand grand grand grand grand gold fish mother down the toilet. 
Stats: Scaly, tough and awesome body of a Greek fish god. No hair, hair is for suckers. Beautiful round shaped white fish eyes. 3 whiskers meant to pleasure the lady fishes.
Fisherminator is unstoppable... At least he thought so before he met the angels.
Fears: BBQs, large forks, salt
Picture:
Profession: Villain
Weapons: Various
Specialty: Vaious
Baklava - "Bananaman"
Description: Formerly a usual bank robber, this villain fell into a huge barrel of radioactive acid during a conflict with the local police authorities. As the police assumed he was dead, they did not look for the body in the acid. However, this villain survived ending up terribly disfigured - no longer human, he became a banana. But not an ordinary banana - the acid affected his brain positively, so Bananaman is now the most intelligent banana in the universe. This horrible madman now lurks in dark palms seeking revenge on the entire mankind, feeding on making fun of people on Harry Potter fan site chats.
Stats: Very cunning and witty, walks around and fights in a robot shaped like a human which he moves with the power of mind. Without the robot, however, he is not much of a foe (no matter how smart he is, he's still a banana).
Profession: Villain, Banana Robot
Weapons: Giant Robot
Specialty: Being a very intelligent banana, cunning, and witty
Antipaladin - "Boris"
Description: A merciless hired villian who likes to smell hair. He has an unnatural desire for the blood of the angels.
Profession: Villain
Weapons: Two blades and a cutting edge cellphone
Specialty: Typoing people to death
Lith-Maethor - "Multitasker"
Description: Unknown - he appears in many places at once with different appearance and personality, the doctors say he may be completely insane. We agree.
Affiliation: Neutral/Unknown
Current Location: Supposedly a tropical island, with infinite copies of Six and Boomer
Weapons: Toy gun named "Chiana"
Specialties: Confusing people (himself included) with some serious attitude, beating Lord Woock in the mysterius ritual duel known as QQ
FriendOfGunnar - "F"
Description: Kind of like "Q" in the James Bond movies only with a fake Australian accent.
Profession: Spy
Weapons: Guns (?)
Specialty: Charming the ladies (?)
Supersonic - "Jim Raynor"
Description: Extremely handsome, rides a bicycle and makes all the women scream on his sight. Always carries his trusted beretta and never trusts anyone, even though every woman he sees faints. Who knows, maybe Woockie's Angels fall on his charm. No matter what happens, Jimmie is always ready for swashbuckling adventure.
Personality: Mysterious kinda guy, who doesn't really want to stay in one place for too long. Every time a woman asks him, he smiles sadly and refuses. Had a very bad heart break at young age and so dislikes women. He also dislikes other people
Appearance: Brown hair, confident face, white teeth and that smile...
Motorbike:
Blue Kawasaki ZZ4 1400 - light and fast. Ideal if you just want to cruise through motorways trying to forget that there are other people around you.
Weaponry:
Beretta 92FS. Never had to and hopes to never have to use it in the future.
Alignment: Seems neutral, but in the depth of his heart he is good.
RedSoxFan3 - "Retarded Superfan Maniac" (RSF)
Profession: Villain
Weapons: A baseball bat, a pair of underwear that Nolan Ryan wore in one of his many no hitters, and an autographed baseball signed by every Redsox and Yankees Hall of Famer.
Attacks:
Swing - Requires baseball bat. The baseball bat is swung with great force at the body of his opponent.
Bunt - Passive ability. Requires baseball bat. 90% chance to block ranged attacks.
Gross Out 1 - Requires used collector Nolan Ryan underwear. Shows opponent used collector Nolan Ryan underwear. 30% chance to cause opponent to be grossed out. Grossed out opponents have decreased attack and defense by 20%. This ability can stack up to 4 times. Gross Out 1 has a +10% chance to hit against females. Gross Out 1 has a -25% chance to hit against baseball superfans.
Gross Out 2 - Requires used collector Nolan Ryan underwear. Throws used collector Nolan Ryan underwear on to opponent. 75% chance to cause opponent to be grossed out. Grossed out opponents have decreased attack and defense by 20%. This ability can stack up to 4 times. Gross Out 2 has a +25% chance to hit against females. Gross Out 1 has a -25% chance to hit against baseball superfans.
Gross Out 3 - Requires used collector Nolan Ryan underwear. Can only be used while stealthed. Pulls used collector Nolan Ryan underwear over the head of opponent. 100% chance to gross enemy. 25% chance to stun opponent for 5 seconds.
Shock - Requires autographed baseball (1). Shows opponent autographed baseball. 25% chance to stun emeny for 3 seconds. Shock has a +50% chance to hit against baseball superfans. Shock has a -15% chance to hit against females.
Shock Swing - Requires autographed baseball (1), baseball bat, Swing, and Shock. Hits autographed baseball at opponent causing massive damage. 25% chance to hit. 20% chance on hit to knock opponent unconscious. Expends autographed baseball (1)
Charge Mound - Passive ability. When hit with a ranged attack, there is a 10% chance to become enraged for 30 seconds. Being enraged will increase attack speed and power by 50%.
Gawking Audience: Russ
Gom_Jabbar
Description: ?
Profession: ?
Weapons: ?
Specialty: ?
Characters Needed
Keeper: The only person who has met Charlie Woock. None of the Spam Angels have ever seen Woock in person, only his holograms. The Keeper is Woock's eyes and keeps watch over the Angels. And follows them around. And does other stuff too. Maybe. Filled by MightyMage. 
"Villains": We might need different villains for every "mission" the Spam Angels go on. Or, we'll have some main antagonists (preferably 3, to counter the 3 Angels ) and then have additional villains for each separate mission. Filled by Aculias and TnT. Could use more. 
Mad Scientist: Creator of Aculias. Filled by Russ.
Allies: Aid the Angels! Filled by SS. More is welcome.
Gawking Audience: Or else there is no reason for us to dress provocatively. Filled by Russ. More is needed.
Current Plot
Episode 1: One day, three ordinary (but very sexy) girls were minding their own business when a chain of events unfolded that would change their lives forever. From three different worlds they were chosen, each bringing with them unique talents that would culminate in the most sophisticated and well groomed crime fighting team to set high heels on the face of the Earth. Only one force could stand against their wit and might, a force forged for the sole purpose of terminating Woock, and this force was gaining strength as it, too, found a band of warriors to serve this end.
Note: This first episode will establish the characters as Woock forms the Angel team - and the villians (boys? ) band together against them.
Setting
The setting is modern day America with some fantasy elements mixed in. All of the Spam Angels' weapons have something to do with spam (whether it be the deadly fumes or the slimy texture). There will be modern day technology, so that Woock can easily communicate with his Angels. And depending on how things work out, we might throw some special powers in there.
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 10, 2006 04:53 AM |
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A scientist tried an experiment with 4 species.
A Serpant
A Lion
A Goat
A Human.
Somehow his evil exeriment went better then he even thought.
This evil Being has become a super villan.
A human body but with three heads oh a sepant,goat & a Lion.
It also has the intellegence to speak from all 3 heads.
Yes Lion is the deep voice.
Serpant the Cobra Commander scratchy voice
Goat the high pitched voice
Fortunately we lost out flame power.
We are good with a gun & we can see whats behind us
Were the same as any other villan but more intellegent & Stronger .
I wonder who the Scientist is
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted September 10, 2006 09:55 PM |
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Nahr Rae Torr
Description: A disembodied voice that shows up from time to time to voice the character's thoughts. He is omniscient, and slowly tires of his role as eternal orator of the lives of others.
Profession: Hovering Entity and Orator Supreme
Weapons: Decibels
Specialty: Dodging a hit.
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>_>
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 11, 2006 12:38 AM |
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John Mighty: Mighty to the girls and John to his close friend Woock of whom he helps on occasion by being his number one go to man. Also, as the girls keeper, he has been charged with their safety (and helping to choose the day's wardrobe of course.)
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 11, 2006 02:14 AM |
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Hey Boss, did you order pizza?
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 11, 2006 06:07 PM |
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@Mighty LOL
It takes a special talent to come up with a three angels villain. One that I don't have
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 11, 2006 06:22 PM |
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I would pick a different villain for every episode, starting with The Fisherminator
Sent from the future to have his revenge on Iris who flushed his grand grand grand grand grand grand gold fish mother down the toilet.
Stats: Scaly, tough and awesome body of a greek fish god. No hair, hair is for suckers. Beautiful round shaped white fish eyes. 3 whiskers meant to pleasure the lady fishes.
Fears: BBQs, large forks, salt.
Fisherminator is unstopable... At least he thought so before he met the angels.
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Iris
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Supreme Hero
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posted September 12, 2006 01:54 AM |
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Edited by Iris at 02:08, 12 Sep 2006.
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Welcome aboard, everyone!
I'm going to assume that all who posted in here will join the RP at some point (yes?), so I'm gonna add you all in. The empty descriptions will be added in later for those still designing a character.
And we don't have to have 3 angel villain. Just a random idea we decided to throw out there. We'll take what we can get, right girls?
If anyone wants to change his/her character, let me know. ^_^
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 12, 2006 03:49 PM |
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Bananaman
Formerly a usual bank robber, this villain fell into a huge barrel of radioactive acid during a conflict with the local police authorities. As the police assumed he was dead, they did not look for the body in the acid. However, this villain survived ending up terribly disfigured - no longer human, he became a banana. But not an ordinary banana - the acid affected his brain positively, so Bananaman is now the most intelligent banana in the universe. This horrible madman now lurks in dark palms seeking revenge on the entire mankind, feeding on making fun of people on Harry Potter fan site chats.
Stats: Very cunning and witty, walks around and fights in a robot shaped like a human which he moves with the power of mind. Without the robot, however, he is not much of a foe (no matter how smart he is, he's still a banana).
Fears: Monkeys and Arnold Schwarzenneger (which is basically the same)
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 12, 2006 04:57 PM |
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Edited by russ at 17:05, 12 Sep 2006.
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Mad Scientist: Creator of Aculias.
Little to none is known about this mysterious figure. The very few people who claim to have seen him have very conflicting stories about his appearance or his location. Some say that he doesn't even exist, but the truth is: he DOES exist. He and Aculias are the only ones who know the TRUE story about how Aculias came to life. For years the mad scientist was trying to generically engineer a perfect woman, but he failed. He was so frustrated that he started drinking heavily. During one of those nighs of drinking until passing out, he woke up in a zoo. After waking up, he noticed a bunch of animals looking at him in a strange way. He attributed it to his drunken state. When a goat winked to him, he realized that the drinking has to stop and ran away.
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A few years later a newly reformed mad scientist was once again working in his lab when he heard a loud noise upstairs. He ran up and he saw a strange creature that combined a Serpent, a Lion, a Goat, and a Human. It was wielding 2 UZIs. The middle head was trying to say something, but the mad scientist could not quite comprehend it because of the very poor grammar Suddenly the mad scientist realized that there was some sort of a connection between him and the strange creature. The creature seemed to have realized that as well... "Father?" said the left head. "Son??!!!" said the mad scientist. They hugged and the creature stayed to tell him the story of his (or its?) life that led him to become a super villain.
Also, sign me up as a part of the Gawking Audience
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Iris
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Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 12, 2006 06:02 PM |
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Hehehe, cool. I'll add you guys in. ^_^
Just a note, you don't have to sign up as a villain. We need allies too. And family. Maybe.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 12, 2006 08:38 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 20:55, 12 Sep 2006.
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I might be leaving soon but if you want to put me as a villan I'll go for it.
My nemisis is woock. We went to school together and I was number 2, but I found a way to increase my intelligence and power, which cost me my "sanity" (the little I had left). I always had something against the exagerated powers of good and evil on earth, I felt they shouldnt be here, they dont belong. I take the word angels litteraly and I am compelled to destroy them, also demons. I'm obsessed with destroying anything with powers from the dark or light side.
Is that ok??
In the meantime (as I'm not in HC) I am going "crazier" and refining my plans of internal destruction.
I am sane though... There is a logical purpose to my actions! No one will convince me to spare their powers, unless they join the balance X (my group). I try to find ways to spare lives, but onetime I had to decide between someons destruction, or inducting a terrible new disease which corrupts the nervous system and litteraly does the opposite of what their brain tells their body to do. What should I have done :[[[[
(i have to add this terrible infliction can be "outsmarted" so to speak, but you have to manuver yourself in a way which is 10 times as confusing as moving based on what you see in a mirror. )
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What are you up to
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 13, 2006 05:08 AM |
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When I first saw the title to this RP I wanted to just close my browser and never come back to HC, which looking back at my last prioriety check would knock HC down another couple rungs coming right behind cutting my dick off and drinking engine degreaser. Cause ya know I plan to do both of those things at least once in my life if I have nothing better to do.
But then I saw probably the funniest picture ever, or at least all day, or whatever length you decide to define as infinity for the day. Anyway then I decided I really like the idea and I'll read it when I can, but I'm too busy w/ school to join.
But if this RP is a big success and I get the time to join, that means I won't have to resort to drinking engine degreaser or cutting off my genitals to keep myself entertained. So you guys had better make this good, cause I don't really want to do either of those two things.
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Go Red Sox!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 13, 2006 10:38 PM |
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It's soooooo great to see so many cool people being a part of this. Antipaladin AKA Boris has asked me to post this on his behalf...
Name: Boris {Antipaladin}
Description
I am the merciless hireling that likes to smell hair. I have an unnatural desire for the blood of the angels.
Alliance: A villian
Specialties: typoing people to death
Weapons: 2 blades and a cutting edge cellphone.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 13, 2006 10:41 PM |
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 14, 2006 06:22 AM |
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yeah, BORIS is a sorta of genius with hes cutting edge cellphone he can make a matrix thing,and doge bullets,and plates...
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Iris
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Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 14, 2006 11:23 PM |
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Okay! I think we have plenty of characters to get things started. We're going to hold off on adding more characters for the time being. However, the people who are signed up but haven't made a character yet (Foggy? Gom?) can still join.
We hope to have things up and running by this weekend, so please stay tuned.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 15, 2006 02:25 PM |
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I think I'll be around to read what happens. But I'm keepin these two things around just in case things get dull.
*points to a plastic bottle and a pair of hedge clippers*
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Go Red Sox!
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Iris
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Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 17, 2006 11:01 PM |
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Okay, everyone! The IC thread for Woock's Spam Angels is posted! Please let go in and write a brief intro/background/whatever you want on your characters, but if you can, let the angels get in there first. Thanks!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 18, 2006 02:59 AM |
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ah what the hell...
Name: Multitasker
Description: unknown, he appears in many places at once with different appearance and personality, the doctors say he may be completely insane, we agree
Affiliation: Neutral/Unknown
Current Location: supposedly a tropical island, with infinite copies of Six and Boomer
Specialties: confusing people (himself included) with some serious attitude, beating Lord Woock in the mysterius ritual duel known as QQ
Weapons: toy gun named "Chiana"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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