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Vlaad
Admirable
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ghost of the past
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posted March 15, 2008 04:26 PM |
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a one Serb limit
Why do you hate us, Gootch? Is it because we're black?Quote:
Guitarguy, roll initiative.
*giggle*
Looking forward to seeing some kind of plot though.
Oh, just for the record, I smoked for six months and quit four years ago. We were told we'd be a perfect target for a sniper, but when you're sitting for hours in the dark - those seven minutes are too long to pass up...
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted March 15, 2008 05:47 PM |
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Plot!? Who said anything about plot? You know how hard it would be to try to remain true to personalities(with my own special twist of course) and introduce something as mundane as a plot?
No, this is more of an exercise in characterization and dialogue. Consider it a commentary on the human condition and my way of poking at some of the abusurdities in life.
If you want plot, I recommend HC Soap. And don't forget to read all the bleating sheep telling Baklava what he should do next.
Edit: Not that I would ever compare you to bleating sheep. They're bleating sheep. You? You're the awesome stupendous member who seems to think highly of my writing.
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Vlaad
Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
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posted March 16, 2008 12:44 AM |
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Check your HCMs for more bleating.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted March 16, 2008 01:48 AM |
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Nah, he doesn't really hate us. The more I read his posts, the more I see that Gootchie isn't so much a hater (no man able to wear a shark-fin haircut is able to hate  ), as a person too cool not to be a hater. Being an anti-Serb is some sort of a personal trend, like my powerful disliking of republicans or emos (except that we're actually awesome, while republicans and emos are indeed massively imbeciles). And whenever he says "Serb" he actually means "Baklava"
First I was sort of irritated with his desire to go around being cool and awesome, but then I got to know him better and realized that it's probably just something he finds hard to achieve in RL, so he acts it out here - much like MightyMage, who claims he's black, and TnTina, who claims she's male. HC is a place where everyone can be whatever they want to be ^^
That said, Gootchie, I do appreciate you decided to avoid your one-Serb limit and mention me in the show. Respect your enemy and stuff, really chivalrous, made me feel nice. Now I feel sort of bad I forgot to put you in the soap... But if I ever make another season, I'll put you in as my archenemy or something. Between hearing out all the bleating, of course.
I'm not quite sure of the part you'd get, but chances are you'd be British.
Keep up the good work now. I didn't really read much of it, but let's be frank here, you didn't read my soap either
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Vlaad
Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
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posted March 16, 2008 02:03 AM |
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Nah, he doesn't really hate us.
It was a joke.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted March 16, 2008 02:04 AM |
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Edited by baklava at 02:04, 16 Mar 2008.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted March 16, 2008 05:13 AM |
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Nah, he doesn't really hate us. The more I read his posts, the more I see that Gootchie isn't so much a hater (no man able to wear a shark-fin haircut is able to hate ), as a person too cool not to be a hater. Being an anti-Serb is some sort of a personal trend, like my powerful disliking of republicans or emos (except that we're actually awesome, while republicans and emos are indeed massively imbeciles). And whenever he says "Serb" he actually means "Baklava"
First I was sort of irritated with his desire to go around being cool and awesome, but then I got to know him better and realized that it's probably just something he finds hard to achieve in RL, so he acts it out here - much like MightyMage, who claims he's black, and TnTina, who claims she's male. HC is a place where everyone can be whatever they want to be ^^
That said, Gootchie, I do appreciate you decided to avoid your one-Serb limit and mention me in the show. Respect your enemy and stuff, really chivalrous, made me feel nice. Now I feel sort of bad I forgot to put you in the soap... But if I ever make another season, I'll put you in as my archenemy or something. Between hearing out all the bleating, of course.
I'm not quite sure of the part you'd get, but chances are you'd be British.
Keep up the good work now. I didn't really read much of it, but let's be frank here, you didn't read my soap either
You just might be the first person who caused others to feel sympathy for me, for which I am none too happy about. I neither desire nor seek other peoples' sympathies and have ever endeavored to make sure I didn't receive any of that most unwelcome support.
I offered you an olive branch, which you promptly threw away. At the very least I hoped you would have used it to scratch that itch of nationalism that is omnipresent on your back. It was of course your right to discard my offer thus, and it was therefore my right to feel my hopes for you were overblown. I was content to ignore you for the most part; yet you insist on grabbing my attention.
Yes Baklava, you have my attention. Now normally I would be treating you the way a plumber treats a backed up toilet. However, you have caught me in something of a transition in my life. You have a strong enough presence on these boards that you deserve to be in this thread. And so, you will be making a very special appearance in the near future.
Let me be perfectly clear though. Your attempts to analyze my behavior only show your marked lack of understanding of people. And that is an unfortunate byproduct of your age. If you manage to survive ten more years, you can look back fondly on these musings and predictions of yours and have a good laugh about them. I do already.
You're not my enemy Baklava. I was the one who started it between us and completely forgot about it, not realizing the depth of resentment about the Kosovo situation many in your neck of the woods had.
And don't feel bad about not putting me in your soap. I'm not in, have ever been, nor have had any desire to be a part of your circle jerk of mealy-mouthed, self-congratulating toddlers. If you were all in the same class, you guys would make sure you were on the same kickball team everytime.
As for any future plans as your arch-nemesis in your stories, you of course know that if you make me British, that will be taken as an act of unprovoked aggression and will be dealt with.
Now, don't you have some fifteen year old girlfriend of yours you should be dry humping?
Edit: Fixed. I'm trying real hard to be a shepherd.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 16, 2008 05:55 AM |
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Aww The Gootchy I feel so bad for you
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Dreaming of a Better World
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted March 16, 2008 01:19 PM |
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At the very least I hoped you would have used it to scratch that itch of nationalism that is omnipresent on your back.
I actually tried to, but I guess it's more of a scar than an itch. Can't really be scratched away. :\
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Your attempts to analyze my behavior only show your marked lack of understanding of people.
I thought that adding TnT and MightyMage in the same sentence obviously showed that I'm not being serious...
Geez.
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You're not my enemy Baklava.
Mkay then. It's not fun anymore.
I guess I'll just go hang around with my self congratulating toddlers then. Though I am interested in the very special appearance I am soon to make. ...Oh my God you're not making me British, are you? 
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money,
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Howlin Wolf
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted March 21, 2008 05:35 AM |
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*bump*
And the story continues.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted March 24, 2008 08:14 PM |
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*after having read the whole story*
Very well done Mr. Gootch... very well written and played out indeed!
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted March 24, 2008 10:28 PM |
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Thats right anything for my Pannie Bear.  Just bite his thumb? I think not. I'll kick his *** all the way to his next B-Day. I don't bite, thats more gay than Richard Simons humping a rainbow....
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted March 27, 2008 02:58 PM |
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More PLEASE!!!!!!! More biting, thats just hot.....
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted April 02, 2008 06:08 PM |
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Another QP is in order here.....
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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isabelyes
Fierce Battlegriffin
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posted April 02, 2008 06:11 PM |
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3 posts in a row...that's new...
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted April 02, 2008 06:35 PM |
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New to who?
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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isabelyes
Fierce Battlegriffin
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posted April 02, 2008 06:38 PM |
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well it's just not very common.
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Setitetart
Known Hero
Reality check....
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posted May 25, 2008 01:06 AM |
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Guitarguy: I didn't say that! I dodge!
RedSoxFan: Ok, what's your Dex+Dodge?
Guitarguy[scans character sheet]: Uh, 3?
Lith-Maethor: *snorts*
RedSoxFan: What? Why is it so low?
Guitarguy: I was a rocker. I didn't put anything into Dodge. I put it all into performance for both singing and guitar, good looks, and sense of fashion.
Hahahaha...*hysterical* But ummm...I didn't put anything into dodge.
Ahhahaha...Hahah..hehe.
God that's great. The whole thing is awesome.
How in the heck did I miss this one?
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"Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart, just in case?"
~ Peter Lorre to Vincent Price at Bela Lugosi's funeral
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 25, 2008 01:22 AM |
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I want to suck your blood.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted May 27, 2008 09:47 PM |
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It is one of the best master pieces on here.
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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