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Elvin
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posted June 27, 2009 04:49 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 16:52, 27 Jun 2009.
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Uwe sucks badly 
Edit: Here is a piece of his brilliance for reference, Bloodrayne 2. As if the first wasn't terrible enough.
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Fauch
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posted June 27, 2009 04:52 PM |
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stupidest movie?
maybe the quest for the holy grail, but it was good 
I'm not so sure, since I saw it a long time ago, but I think last action hero was stupid too, but funny also 
about bad movies, it's harder. I can think of one, apparently it was a story from stephen king. the setting was really cheesy, an old village in an american desert, they probably didn't even have the phone. I think it was about trucks getting alive and attacking the village, it was ridiculous, I think I only watched like 30min of it. it was called "trucks" I think.
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VokialBG
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posted June 27, 2009 05:02 PM |
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Alone in the dark wasn't THAT bad... cuz he was producer only  I wonger how he manage to go so much stipid movies, he is like King of the Stupid movies
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TheDeath
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posted June 27, 2009 05:02 PM |
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As if the first wasn't terrible enough.
The first one was somewhat decent. Putting it in the same boat as Troll 2 makes me
How many people actually say that a movie sucks if they see Uwe Boll somewhere in the credits rather than the actual movie?
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Fauch
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posted June 27, 2009 05:13 PM |
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I don't think I have seen a movie from him
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Mytical
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posted June 28, 2009 12:46 PM |
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I am legand. Even Mr. Smith could not save this movie. It was more a narritive then a movie, and a bad narritive at that. I just did not like the movie.
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VokialBG
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posted June 28, 2009 12:48 PM |
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I am legand. Even Mr. Smith could not save this movie. It was more a narritive then a movie, and a bad narritive at that. I just did not like the movie.
I think it's based on novel, never seen it.
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Mytical
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posted June 28, 2009 12:49 PM |
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For some reason it got rave reviews from a lot of people. It was rather boring for me however.
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william
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posted June 28, 2009 12:53 PM |
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I'm not so sure, since I saw it a long time ago, but I think last action hero was stupid too, but funny also
Nah that movie wasn't stupid. I have it. It's a satisfying action movie with a fair share of funny moments in it. 
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Elvin
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posted June 28, 2009 01:00 PM |
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I am legend wasn't a bad movie, just records the life of a 'modern' castaway as he tries to battle all adversities when all hope seems lost. It succeeds in that, however it leaves you a bitter taste.
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Mytical
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posted June 28, 2009 01:06 PM |
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I will agree to disagree with you on that Elvin . Lets see..what other terrible movies have I seen..that I can remember. (One benefit of having a horrible memory is forgetting things you'd rather forget ).
Dare I go into the Star Wars 1 area? Hmm rabid fans vs wanting to save people from having to endure this movie... Just a horrible, horrible movie.
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wog_edn
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posted June 28, 2009 01:14 PM |
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Troll 2 ... the worst movie I've ever seen!
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Elvin
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posted June 28, 2009 01:16 PM |
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Didn't particularly like the first movie but it introduced some iconic figures and memorable scenes. A movie that can pull this off cannot be a bad movie. Music, feeling, scenery, they did a pretty good job. It was imaginative even if it had a few cliches.
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baklava
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posted June 28, 2009 03:29 PM |
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It's Alcibiades 25 years from now!
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kipshasz
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posted June 28, 2009 04:05 PM |
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ROFL, Baklava, just ROFL...
@TheDeath: i liked House of the Dead. mostly for the badguy... but Bloodrayne sucked totaly. everything was done so cheap...
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kesnar
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posted June 28, 2009 04:30 PM |
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I am legend wasn't a bad movie, just records the life of a 'modern' castaway as he tries to battle all adversities when all hope seems lost. It succeeds in that, however it leaves you a bitter taste.
Well It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't something really good like it was potrayed...
Also it gives you nothing to think, it's just a movie, in contrast with the book, which is set in different time and generally with a lot of differences, but with a meaning
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DagothGares
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posted June 28, 2009 06:45 PM |
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I am legend originally had a different, GOOD ending, but the proof audience didn't like so they scratched it. 
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Not only does the book end in a similar way, but it in fact was the entire freaking point of the book. That's where the title "I Am Legend" came from, Neville's realization at the end that the vampires were the good guys and that he was the monster of their legends, since he had been mindlessly driving stakes through their heart at every opportunity. Maybe a title like So I'm The ******* would have been clearer.
Because test audiences apparently didn't like the original ending, the studio opted to go with a new one in which Neville fights back against the vampires to protect his new allies. He does so by igniting a grenade about two inches from their face, destroying the once-safe stronghold and severely injuring his companions. It should also be noted that going by the original ending, Will Smith just murdered scores of reasoning creatures who were attempting to rescue a little girl.
This brings up the other problem, which is that all of the little hints that had been inserted along the way indicating the creatures had intelligence (the complex traps they set, the same creature reappearing in some kind of leadership role) are completely ignored. In the new ending, the vampires are mindless savages with no other purpose but general horror movie mayhem.
Perhaps the saddest thing about all this is that it shows that no one involved really believed in the message of the final product. They didn't produce a film in order to convey any kind message, they just strung together a bunch of cool scenes and called it a movie. One more reason why audience feedback isn't always the best guide, as anyone who has read YouTube comments will happily tell you.
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Fauch
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posted June 28, 2009 07:03 PM |
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I'm not so sure, since I saw it a long time ago, but I think last action hero was stupid too, but funny also
Nah that movie wasn't stupid. I have it. It's a satisfying action movie with a fair share of funny moments in it.
well, there were some quite stupid parts in the film (unrealistic) if I remember well, which made it funny.
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william
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posted June 30, 2009 11:54 AM |
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Well yes there are. Most movies, however, aren;t meant to be realistic, they're meant to be entertaining, and Last Action Hero is definitely entertaining. I agree with you though, there are some stupid parts in the movie but they're funny and it somewhat, imo, adds to the appeal of the movie.
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Mytical
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posted July 02, 2009 10:51 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 02:34, 03 Jul 2009.
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Take about a 15 minute (if that much) and stretch it out to over an hour. How? By calling it Vantage Point and show the same scene multiple times. It may be the absolute worst movie ever.
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