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violent_flower
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posted November 29, 2006 08:42 PM |
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
Ok I know that I may be a bit to old for such a letter but what the hell I will give a shot. My letters or thoughts in the past to you have always included such things as:
1. I would love a warm a fuzzy robe so I will not get ice icicles hanging from certain parts of my body when exiting the shower.
2. I would enjoy an espresso maker to make my own starbucks coffee in.
3. My car could use new seat covers and my bed could use new sheets.
4. If you are not to busy I would like you to take care of things in your free time such as world peace and mislead republicans.
So as you can see the requests have always been quit selfish and had absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. Anymore Christmas has nothing to do with CHRISTmas, so I will leave that alone. This year my request goes something like this:
1. I would love for other people to see the good in one another and embrace it.
2. I would love to finally meet myself, as I don’t think I ever have.
3. I want certain memories erased and others enhanced.
4. I would love for all children to be just that, children. That they may never feel pain or feel unloved as they grow.
5. Trustworthy and honest to be the first things that we are and last thing that we judge, for all people have their own reasons and their own stories.
6. And one more thing if it not too much; the end of contemporary distortion of what life with another should be like and allow reality to be there so we could begin to make our own paths in life based on that and not fantasy. Start being honest with ourselves and those that we care about.
For some this time of year is joyful and full of fun shopping days and religious enhancement. For others this time of year is dreary and uneventful. It just makes the worse part of their lives seem more dreadful and it enhances horrible childhood memories of having no one to love them not even at Christmas. To all my HC friends, I hope that this Holiday brings you joy and that you learn something about yourselves that may even change the path that you take today.
Merry Christmas…
VF
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kookastar
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posted November 29, 2006 09:09 PM |
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good book
warm body
coconuts 
and maybe a magic carpet ride 
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violent_flower
Promising
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Almost there.
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posted November 29, 2006 09:18 PM |
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Quote:
good book
warm body
coconuts
and maybe a magic carpet ride
Reading a good book, while getting a magic carpet ride (oh, I meant taking a magic carpet ride, silly me) by a warm body after they feed you coconuts... Wow what a Christmas...
You spending your somewhere warm kookie..or cookie, thats even better..
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kookastar
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posted November 29, 2006 09:30 PM |
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I wasn't thinking of that kind of magic carpet ride... I meant one that flies through the clouds and takes you to interesting places
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violent_flower
Promising
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Almost there.
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posted November 29, 2006 09:45 PM |
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So was I...
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 29, 2006 10:09 PM |
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Dear santa
(im not christian nor do i belive in it but)
1.i want piece in this world,no more war in here,im too sick of it,i wish all states just leave each other alone.
2.i wish a one night i can have a normal sleep,without any worrys furstiation for 8 hours.
3. i wish to find a solution for my frindes problams
4.i wish i could end all the bad stuff ever.
5.i wish i could think the above.
6. i wish i could make other people stop thinking i can do in 4.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 30, 2006 06:58 AM |
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Dear Santa
I want to own this forum so I could fix things because there's too much spam in the Tavern.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted November 30, 2006 07:58 AM |
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Dear Santa...
- this year, please go crazy
- please send a bomb to Virginia
- get off your fat ass and start rewarding and punishing adults as well
- please give us a brand new and remade Neverwinter Nights 2
- please stop those idiots from cancelling yet another sci-fi show
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted November 30, 2006 05:43 PM |
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[- Quote:
please send a bomb to Virginia
Um, bad blood in this great state????
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 01, 2006 12:24 PM |
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no, Virginia...
I was not talking about a state
PS: Santa, send 200.000 euro to the Ryzom people
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted December 01, 2006 10:45 PM |
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I know what you meant, humor my dear Watson...
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted December 09, 2006 01:30 PM |
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nice thread
Seriously..I don't want anything ..
Anything I wish for always comes with a special clause.. you know..the tiny print.
SO I wish for nothing and enjoy what I have
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted December 09, 2006 06:42 PM |
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Romana!
You're back!!! Yay! First Hexa and now you! Welcome back! It's so nice to see you have come back!
What the heck have you been up to?
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted December 11, 2006 08:22 PM |
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Hehehe:
I want the Ark of the Covenant I dont know why, just to have it
I want to know where is the "Grave" of Jimmy Hoffa 
I want a key for all bank safes
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Evanescense
Hired Hero
Smart, Cute and funny.
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posted December 12, 2006 01:17 AM |
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Dear santa,
I NEED A LAPTOP YOU IDIOT!!!
NOT GLOVES
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted December 14, 2006 01:57 AM |
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For the love of God if anyone sends me another duplicate Christmas card that with the same damn letter that they have sent to everyone else I’m going to kick them in the jaw. What is that?
Dear Everyone,
I’m writing you this letter to let you know how our family has been this last year (as if we care.) Johnny, Susie, Danny, and my cheating husband are all do well. The hubby has been making his way to the nineteen year old neighbors house every chance he gets. I will be sending out video of that next year along with a fruitcake.
I don’t like you enough to actually personalize a letter for you so you get this same crappy letter as everyone else does. As you can tell I have gotten lazier and have ordered a stamp with all the family names including the dog. This process should make my ridiculous impersonalized letter get out to you that much quicker. I hope to receive the same crappy letter about you and your boring family soon. I want you to know that I open the card over the trashcan so the letter will dispose immediately.
Thank you for your time and I hope John and Anne Oh ****, I mean George and Anne have a great Christmas.
Love,
Us
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 14, 2006 02:36 AM |
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Dear Santa, I would like to know why my post was deleted. An apology would be nice as well.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted December 14, 2006 05:52 AM |
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Edited by pandora at 05:54, 14 Dec 2006.
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It was deleted because offtopic posting is for the VW not here, yours wasn't the only one.
Sorry.
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted December 26, 2006 03:08 PM |
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Dear Santa........YOU ARE FRICKEN SWEET!!!!!!!
thanks dude!
I LOVE THAT YOU GOT ME THE IPOD NANO I WANTED!!!!!!
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