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MightyMage
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posted April 19, 2007 07:35 AM |
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McTemple of Worship-Open For Business
It has come to the attention of many of us that the Vee Dub is becoming a godless community- all of you spiraling off into oblivion with no religion or Namus...
Anyway, the voices in my head suggested that Shadow Pan and myself rule the world.. which is far, far too insane. As there was so obviously a vacancy of the deity variety, we are pleased to reveal our true beings and open a Temple of McWorship dedicated to:
Consis- The Newest employee and God of mis-orders,cold fries, and warm soda. He'll seduce you with his acne stained face and inability to follow simple directions. It's not that he's lazy, it's just that he doesn't care. 
MightyMage- God of Deliciousness, cool threads (as in clothes), The Drive Thru, and Fried goodness. Would you like me to super size that? 
Pandora- (she's a chick!  ) Goddess of Canadian-French Fries and Burgers. Her flipping skills are unmatched by anyone. Rumors claim Pandora is so in tune with Canadian Nature, that when she accidentally locked herself in the freezer, she was able to last for a WHOLE WEEK! To this day we don't know how it happened...or why we never bothered to look for her.
Cower before us mere mortals! We call for a day of feasting on our delicious fast food and rains of Coke-a-Cola from the sky (we can do that, we are awesome like that)!
If you pay fitting tributes in your worship, we will grant you your hearts desire.. If you displease us, you will be smited!!
Once in a while we may even make some of you into employees to share our food discount!!! w00t!!!
We leave you to begin your worship....will that be cash or charge? Fries with that?
Temple of Worship-Open For Business
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 19, 2007 10:05 PM |
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Screw this place. I don't care how delicious the food is. Stupid Shadowcaster keeps ****ing up my orders. I ask for two cheeseburgers and he gives me a filet of fish and a taco supreme. McDonalds doesn't even sell Taco Supremes.
Come to the BK Lounge and have it your way.
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Go Red Sox!
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Consis
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posted May 08, 2007 05:52 PM |
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Edited by Consis at 17:53, 08 May 2007.
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MWAHAHAhahaha!
I really think this ought to sit in the Tavern. I wanna be in it! Please revive this thread and give it life! It's a good thread. It would also be an excellent staging ground for the coming between McDonalds and Burger King. To the winner go the spoils! HAHahaha! WAR! WAR!
LET'S HAVE A McREVIVAL FOR ALL THE McMEMBERS WHO COME HERE! DEATH TO THE BURGERKNIGHTS OF KINGSONIANVILLE! YOU SHALL NOT RUE THE DAY! DIE SCUM! GO CHOKE ON A STACK OF CHEMICALLY ALTERED PANCAKES!
MY McGODS SHALL SMITE THEE TO OBLIVION!
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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vhilhu
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posted May 08, 2007 06:10 PM |
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who is shadowcastor anyway
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Two little Gnoll boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little Gnoll boy left all alone;
He went and hung himself and then there were none.
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Consis
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posted May 09, 2007 01:27 AM |
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Actually
His name is Shadowspanker because he's a traitorous BurgerKing hopper. I think the guy deserved what he got. And if he ever comes back then he'll get a face full of McSmackdown. That's right, he'll get the big phat beatdown from yours truly. He doesn't know pain until he's met my extra special supersized McArse-whoopin! Anyone want some of this? You want some?
WHO ELSE WANTS SOME! ....that's what i thought
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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MightyMage
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posted May 09, 2007 04:01 PM |
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Brother Consis. You have pleased your McGods.
Have some coupons. 50 cents off of a Big Mac Value Meal.  
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Consis
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posted May 09, 2007 06:02 PM |
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o.O .....Ohhhhh .....
I shall take my God-given prizes and use them to recruit new members into my Mclegions of McStorm troopers! We shall amass at dawn for the coming war. Then we plot and THEN WE ATTACK the enemy!
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pandora
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posted May 09, 2007 08:18 PM |
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This thread won't be moved unless MightyMage corrects his blasphemous error.
The Goddess is most displeased.
You will be punished MightyMouse 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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MightyMage
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posted May 09, 2007 09:23 PM |
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Hey, if Djive can be a female then I'm sure if you try real hard, you could act like a guy.
Another good example is Wesley. For the past few months he had everyone thinking he was an annoying female.
So until you proove otherwise, your're still a guy.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 09, 2007 09:38 PM |
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Bwahahaha! This thread will never make it to Tavern.
Pandora I offer you to join the side of the right. Join the BK Lounge where you can have it your way. You want to be a woman? Then we can set you up with a great doctor who can make it happen. However we have a single condition. BK Lounge must be moved to Tavern. And Temple of McWorship must remain in Wastelands.
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pandora
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posted May 09, 2007 09:52 PM |
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You both deserve an eternity in a vat of super sour ram's testicles - with nothing for entertainment but Aculias singing Beatles tunes while poledancing naked.
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Consis
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posted May 09, 2007 10:53 PM |
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Outrage!
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BK Lounge must be moved to Tavern. And Temple of McWorship must remain in Wastelands.
Over my dead Mcbody you fiend! Get thee back to the hell that spawned your unholy filth! Burgatus infamatus! See what treachery!
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Aculias singing Beatles tunes while poledancing naked.
Hey that might be entertaining .... IN BURGER HELL that is! Mwahaha what an inventive and creative form of torture you seem to have imagined my dear Pandora! You should definitely come work for our breakfast Mcmuffin team. They could use your *ahem* talents.
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SwampLord
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posted May 09, 2007 11:07 PM |
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May I become an underpaid cashier? In exchange for free fries, of course. McDonalds FTW!
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pandora
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posted May 09, 2007 11:29 PM |
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Hmm, Consis - it may sound entertaining to you now... but while pole dancing naked things can *ahem* get caught... and believe me the bloodcurdling screams of Aculias are torture like you've never known
And nope, I'll never join you - not so long as I've been so horribly wronged by the not-so-delicious after all MightyMeany.
If you want to know the truth about him, he's actually become rather bland.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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MightyMage
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posted May 10, 2007 04:53 AM |
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How...how could you?
I'm Delicious!
I was merely prodding at you in an attempt to make you post a picture proving you are in fact a woman....wait that still sounds wrong...never mind. I'll make you a goddess I guess.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 10, 2007 07:53 AM |
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OOC: I dunno I think Pandora's wrath gives this thread some hilarity.
I think to persuade those who still don't believe I will say some proverbs...
If a tree fell in the woods and no one heard it, did it make a sound?
If something is delicious, but it's not what you ordered, is it still delicious?
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Consis
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posted May 10, 2007 06:00 PM |
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Edited by Consis at 18:02, 10 May 2007.
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Indeed It Is!
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If something is delicious, but it's not what you ordered, is it still delicious?
Not so puzzling once you apply the question to the McDonald's secret sauce recipe, is it.
Indeed all things good must surely originate from all things McHuman. In fact the origin of our entire species could be traced back through the ages to a time of great monkey Mchappiness. Those were days weren't they? When all the primates gathered together in the spirit of good food and plenty of fun. Why....there were Mcbanannas, McCoconuts, Mcfleas, and Mcwoman-apes. Ofcourse all of that changed when we evolved and fashioned newly hand-made Mctools which were specially made to help us carve our favorite Ostrich egg Mcmuffins. Back then we still had the Dodo triple combo offering not only the bird and some dried grass but also a very appealing fruit basket(super sizeable ofcourse) of freshly picked blueberries and grapes. What people don't know is that this was actually where Barney the purple dinosaur actually got his big break. He caused quite the dividing schism in the Mcbusiness after traitorously flipping sides to the baboons and their awful-tasting circular burger patties. And what exactly was that patty made of anyhow? You see that was before fire had been mastered. It kind of makes you wonder doesn't it? Those baboons and their conveniently round little burger innovations .... HA! What a scam. What people don't know is that this was actually when the sesame seeds were ingeniously used to attract birds to come down and peck at the buns. That was our greatest competition. It was like ordering a burger and getting chicken with your meal! Oh if I ever find the monkey who thought of such an intelligent idea I'd wring his filthy little neck! And then I'd say, "Hey! You monkey! You filthy monkey! Eat used bananna peals you nasty little creature! You like that? WELL I JUST WIPED MY ARSE WITH IT!"
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MightyMage
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posted May 14, 2007 05:20 AM |
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There, I kept my end of the bargin oh Canadian Princess. Now come on back and accept your worship or so help me I'll revive the F.O.G. and move it to the Tavern.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Consis
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posted May 14, 2007 05:39 PM |
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Hmm ....
Bow to the Goddess? That would depend on the manner of her appearance! And does she smell like a vat of boiling vegetable oil or a stinging burning scent of chemical plastic that comes inside every Burger King toy package! A woman that smells like fresh fries could do so much more for a man than one that might have come from the Burger King toy-making factory. While the former lifts your inner pheramones to denoument, the latter would knock out a 600lb pregnant rhino whom has only just gorged on a truck load of coffee and sugar!
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Spectrum
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Plan B
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posted May 14, 2007 07:41 PM |
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or so help me I'll revive the F.O.G. and move it to the Tavern.
F.O.G...FriendOfGunnar??
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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