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kookastar
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posted July 01, 2007 02:25 AM |
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Girls can be fun too!
A world without men is a very scary thought though. Not for gootch's reasons - to rule the world though. Guys backstab as much as anyone in politics and big business, that is how they get there. The days of men telling it how it is to your face in white collar jobs is definately on the out - they manipulate the situation, play with words, or have others do their dirty work. {or steal all the money and run off to another country  }. Which means that really, women could do this more efficently uhuh 
There are so many families now without a 'father' that I don't see that single mums, or lesbians should be prevented from accessing the services that married couples can in terms of IVF etc. {as long as they can support the child of course}.
It seems that almost anyone can pop out a baby, without any thought or consideration. Society tells teenagers that it is wrong to give the child up/abort and then hands them money so that they can afford to bring the child up. What is wrong with helping mum's who do consider it, and just don't have the sperm filled scrotum to get her there? heehee
I don't think I would want to live without men. We are genetically predisposed to finding all those frustrating nuances fascinating It's the dichotomy that makes life interesting, the totally incomprehensible differences in brain reasoning that drive women to try to understand them.
I dunno
*shrug*
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You know though, growing up most of my close friends were guys. It took me over 20 years to really appreciate female friendship, but when I did, I realised how fun we really are. I've laughed just as hard with chicks as guys. I also think we have more of a free spirit - it's heaps easier to get a chick to run down the beach half naked in the middle of the night singing into the stars than a guy.
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Aculias
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posted July 01, 2007 12:33 PM |
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SOmeone must of erased it but I did say You women wouldnt run around naked in front of us guys though.
We only get half the fun.
Then again it is fun also.
Keeps our suspense up on what yall look like .
I will say it for us guys.
We love looking, we cant help it & it makes the misstress jealous.
YES Val looks at women too.
Lich,Lich King.
I am sure Willy is even old enough to stare by now .
Now if we had a world without women.
Dreadful!!!
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kookastar
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posted July 02, 2007 12:57 AM |
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I did say half naked btw {bikinis}
I was thinking about this in the shower yesterday, what would it be like to be born into a world without men, or the reverse, no women {it will eventually be possible in the future}.
It was a strange world indeed. I was wondering if productivity would increase, would it be easier to focus on work, would we not lose so many girls to 'boy infactuation'? Would science, technology, the environment all progress more rapidly without the distraction and obsession?
Then I imagined having a daughter that would never know the touch of a man, and it was a very sad vision.
Ultimately, I guess the lust and love would just be directed towards members of the same sex, so it would be redundant.
Unless we geneticaly modify people so that they don't feel lust. This too would be sad. hmmmmmm
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Aculias
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posted July 02, 2007 02:03 AM |
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What if i was the only man in the world .
I am sure if no men existed.
There would be a productive way a woman gets by.
Then again I wouldnt want to know if no women were around how we would get by 
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violent_flower
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posted July 02, 2007 04:35 PM |
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Yes Kook your right that women can be fun as well. I guess that I have just not met the right girl yet. I have a hard time breaking down the idea that building a racecar or throwing a Ripe metallic green on a 69 Gs is actually cool. I’m interested in things that I guess are more centered on guy activities.
Half naked on a beach sounds fun though, so I guess you can pick me up at the airport around seven?  As I get older I do see more of a need to at least try to bond with my own gender and slowly that is starting to take place.
I would not want to live in a world without guys; to me this would be chaos and really no fun at all. As you said, a mans touch cannot be replicated or replaced by anything. As long as the hands that caress my little girl (when she is like fifty years older) are warm and caring and not abusive.
Men, you have a lot of good uses left in you and don’t worry we love your attention to much to go around and create a bunch of babies with our own marrow.
Oh, Acu, you could not handle all of us...
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Aculias
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posted July 02, 2007 06:05 PM |
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Maybe a wrestling match is required .
You better have some fun Kookie Sue when she flies after you .
You seen that pic with her friend .
You could be on the pic too
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Setitetart
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posted July 07, 2007 11:12 PM |
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men are kinnda slow.
No we're not. We just happen think think on a different plane than women.
Okay first of...
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Hehehe, haha...*ahem*
Men ARE kind of slow, I'd even go so far as to say usually you have to drive stakes to see if they are processing.
Men THINK on a different plane?
Oh yeah? Like which dimension are we talking about here? Because where ever it IS...it's pretty far out there buddy. LOL
You said talking to women is like learning a foreign language, and what pray tell do you suppose translating men's grunts, ticks, and groans are?
Funny enough women understand men just fine despite the caveman speak. LOL
I had to laugh and I have NO idea HOW I missed this the first time around....but i HAD to edit just so I could heckle this a bit...too fun.
Gootch said:
Edit: Strictly speaking on the piece I think it is great that lesbian couples may have a way of producing children. Yes men might be scientifically obsolete in the future but come on, we all know that we're needed for other things besides providing the occasional sperm...farting in public...scratching our crotches while standing in line...smelling bad after work(actually women get off on that)...occasionally taking out the trash...dutifully accepting women's nagging....
Oh my gods you make me laugh..."we're needed for other things besides providing the occasional sperm (well obviously we wont need you for that much longer either)...farting in public (WHO needs THAT?!?!?)...scratching our crotches while standing in line (Again I scream to the heavens...WHO needs THAT?!?!?!)...smelling bad after work
I AM one of those nerds that happens to love the smell of oil and dirt and grease of machinery...ask my hubby I take long whiffs of him after work and even HE thinks I am a nut for doing it. LOL
Gootch goes on to say that:
...occasionally taking out the trash...dutifully accepting women's nagging....
I can take out the trash faster than any man in MY house and the nagging....you probably had it coming. LOL
Oh god Logan you make me laugh.....
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violent_flower
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posted July 09, 2007 05:07 AM |
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So after we procreate by ourselves will the laws change, will women start to become moody with themselves and then divorce themselves. Does this mean that one would have to pay herself child support and every other weekend visitations? LOL
***"It's my weekend, no it's my weekend! Oh stop talking to yourself you crazy *****."
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Aculias
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posted July 09, 2007 06:35 AM |
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Women are never satisfied orless they got something to &^%$# about.
Even if they dont have any reasons.
They make up something
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antipaladin
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posted July 09, 2007 12:08 PM |
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world without women? BLESPHEMY!!!
that would Condemet us to a world of only right hands 
While the woman is so much better replaisment 
btw i think i can handle all of you,at the same time.
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Setitetart
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posted July 17, 2007 01:16 AM |
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So after we procreate by ourselves will the laws change, will women start to become moody with themselves and then divorce themselves. Does this mean that one would have to pay herself child support and every other weekend visitations? LOL
***"It's my weekend, no it's my weekend! Oh stop talking to yourself you crazy *****."
But wait....LMAO...I do that anyway.
What does THAT mean?
HAHAHA divorce ourselves and pay ourselves child support...HAHAHAHA.
So what happens then do you suppose if I don't take my kids to visitation with myself?
It could be one ugly fight with yourself. LMAO
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violent_flower
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posted July 17, 2007 01:20 AM |
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Well we already have sex with ourselves more than our man so lets just wrap this up already...
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Miru
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posted July 17, 2007 05:57 AM |
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men are kinnda slow.
No we're not. We just happen think think on a different plane than women.
...Men ARE kind of slow...
Well, I hate to say this, and whenever someone (someone male) does, flames follow, but staistically men are above on most points*, so don't get to sure.
*for those who don't want to read the article, its follow ups, and citations some key points were:
^Men are 35 points higher on sat
^Women 2 points above on memory, with Men 3.3 to 5 overall, on IQ
^Men have greater variance
^Men are 1 point higher on IQ (different test), and had more variance
^Mass wise (average) Men 1325 grams, Women1144 grams
^Volume wise Men 1442 CMcubed, Women 1332 CMcubed
^Matter type Men have 6x more grey, Women 10x more white
However, due to the variance while the average man may be "smarter", due to the variance factor, most are slow, with a few really smart. It is because of differences, and variance that it is so hard to compare, but with an absolute one or the other (note: this is only for those who need a straight answer), men are smarter.
I'm willing to take the heat I signed up for by posting this, but know that I'm not using it derogatorily, and not in VW, etc..
Sorry for the Hi-Jack
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Well we already have sex with ourselves more than our man so lets just wrap this up already...
And here we are with this:
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
Shame one you!
Now on to my actual post.
Two things;
A) If women ...err.. "breed" with them selves that would have two effects:
I)Short term (3 - 7 generations of this), there would be a higher (assuming a significant portion of females... participate) number of females, and those would not want their kids to have to live a life without a father, like they did (or perhaps they would avoid men in general, but I think not), not only increasing selection for us guys, but increasing pressure on the females to look good, and be smart. Great for me, horrible for them.
II)Long term (8+ generations), Crossing Over (a special part of meiosis, crucial to evolution) would become a multiplies (though only like 1.1x) to the what would be by then big problem of inbreeding.
B)Most sex isn't for impregnation, so (hopefully) those numbers won't decline.
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GothCowboy
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posted July 21, 2007 07:23 PM |
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VF what you percieve as being able to handle many technologies at once with percision, and a man's response to what a woman says, are two entirely different things.
a computer, gaming system, and any other technology is not going to make the man sleep on the couch. a knee jerk comment will land the man on the couch. so a man must take into consideration the tone and body language at the same time, then he must come up with the most likely response that will keep him in the good.
you make a mistake on the computer, you can redo, but with a woman, there are no redo's, and you never live it down. wording and body language are everything, and that means on both sides of the discussion or argument.
as for man being obsolete, can we get real for once. men and women need each other in many ways, sex is one, but there are others as well. take for example the joke of the shopping. the staement was that men think with their heads and women think with their hearts. that means that you need to have emotion as well as logic when you are thinking about life's decisions.
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violent_flower
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posted July 21, 2007 07:36 PM |
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Yes, I truly love men and do not want you guys to go anywhere, however the fact that we can reproduce ourselves is just freaking funny to me. Your right as a matter of fact women need men more than men women.
Men are pretty content with a routine that involves , well routine. Women need things to be different and new, as you stated drama. So with out you gus we would have little drama, no men to fight over or screw over.
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bixie
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posted July 21, 2007 07:48 PM |
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did you hear about that shark moondu the gave birth to another shark, but Moondu was a natural virgin!
this raises three thoughts to my mind:
1) that zoo faked it to get more attention
2) if a female shark can give birth and still be a virgin, whats to stop humanity doing the same... sooner or later, the reproductive purpose of guys would go to pot!
3)reincarnation really happens!
it makes you think that reincarnation actually works and it applies to everyone, including jesus!
people saying that jesus is coming again, suddenly we here
Da-dum
da-dum
da-dum-da-dum-da-dum (you can jesus the rest)
its probably the second one you should be interested.
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kookastar
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posted July 21, 2007 09:58 PM |
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However, due to the variance while the average man may be "smarter", due to the variance factor, most are slow, with a few really smart. It is because of differences, and variance that it is so hard to compare, but with an absolute one or the other (note: this is only for those who need a straight answer), men are smarter.
ok you knew this was coming right!
This is just a really crazy bunch of stats that someone has produced in order to end drunken arguments, or maybe start them right
Your absolute answer is not drawn logically from the statement before it btw - generally women are smarter but there are some really smart men hehee IQ tests have been shown to be not a true test of intellegence as there are too many social and cultural factors at play, perhaps one of these is gender. I score well on IQ tests but then both my parents were teachers, I have been programmed to think in that way since I was born. Who knows, what we do know is that some men are "smart" and so are some women, some women are horny and so are some men. blah blah
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wording and body language are everything, and that means on both sides of the discussion or argument.
Yeah uhuh, and a bit of gush every once in a while from a man goes a long way
@VF I spent a good number of my teen years in the motorcycle racing scene - my 4th year aniversery with my BF (I was 18) was spent changing the suspension in his mate's bike. Man I wasted so many years I too thought girls were b**chy until I met some true gems in the workforce. We are not all like that
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antipaladin
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posted July 21, 2007 10:53 PM |
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Well we already have sex with ourselves more than our man so lets just wrap this up already...
prejedice...
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kookastar
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posted July 21, 2007 10:55 PM |
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I think you meant we orgasm more with ourselves then our man
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posted July 21, 2007 11:20 PM |
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I am just 11 but with out any men there would be nobody.............
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