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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted December 17, 2001 07:32 PM |
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- You run as fast as Stone Golem with Slow!!!
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I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.
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Wesley
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted December 17, 2001 08:05 PM |
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Okay..
You look like your just watched into the eyes of an Basilisk.(Stoned)
You look like your just watched into the eyes of an medusa.
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted January 24, 2002 01:35 PM |
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LMAO
Quote:
Anyways how aboot:
- Did someone cast disrupting ray on your face again?
- You make more actives then Andiactivemaker!!!
- when my opponent is afk from too long: Get your spyglass off the porn sites!
- You just picked up the endless can of whoop @$$!!!
LMAO!!
is it the endless can of whoop-@$$, or the everflowing can of whoop-@$$ ? 
ummm ... lets see here:
- by any chance are you related to dwarves?
(can also be used for goblins, orcs, ogres, or gremlins)
- you know, I think you and ______ [sucky hero] have a lot in common.
- you remind me of Thane ... could be useful ... if only you had wisdom.
- no. Unfortunately there are no negative stats for you.
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- wiggy ... who has a crush on Rob's models. Well ... the ones his age (18-26) 
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted January 24, 2002 01:54 PM |
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actually, this isn't a classic, it just popped in my mind...:
you look lke a peasant who saw a ______ dragon
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 Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Legolust
Adventuring Hero
Aurora Australis
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posted January 24, 2002 02:03 PM |
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Quote:
How about:
If there was a skill called "Clueless", you'd have it at Expert level.
or
Why don't you go Implode yourself?
Ok ..time to grab the broom again...
HHHAHAHA the implode one is very good
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I don't believe in anything that bleeds and doesn't die...
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted January 24, 2002 02:22 PM |
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hmm how about this?
U smell worse then the armpits of a Medussa!@
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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rychenroller
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted January 24, 2002 02:25 PM |
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Arent you Piquedrams love child?
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Myctteakyshd
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted January 24, 2002 02:26 PM |
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hey ... where did that fizbin of misfortune go? (from HoMM2)
oh wait, you ARE the fizbin!
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted January 24, 2002 02:34 PM |
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Quote:
Arent you Piquedrams love child?
hey! Are you calling Piquedram a child molester?!?
he's a fondler of gargoyles! Do gargoyles turn YOU on? LOL
- you're so gay, you had Josephine make you a lifesize, stone sex-toy!
- if you had a master genie, I bet you'd wish for a cheat-code!
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Darion
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted January 30, 2002 05:45 AM |
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Why don't you go play fire tag with the black dragons?
Your momma's so fat, it takes three turns to get to her good side!
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The_Prophet
Adventuring Hero
Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted January 30, 2002 06:42 AM |
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Aren't peasants are the slowest of all?
(I don't know about the new ones, but HMM2 were)
SO:
You run as fast as a peasant with Slow cast on it!
-Squashed you like a Goblin under a Titan's foot!
-And you smell worse than both of them combined!
Always glad to help out,
~The_Prophet
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An army of foes die the same as a single enemy, it's just more fun killing them.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 30, 2002 03:04 PM |
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Quote:
- by any chance are you related to dwarves?
Watch it, gorgon dung eater!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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barbarian
Famous Hero
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posted January 30, 2002 09:03 PM |
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-you fly like a pixie scorpico
-your hair looks like a medusa's one
Funny jokes keep em kuming .
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It's optional.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 31, 2002 01:30 AM |
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you are so ugly when you were a kid that the hobbit had to feed you with a slingshot.
No women is safe when you have a peeping Tom like the Rougues spying around.
he's so pretty (heroes II) that he gets luck everytime.
he's such a girl that people think Pikemen have deeper voices.
Jeesh your as stubburn as a dwarf.
Your so ugly even Ogres crack jokes about you.
Your always in the bathroom that even the genie knocked on the door thinking he can have his wishes.
Your sooo ugly when the gorgon tried to use death stare on you the gorgon died instead.
Your so skinny even the necromancers thought yuo belonged to the skeleton undead army.
You are so nasty that even the vampires did not want to suck your blood in time of desperation.
your so disgusting that when the power liches hit you with their poisonous power, it had no effect.
Your so weak that the dreaded knight had a triple blow.
Your so worthless that even a goblin did not want to join you for a price.
Your so nasty that even when the harpy had attacked they were prevented from going back.
Your so ugly that the minataur were to scared to fight (minataurs always have good morale)
Your so ugly that even the medusa just dropped dead.
Your so weak that you even sat down with a peasant giving him compliments, as he bragged about his heroic adventures.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted January 31, 2002 01:50 AM |
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"Are you still playing that (expletive deleted) game you(expletive deleted) freak? Get the (expletive deleted) off that (expletive deleted) computer and help me around this (expletive deleted) house before I kick your (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)."
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted January 31, 2002 01:52 AM |
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gee Ot...
was that the Lady of the Ring? 
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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The_Prophet
Adventuring Hero
Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted January 31, 2002 02:47 AM |
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-You wuss, I bet the halfings at school used to stuff you down their holes and tell the teacher you were skipping.
-Watch where you're going, Troglodyte!
-Never bring an Archer to an Elf-fight.
-Gee, your Rogues are almost as good at slipping knives in people's backs as my Crusaders are at sticking swords in their front!
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An army of foes die the same as a single enemy, it's just more fun killing them.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 31, 2002 02:51 AM |
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This is my backstabbing my ally in the back smile :}
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Dreaming of a Better World
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 31, 2002 04:39 AM |
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I find puns as the lowest form of humor.
Why did you cross the road? You morale was so low that your troops ran off across the road like a bunch of chickens.
See that's really bad. Not funny. Just really stupid.
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The_Prophet
Adventuring Hero
Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted January 31, 2002 05:11 AM |
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I agree entirely.
Of course, that may be because your hero has the Hypnotize specialty...
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An army of foes die the same as a single enemy, it's just more fun killing them.
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