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blub_lover
Hired Hero
butt-loving salad tosser
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posted January 31, 2002 11:05 AM |
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EEWWWWW!!!
I said necromancy! Not necrophilia!!
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The_Prophet
Adventuring Hero
Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted February 03, 2002 09:03 AM |
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What?
Butt-Loving Salad Tosser????
Lol
-A warning to all my friends: If I knock on your door and no one answers, I'm coming back with my Catapult.
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An army of foes die the same as a single enemy, it's just more fun killing them.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted February 03, 2002 12:30 PM |
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come on post more jokes orless you look like an fat hairy warted ogres UU
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Dreaming of a Better World
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The_Prophet
Adventuring Hero
Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted February 06, 2002 10:32 AM |
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Why is it that when you have Orrin, it feels like all your archers are firing hand-held ballistas?
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An army of foes die the same as a single enemy, it's just more fun killing them.
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 07, 2002 02:55 PM |
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what about "hey look ur horse just pooped!" lmao!
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 07, 2002 07:49 PM |
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Quote:
Why is it that when you have Orrin, it feels like all your archers are firing hand-held ballistas?
Wha? They don't wait till you give them orders unless you've got artillery?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted April 09, 2002 07:26 PM |
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So ... now let's hear some H4 insults!@
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted April 09, 2002 07:30 PM |
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h4campaignwithasmileplayer !!!! 
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted April 09, 2002 07:44 PM |
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Your more frigid than a ice demon
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jondifool
Promising
Adventuring Hero
extinct but alive!
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posted April 09, 2002 10:14 PM |
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Greetings
Homm4 Insults
What about " you walk like you talk "
some barbarian comes to mind!!
or you play "like a berzerker hit by cowardice!"
( saw that in my first game)
Are the high end insult ," playing you was the best experience since the dragon golem!!"
with regards
Jondifool
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The Oxe is slow, but earth have patience
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted April 10, 2002 11:14 AM |
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"You're about as nice to look at as the HOMMIV graphics..."
Insult well
DonGio
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted April 10, 2002 11:20 AM |
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I dont get it you are as nice as the heroes graphics was that an insult 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Mikai
Adventuring Hero
A Wise Warrior
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posted April 10, 2002 08:25 PM |
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Edited By: Mikai on 10 Apr 2002
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From HOMM3...
...this is more like a curse:
May the last Quest Guard of the XL map, asks you for the one troglodite on the map you dumped from the join in the first turn.
(It happened to me when I took and then dismised an ArchDevil from a seer...yes, you may laugh, I don't mind)
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Mik a'El
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted April 10, 2002 08:50 PM |
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by any chance are you related to Piquedram? You kind of remind me of him.
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Thunder
Responsible
Famous Hero
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posted April 10, 2002 08:54 PM |
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Some going to be classic HoMM4 insults.............
"Look! Is that ghost throwing her own head or yours?"
"If you would stand next to the behemoth, I would have hard time figuring which looks more like gorilla. You or the behemoth?"
"Barbarians are neither spitting on the ground or digging their nose, they just show you some respect."
"Those monks are slamming their head on that Bible only because they can't stand such a dumb strategist like you leading them."
"Look! Your swines have got loose. Sorry, forgot they were orcs."
"I know that you lead your troops like every single of them were Berserkers."
"You should say now like your Water Elementals said when they became non-existent."
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Mikai
Adventuring Hero
A Wise Warrior
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posted April 10, 2002 10:03 PM |
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Quote:
by any chance are you related to Piquedram? You kind of remind me of him.
Are talking to me ??? Or was that just another insult ? Ha !!!
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Mik a'El
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d_yang1
Tavern Dweller
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posted April 18, 2002 11:23 PM |
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how about HOMM3 pickup lines?
you're hotter than an efreet sultan.
you must be astral because you've just hypnotized me.
you're the catherine to my roland.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted April 19, 2002 05:27 AM |
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We should go back & vote who came up with the funniest Jokes
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted April 19, 2002 04:43 PM |
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send 1 gold to your opp. when you are about to win (ref. Xarfax) 
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RobinHood
Known Hero
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posted April 19, 2002 09:55 PM |
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Quote:
We should go back & vote who came up with the funniest Jokes
My two favourites are :
"I know that you lead your troops like every single of them were Berserkers."
“May the last Quest Guard of the XL map, asks you for the one troglodite on the map you dumped from the join in the first turn.”
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