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Golemcrafter
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Ashan's Secret Recipe Book
I think the title speak for itself! Choose the best food for youself and say your comment about it! Bon appetite!
Ashan's Secret Recipe Book (or what do the creatures in HOMM eat?)
Author: Golemcrafter
Stronghold’s speciality: Fricasse of Goblin (main dish for 6 Cyclopses)
Ingredients: - 5000 litre of water
- 2000 litre of mixed blood
- 600 kg of Goblin meat
- 100 kg of Elven ear
- 70 kg of crushed Unicorn horn
- 50 kg of grinded Human bone
- 50 kg of dried Dwarven beard (white!)
- lots of rotten potatoes and garlics
Preparing: First of all you need a huge pan in which you will put the delicious things for our hungry, one-eyed guests. Of course, you will need much water from different lakes and springs. (Advice: It is adviced to put some water, got from the Fountain of Luck, too if you want to avoid cooking the whole recipe once again, because this food wil have a huge success among the cyclopses!) You can also get six same-sized pans, but then, you will have to divide the ingredients, which is even more work. Put the pan with the water over fire and wait 15-20 minutes till it will be hot. Then you can put the main ingrediant, the Goblin meat into the pan. Do NOT use Goblin meat from the Garbage Pile! Now it’s time to put the Elven ears into it, but you have to wash them closely, because the Elven ear-wax can do horrible things even with the strong cyclopses. At least, put the crushed Unicorn horn, the grinded Human bone and the dried Dwarven beard into the soup! You can choose either simple or Silver Unicorn horns , but the horns of Pristine Unicorns are even better. Pay attention, that you don’t put too much horns into the pan, because it can blind the guest! At least, add the rotten potatoes and the garlics to reach a fine smell and taste. Now wait, till the soup is boiling and THEN you can add the mixed blood, through which the fricase will have a glowing red colour. Stir the soup till one hour and then you can serve it up! *moaaaaarrrrrr.......*
Recipe Idea: Morran
Sylvan’s Speciality: Present of Nature (fruit dish dessert)
Ingredients: - 100 kg of Fairy apple
- 80 kg of Fairy apricot
- 80 kg of Fairy pear
- 70 kg of Fairy strawberry
- 50 kg of fresh Treant leaf
- 20 kg of Dragon scale (emerald)
- 12 kg of eggs
- honey
Preparing: An easy and beloved dessert from the world of the Elves. Nature produce them delicious fruits, which they use for creating worthful foods. They never sell it, they only make this speciality for themselves. However, somebody has found this recipe and wrote it down in this book. So the preparation: Of couse, since we speak about a secreat Elven dessert, you will nee lots of Fairy fruits: apples, apricots, pears and strawberrys. The only problem is, that thease fruits don’t grow in other lands, just in the Fairy Forest. Collecting them is quite a hard work, because the elfs protect them heavily. Cut the fruits into small pieces and them put them into a large dish. The next ingredient is the Treant leaf. It is impossible for everyone to pick even one leaf from them...except for the fairys. So you have to ask one fairy who will help you....or you stop the preparation. (ATTENTION: Leafs form Savage Treants may cause extremely agressive behaviour!) The next step is adding the Dragon scale, which will increase the appearance, moreover the taste will be more delicious. Finally add the eggs and then pour the whole dessert with fresh honey. It is hard to create such a great food, but the view and the flavour worth a try!
Recipe Idea: Sylon
Haven’s Speciality: Knight’s Favourite (roasted main dish for 4 humans)
Ingredients: - 10 kg of pork meat
- 10 kg of beef meat
- 10 kg of any poultry
- 1 bottle wine (Elrath’s Spirit)
- a whole Peasant cheese (extremely fat and salty)
- Griffin feather essence (rare: Angel feather essence)
- 1 kg of Lich mushroom
- different spices (paprika, sage, cinnamon,...)
Preparation: This time you will need a large fryer, where you can roast the meats and the other fine ingredients. So, let’s get started. Cut the pork, the beef and the poultry meat into small pieces and put them into the fryer. It is not bad, if the meat is a bit bloody, because that will give the food a piquant and characteristic taste. During the meats are broiling, add the wine into it, but the whole bottle, just always in smaller amounts to avoid a huge explosion. The next step is the adding of Lich mushrooms. Don’t get afraid: Although the name can tell us, it’s deadly poisonous, it is NOT so you can add it without any fear. (CAUTION: It is rare, but some guests may laugh wicked after they eat thease mushrooms. No problem! Drink after every „outbrust” a glas of „Elrath’s Spirit”) The most important ingredient is the Griffin feather essence. Without it, the food won’t have a better smell as a simple roasted meat. For one portion, a small phiole of essence is more than enough. (INTEREST: The Griffin feather essence increases courage!) Now you can add the spices and at least, put some Peasant cheese over the whole food and wait till it turns goldbrown. (ADVICE: Serve up the dish with bread and more Peasant cheese.) Elrath may bless our dinner!
Recipe Idea: Lord Javier
Inferno's Specialitiy: Hell's Liqour (cocktail)
Ingredients: - 1 dl of burning lava
- 1 dl of liquid mana
- 1 dl of Black Dragon blood
- 0.5 dl of black water
- 0.5 dl of liquid gold
- grinded Vampire teeths
Preparation: Since we speak now about a drink, many would think, that this cocktail is easy to make. I have to embitter you, dear Reader, because it's not. Here, you have to add not only the right amount of thoose liquids but you have to pay attention in which sequence you put it into the glas. Read now carefully! First of all you have to collect the burning lava, which never turns to stone (the ever-blazing lave). The next step is adding the liquid mana, which was stoolen by a Familiar during combats. The Black Dragon's blood is extremely difficult to obtain. You won't find it on markets you have to search for it alone. Then you can add the black waterinto the cocktail. The source of black water flows under the ground of the undead, so be careful: do not or at least don't try to disturb the dead, when you are digging! The hot liquid gold is the easiest to find: just mine some of them from any gold mine. The last ingredientis the most important one over all: the Vampire teeth. If this add-on is missing, the guest will die painfully: he will burn down from inside to ashes. (ATTENTION: Putting teeths of Vampire Princes into the drink will cause falling to ethernal asleep!) Overall, if you survive the side effects, this drink will be hellish good!
Recipe Idea: Minetha
Necropolis’ Speciality: Cemetery Soup (savoury dish for 4 zombies)
Ingredients: - 10 litre of staled water (green or grey)
- 50 kg of rotten and raw meat
- 5 kg of wurmy earth
- a whole Angel skull
- 10 kg of mortal reamins (ashes)
- 3 kg of faeces
- 7 kg elven brain
- 2 kg of dwarven eye
- 5 kg of ulcerous skin (flayed)
- one living human
Preparation: On of the most difficult food to prepare, although you don’t have to risk your life for collecting the ingredients. The only drawback, that you will possibly puke because of the terrible smell. (NOTE: For increasing the taste of the soup, please do that into the boiler!) The list is long, too but you have to suffer a bit if you want to have zombie friends. At first you’ll need a large boiler. Put the staled water into it and then you can add the meat. (ADVICE: To avoid the smells, use the „Magic Nose” spell before you start cooking!) Luckly, you don’t have to go far for wormy earth, just grat at tthe earth and then put it after the meat. The Angel skull is very important! Look for former battlefields and you will surely find a dead Angel. After that, our path will lead us to different crematoriums. Collect enough ashes and then the faeces can come, which I won’t comment. The elven brains and the dwerven eyes are easy to find again, just go back to left battlefields. Finding ulcerous skin is I think the most difficult to find, because if it is not in the soup, the whoule thing won’t worth anything. If you have the skill and ability, you can cast a great plague over living towns and then collect the skins. Ahh, and the last thing: one living human. (NOTE: Before you place the human into the boiler, fasten him so he couldn’t escape!) That’s it, now you can call the zombies to the table!
Recipe Idea: Pelt
Academy’s Speciality: Elemental Pie (dessert for one wizard)
Ingredients: - 1 litre of Peasant milk
- 0.7 kg of Peasant flour
- 2 Griffin eggs
- 0.3 kg of Peasant butter
- 0.5 kg of Peasant sugar
- 0.5 dl of fire essence
- 0.5 dl of earth essence
- 0.5 dl of water essence
- 0.5 dl of air essence
- grinded crystal and gem
- 1 dl of liquid mana
- spices (mostly dried plants and herbes)
Preparation: One of the most delicious desserts on Ashan is the well known Elemental Pie. The favourite food of wizards in the Silver Cities. You can make it quite simple as well. Take a larger pot and place the milk, the flour, the Griffin eggs, the butter and the sugar into it and knead them together. If it is in one piece already, you can add the four elemental essences: the fire, the earth, the water and the air essence. The pie will recive different colours, which will always glow. (NOTE: During you add the elemental essences, you may hear small explosions coming from the pot! Don’t get too close to it!) Wizards know that crystals and gems are valuable, so they thought that adding grinded crystals and gems into the pie will increase it’s taste. (Melted crystals and gems are close to melted sugar and caramel.) According to Hell’s Liqour, the Elemental Pie must also includes some liquid mana. (INTEREST: The liquid mana grants additional mana points to the wizards!) Atleast you have to add the dried plants and herbes, which make the pie also good against illnesses. So ,you are finished, cook the paste and you can enjoy the fruit of your work!
Recipe Idea: Agster
Fortress’ Speciality: Yetisteak – Mountain Style (main dish for 10 dwarvens)
Ingredients: - 50 kg of fresh Yeti meat
- 7 kg of Elven bread
- 10 kg of Dragon meat
- lots of beer (The Hermit)
- 5 jars of ice jam
- 5 kg of mountain moshroom
- 3 kg of dried edelweiss
- 3 kg of grinded wheat
- some alcohol
Preparation: „The big food for the small dwarf.” That’s how many would describe this dish. Since the dwarfs are living in the deep mountains, they don’t go further, just to the edge of their home. That’s why they collect thoose things in the mountains. What you will need now, is again a large pot. You don’t have to cut the Yeti meat into smaller pieces, because the dwarfs don’t like wasting time with beeing polite. Put the Yeti meat into the pot and then also add the Dragon meat . (ATTENTION: The Dragon meat may cause extreme bloodlust. Heavy group fights can occour!) You will have problems with the Elven bread, because you have to pickle it before you put it into the pot. For the next two ingredients, you may have to climb up to a taller mountain to collect the mushroom and the edelweiss. You can TRADE the ice jams with a dwarf salesman through weapons, especially with heavy axes. The wheat is easy: just buy a sack from a peasant. Whoops, I almost forgot the main thing, the beer. Dwarfs love the beer called „The Hermit”. You have to gravy over the food with the beer. (NOTE: Don’t use too much beer on the meat or the guests will drink muck more and they won’t eat!) The alcohol is just a small trick in the dish: it calms the dwrfs down. Who knows, maybe they’ll do something you don’t want to see!
Recipe Idea: Buddus
Dungeon’s Speciality: Fried Harpy Leg with Venom Sauce (savoury dish)
Ingredients: - 2 bigger Harpy leg
- 400 g of dried insect
- 300 g of minced Hydra head (without skull)
- 200 g of minced Meduas „hair”
- 0.5 dl of dropstone water
- 0.2 dl of Hydra blood (acidic)
- 0.1 dl of snake venom
- 0.1 dl of scorpion venom
- 0.1 dl of Manticore venom
Preparation: Who does not like poultry meat? They are the most beloved foods in Ashan. Dungeon is doing us a favour and tells us now their speciality. Collect the Harpy legs. It’s enough to hunt down only one Harpy, because again, you can’t find it on markets. The night elves may have some but they sell it only for an astronomical price. Then first unbone and after that, mince the Hydra head. (ATTENTION: The Hydra head may attack you during the cooking, since they have the Regeneration ability!) The second thing you have to mince is the Medusa hair. (NOTE: Night Elves have calculated that even one extra gram of Medusa hair will pertify the food.) Now you can add the dried insects and you are now actually read with the meat part of the dish. You can now start making the sauce. The main ingredients are of course different venoms, which you can collect from dead animals or you can buy them in the Silver Cities’ markets. Take a small pot and put the Hydra blood, the snake venom, the scorpion venom and the Manticore venom into it. (ADVICE: For the Hydra blood, it is adviced to use blood from Foul Hydras!) The dropstone water is guarded by the Night Elves. To obtain at least a dl from it, you have to buy a spy, who will collect the water for you. However, you have to reach deep in you pocket again. During the meat is cooking, mix up the sauce. After the meat is ready, put some sauce over it. (IMPORTANT: Before you gravy the sauce over the meat, use the „Cleansing” spell to cancel the deadly effect of the venoms!) Enjoy your meal!
Recipe Idea: Loran
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alcibiades
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posted April 05, 2008 10:15 PM |
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*lol*
I love this. 
EDIT > Mind if I move it to the Temple, though?
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Golemcrafter
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posted April 05, 2008 10:16 PM |
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I knew you would! Watch fot the next ones!
Answer to EDIT: No, of course! Move it there!
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted April 05, 2008 10:29 PM |
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Awesome I bet it's even better than a pegasus pot pie!
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Cepheus
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posted April 05, 2008 10:38 PM |
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...or baked Erathian Eel
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Darkshadow
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Cerise Princess
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posted April 06, 2008 08:49 AM |
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WHAT?!?WHERE IS NECROPOLIS SPE...Ohwait i forgot that we don't eat 
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Golemcrafter
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posted April 06, 2008 08:54 AM |
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WHAT?!?WHERE IS NECROPOLIS SPE...Ohwait i forgot that we don't eat
Don't worry! I'll post one speciality from every kingdom...even from Necropolis! I work now on Inferno's and Haven's dish...
EDIT: New specialities! (Haven and Inferno)
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radar
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Castle/Haven player
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posted April 06, 2008 11:15 AM |
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Quote:
- Griffin feather essence (rare: Angel feather essence)
 
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Golemcrafter
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posted April 06, 2008 12:29 PM |
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Quote:
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- Griffin feather essence (rare: Angel feather essence)
Don't worry Radar, the most of the recipes are not for us...humans...just maybe the Present of Nature...or...the Knight's Favourite...I suppose you don't want to try the Cementery Soup, do you?
(Necropolis and Academy specialities are ready!)
Of course, you can post your own recipe ideas...I am curious!
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Golemcrafter
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posted April 07, 2008 10:04 AM |
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My "book" has been finished! Choose what ever you like (or at least you think you can eat!)
NOTE: Thanks for the QP, Alc!
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Elvin
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posted April 07, 2008 10:38 AM |
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Well deserved
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VokialBG
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First in line
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posted April 07, 2008 11:05 AM |
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Quote:
Well deserved
Yeah! Its priceless!
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Drunk_Lord
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very happy hero :)
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posted April 07, 2008 08:17 PM |
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Great thread 
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GenieLord
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posted April 07, 2008 09:08 PM |
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LOL, an excellent idea!
The one written by the Sprite reminds me something I wrote long time ago here.
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carcity
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posted April 11, 2008 04:51 PM |
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Of course, you can post your own recipe ideas...I am curious!
My necropolis speciality: Soup zombie special.
Ingrediens:
5 kg rotten meat
1 liter ghost dust
6 tablespoons chrushed griffin bone
1,5 liters poisoned water
1 teaspoon of every known disease
preparations:
Take a large bowl and pour in the poisoned water. Then you but in the rotten meat. Mix it until the meat has gotten the same colour as the water. Carefuly put in the ghost dust. When you have mixed the ghost dust with the meat and water you can but on the heat on the water. Put in the disease for a good taste. Do NOT use more of the diseases it might kill the guests. And finally put in the griffin bones. Do NOT use any more than in the recipe. You don't want your customers to start opeying elrath do you? Mix it all and let boil in ten minutes before serving the guests.
WARNING!
Do only serve this to undead.
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Golemcrafter
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posted April 11, 2008 05:00 PM |
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Hmm...yummie! I like it, especially the the last ingredient: a teaspoon of every known disease! Maybe I would try it...if I were undead...
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carcity
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posted April 11, 2008 05:09 PM |
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Edited by carcity at 17:12, 11 Apr 2008.
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Sorry Golemcrafter.
Since you are a machine would strongly recommend you don't eat it.
Unless you want to commit suicide. If thats the case then: bon appetite!
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Golemcrafter
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posted April 11, 2008 05:11 PM |
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Sorry Golemcrafter.
Since you are a machine would strongly recommend you don't eat it.
Unless you want to commit suicide. If thats the case then: bon appetite!
 And since I am a machine, I cannot be harm by any disease!
@ the others: Follow the example of Carcity and post self-made recipes
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carcity
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posted April 11, 2008 05:12 PM |
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Probably not but the acid in the poisoned water would give you a very bad stomach.
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Dragonious
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Playing FFX
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posted December 23, 2008 03:44 AM |
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Great work with the recipe book golem.
Maybe i have an idea.(a bad one old Dragonious.)
Phoenix Roast (Up to 5 serves)
Tools: - Wraith Cleaver
- Ashans Grill
- Puzzle Map
- Digging tools
- Frostbite Knife
Ingredients: - 1 Fresh Dead Phoenix
- 1 Bottle of Netherworld Oil (INFamous oil bought by Wraiths)
- 2 Bottles of Spectral Wine
- 1 Bowl of Life Apples
- 3 Tears of Asha
- 10 Kg Fairy Flowers
Preparation: The Phoenix Roast is a popular dish with those who seek eternal life,(You know, idiots like Thralsai.) which give great challenges before cooking the dish, like finding Asha's grill but ending up been burnt on it.
To start off, put the dead Phoenix on a chopping board. Cover it in the Netherworld oil to ensure it doesn't come back to life and roast you to it's desire. Pluck off it's feathers and use them to whatever you want.(Decorations, Seasoning etc.) Then,using the wraith cleaver, cut off the head, fats, imperfections and the mortal bits in the meat.(Do this or risk dangerous harm of dying or age.)Then, using the Frostbite Knife to Preserve the meat.
Now for the treasure hunt. Choose 3 different Tear of Asha Maps and prepare yourself for months of digging.
After finding the Tears of Asha, melt them down.(Warning!Spilling the melted tears will mean that you will have to start digging again!) Now use a teaspoon and spread the liquid onto the meat.
Slice the Life Apples and use the Frostbite Knife to freeze the apples. Defrost the Phoenix and place the frozen apple slices around on a plate. Now using Asha's grill,Roast and Grill the chicken gently for half an hour. Use the Fairy flowers to spread some essence to addd peace and tranquility.(Who needs that sort of trash?Just skip to the "immortalication" part!)The frozen Life apple Slices will evaporate into the air and provide a sweet scent.(Yes Yes,Faster please.)
Now serve to your self,(Cause exactly the whole dish will make you immortal.Missing any bits will keep you mortal.)and ENJOY!
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