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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 21, 2019 04:34 AM |
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Ghost said: I call UFO is the ancient God. Maybe our only God.
Does Ghost know what UFO stands for?
@Galaad Gotcha
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 04, 2019 12:35 PM |
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Galaad said: RATED!
Ghost
A simple sand sculptor and photoshop. Would be the first time for a user. Promising user, but if pro made a picture. He's a soy boy.
Oof. 3 pts
Kipshasz
bloody hell, the ancient aliens guy was right. pyramids were built by giant alien toddlers.
Which ancient alien guy? 3 pts
Trogdor
Never-before-seen images show that the Pyramids were built by the same people behind those Russian nesting dolls.
Conspirationist. 5 pts
Maurice
"Building pyramids is easy: it just takes baby steps!"
Huehuehue 3 pts
gorman
Uhm, I've actually no idea what this is... photo shopped child I'd say.
Kabadam 4 pts +3 Welcome aboard so late! bonus points
Neraus
FAKE NEWS! The true author of the pyramids is NOT a caucasian, it's clear they photoshopped the skin color.
Pineapples on pizza, is a photoshop. 3 pts
Zenofex
A practical course of applied stereometry for master race offsprings, now with 30% discount*. We teach your titan kid solid geometry in a fun and at the same time very educational way with real-world 3D objects like the Egyptian pyramids, the Tower of Pisa, the Pentagon and many other.
*The price includes an insurance for potential cultural heritage damage during the practical exercises.
I want in! 5 pts
Celfious
What institutional thought 8 sided pyramids were before Giza. The 8 sided pyramid.
Totally makes sense. 4 pts +3 Welcome aboard so late! bonus points
Oddball
Clearly this is the world government enslaving a titan child and forcing him to construct a shelter for the top 1% of the world to flee to when the approaching Titan Wars start.
Yes. 4 pts
CountBezuhoff
The true power of essential oils.
To use with moderation. 5 pts
Ghost
One only UFO arranges everything for the peace: Canadians leave for England, and a native people get a Canada. Also Americans leave the country. I really hope. Remember UFO destroys nuke weapons, and give medical drugs, etc and to teach economic.
But MAD northern people says to war against UFO. I know it. What about Finland? Get Karelia back, but surrender the Εland to Εlandian people. No war! UFO take care of it.
I call UFO is the ancient God. Maybe our only God.
Amazing no reply! + 5 extra points Scoreboard Maurice 44 pts
Zenofex 41,5 pts
Oddball 35 pts
Trogdor 33 pts
Blizzardboy 33 pts
fuChris 27 pts
fred79 28,5 pts
CountBezuhoff 27,5 pts
Ghost 24 pts
friendofgunnar 23 pts
Elvin 19 pts
Kipshasz 18,5 pts
Neraus 11,5 pts
Gnomes2169 8 pts
gorman 7 pts
Celfious 7 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
EnergyZ 2 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 14
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 04, 2019 12:54 PM |
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When the sheeple finally wake up.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 04, 2019 02:23 PM |
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Apple stores when they unweil the iCar.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 04, 2019 04:01 PM |
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The terrifying and highly anticipated sequel of "Snakes on the Plane" is "Sheep on a Road".
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted September 04, 2019 05:00 PM |
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Just another day in my commute.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 04, 2019 06:41 PM |
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The sequel for Black Sheep has been announced.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted September 04, 2019 07:49 PM |
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Jack on his phone, calling his office: "Yeah, I'll be late for work."
Muffled voice on the other side of the line: "<how bad is it?>"
Jack: "Well, believe me when I say it's baaaaaaaaahhhd. Lots and lots of baaaaaaahhd!"
Muffled voice: "<You are always the black sheep of the company, you know?"
Jack: "Yeah, I have a tendency to go in against the flow ..."
Muffled voice: "<Can't you shave off something of your delay at least?">
Jack: "I'll insert a blanket statement then: no."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted September 04, 2019 07:59 PM |
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Edited by Zenofex at 08:24, 08 Sep 2019.
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- Connor McScott, stop counting them sheep and DO SOMETHIN'!
- Quiet, woman! Them be ol' McShaw sheep, he be sayin' he has more than me. He's a fokin' liar, I know it. Now quit distractin' me and do some countin'!
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 04, 2019 10:03 PM |
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When you're in class and open a package of gum.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 05, 2019 02:08 AM |
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Hey sheeps can I get a push to the gas station?
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What are you up to
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted September 08, 2019 06:59 PM |
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 23, 2019 07:59 PM |
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Dead thread.
Also why did Ghost get both of his posts rated? Just curious.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted September 23, 2019 11:52 PM |
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'What do you mean, "Your insurance policy doesn't cover car accidents involving even-toed ungulates?" What the hell is an ungulate and why do I have to pay out of my pocket if its toe composition isn't odd?'
The Count
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 24, 2019 12:23 PM |
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Oddball13579 said: Dead thread.
Apologies, very IRL busy. I'll pass the torch to whoever wants after I rate this round.
Quote: Also why did Ghost get both of his posts rated? Just curious.
Quote: RULES
- No registration, anyone who feels like taking part just post here.
- Entries are judged up to 5 points but if they are painfully bad, tasteless or induce retinal bleeding, they may end up getting negative score
- Not only entries may get points. If a non-entry reply is amazing in its own right then I may hand out an extra point.
- Each round lasts 4-5 days, after which I post the answers with their ratings and update the scoreboard. At the end of the season, the top spots will earn a qp. How many will depend on overall contribution and how close the contest gets.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 24, 2019 08:45 PM |
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Ah cool I forgot about that rule.
Also no worries Galaad, I was just poking fun at the thread.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted October 02, 2019 11:29 PM |
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Has the Fifth Republic finally collapsed? Quick, Angela, now's the time to strike! Through Belgium once again!
The Count
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted October 11, 2019 11:02 AM |
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Ok this will be the final round. Ratings on Sunday (or Saturday if lucky).
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted October 20, 2019 09:41 AM |
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Edited by Galaad at 13:17, 20 Oct 2019.
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Better late than never. This was the last round for me closing this challenge. I will now PM Omega see if he accepts to reward the winner. Maurice being a fellow Mod he cannot win, so congratulations to Zenofex! RATED! NoobX
When the sheeple finally wake up.
It was sleeping before? 2 pts
Kipshasz
Apple stores when they unweil the iCar.
Too much truth. 5 pts
Blizzardboy
The terrifying and highly anticipated sequel of "Snakes on the Plane" is "Sheep on a Road".
Makes sense. 3 pts
Neraus
Just another day in my commute.
That bad? 2 pts
Trogdor
The sequel for Black Sheep has been announced.
Ok. 1 pts
Maurice
Jack on his phone, calling his office: "Yeah, I'll be late for work."
Muffled voice on the other side of the line: "<how bad is it?>"
Jack: "Well, believe me when I say it's baaaaaaaaahhhd. Lots and lots of baaaaaaahhd!"
Muffled voice: "<You are always the black sheep of the company, you know?"
Jack: "Yeah, I have a tendency to go in against the flow ..."
Muffled voice: "<Can't you shave off something of your delay at least?">
Jack: "I'll insert a blanket statement then: no."
So much puns. 3 pts
Zenofex
- Connor McScott, stop counting them sheep and DO SOMETHIN'!
- Quiet, woman! Them be ol' McShaw sheep, he be sayin' he has more than me. He's a fokin' liar, I know it. Now quit distractin' me and do some countin'!
The war of the sheeps. 2 pts
Oddball
When you're in class and open a package of gum.
I dont get it. 1 pts
Celfious
Hey sheeps can I get a push to the gas station?
Bold 3,5 pts
EnergyZ
Really that bad? 1,5 pts
CountBezuhoff
'What do you mean, "Your insurance policy doesn't cover car accidents involving even-toed ungulates?" What the hell is an ungulate and why do I have to pay out of my pocket if its toe composition isn't odd?'
Wat. 4 pts
Scoreboard Maurice 47 pts
Zenofex 43,5 pts
CountBezuhoff 41,5 pts
Blizzardboy 36 pts
Oddball 36 pts
Trogdor 34 pts
fuChris 27 pts
fred79 28,5 pts
Ghost 24 pts
Kipshasz 23,5 pts
friendofgunnar 23 pts
Elvin 19 pts
Neraus 13,5 pts
Celfious 10,5 pts
Gnomes2169 8 pts
gorman 7 pts
NoobX 5 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
verriker 4 pts
EnergyZ 3,5 pts
Stevie 1 pts Thank you for playing!
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted October 20, 2019 10:39 AM |
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Edited by Maurice at 10:40, 20 Oct 2019.
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Galaad said: Maurice being a fellow Mod he cannot win, ...
Wtf??? Im going to use my mod powers to silence you!
Thanks for having hosted the latest series, Galaad! Much appreciated
Quote: ... so congratulations to Zenofex!
Congrats! May I suggest a new title? Mr. Funnypants or something?
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