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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted January 30, 2020 11:49 AM |
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"You're not the guy that can tell me I'm purple with envy."
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 31, 2020 12:28 AM |
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After being defeated by Iron Man, Thanos was reduced to what he really was. Nothing more than a Grape Man.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted January 31, 2020 11:30 AM |
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Blergh, reallife made me miss the previous round. Better not miss this one then  .
"Now, for the berry final question, something our viewers would berry much like to know ... what made you go bananas?"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 01, 2020 12:37 AM |
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Devastating Banana Fungus Arrives In Colombia, Threatening The Fruit's Future. Shocking Revelations of a Survivor.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 01, 2020 06:54 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 06:55, 01 Feb 2020.
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But yeah i have a question. How do you get a salad off your dan ackroyd face?
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted February 05, 2020 11:37 AM |
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Quote:
RATED!
by the Count
Trogdor
Another much-loved Aussie TV show has been destroyed by the release of a US remake. This time round, it's Bananas in Pajamas
Yet another horrible 'cultural appropriation'. 4pts
NoobX
-What's your favorite type of grape?
-Gan-grape.
You know your captions. 4,5pts
Neraus
"You're not the guy that can tell me I'm purple with envy."
Preposterous! 2pts
Oddball
After being defeated by Iron Man, Thanos was reduced to what he really was. Nothing more than a Grape Man.
I thought Ant-Man was the one who did the purple giant in? 2pts
Maurice
"Now, for the berry final question, something our viewers would berry much like to know ... what made you go bananas?"
Oh, why did I laugh. Such a terrible pun. 4,5pts
Galaad
Devastating Banana Fungus Arrives In Colombia, Threatening The Fruit's Future. Shocking Revelations of a Survivor.
Breaking news! 3pts
Celfious
But yeah i have a question. How do you get a salad off your dan ackroyd face?
Hilarious. 4pts
The Count gets -5pts for needlessly delaying the next round. Boo! Boo!
Scoreboard
 Neraus - 12,5pts
 NoobX - 11,5pts
Galaad - 10pts
Trogdor - 10pts
Oddball - 7pts
Maurice - 7pts
Celfious - 4pts
Ghost - 2pts
The Count - -5pts
ROUND 4
ends on 09.02 at around 18:00 UTC +0
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 05, 2020 12:10 PM |
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-Mom, I want Jesus
-We have Jesus at home
Jesus at home:
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 05, 2020 04:37 PM |
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Jesus about to stare at the sun and destroy it (23 AD, colourized).
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 05, 2020 04:46 PM |
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Hippie and his marijuana leaves.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted February 06, 2020 12:03 AM |
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It’s a miracle how people failed to see for a couple of millennia, that Jesus was simply a hippie avant la lettre. Love, peace and all that, ya’kno? Still, it can be considered an even greater miracle how people completely missed what should really be burned in those incense burners they were using in those same millennia!
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted February 06, 2020 01:43 AM |
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Jesus truly found himself after visiting Woodstock. Coincidentally, he also found his people as well. They all believed in peace and love and loved a very specific plant called Mary Jane. Named after his mother he supposed.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 06, 2020 01:54 AM |
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My halo is weed
I dont argue man
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 09, 2020 07:38 AM |
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My wife used to tell me, "honey, you should get a job", I kept asking her why to such nonsense. Finally she left, but I'm free with the trees.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 09, 2020 12:09 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 12:10, 09 Feb 2020.
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- And then they put a crown of thorns on my head..
- But master, you're still wearing it. We put it on you like 5 minutes ago..
- Oh, you're right. It's not even thorny. I much prefer a cannabis crown anyway. Yeees.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted February 28, 2020 02:16 PM |
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Ratings this evening.
The Count
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted March 03, 2020 10:32 PM |
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Round 4 only and already can't keep up?
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted March 03, 2020 10:40 PM |
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Sure I can. I post rounds so quickly, I get stopped by flood protect.
The Count
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 23, 2020 07:11 PM |
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Dead contest
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted April 05, 2020 06:34 PM |
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Quote:
RATED!
by the Count
NoobX
-Mom, I want Jesus
-We have Jesus at home
Jesus at home:
You know how the saying goes: 'Jesus Christ is my n***a!' 3pts
Trogdor
Jesus about to stare at the sun and destroy it (23 AD, colourized).
So in the end, Jesus wasn't crucified, but stoned? 3,5pts
Ghost
Hippie and his marijuana leaves Holy Smoke! 2pts
Maurice
It’s a miracle how people failed to see for a couple of millennia, that Jesus was simply a hippie avant la lettre. Love, peace and all that, ya’kno? Still, it can be considered an even greater miracle how people completely missed what should really be burned in those incense burners they were using in those same millennia!
Excellent point! I do believe this would compel a much greater turnout at church! 3pts
Oddball
Jesus truly found himself after visiting Woodstock. Coincidentally, he also found his people as well. They all believed in peace and love and loved a very specific plant called Mary Jane. Named after his mother he supposed.
Duuude, check this out. Ts mah blaad, yeah, hahaha, and thisis mah body. 4pts
Celfious
My halo is weed
I dont argue man
I do not know what to say. 3,5pts
Galaad
My wife used to tell me, "honey, you should get a job", I kept asking her why to such nonsense. Finally she left, but I'm free with the trees.
I'd hate to break it for you man, but there are no trees here in the desert. 3,5pts
Elvin
- And then they put a crown of thorns on my head..
- But master, you're still wearing it. We put it on you like 5 minutes ago..
- Oh, you're right. It's not even thorny. I much prefer a cannabis crown anyway.
Christianity is a religion of peace 4pts
The Count gets -35pts for needlessly delaying the next round. Boo! Boo!
Scoreboard
NoobX - 14,5pts
Galaad - 13,5pts
Trogdor - 13,5pts
Neraus - 12,5pts
Oddball - 11pts
Maurice - 10pts
Celfious - 7,5pts
Ghost - 4pts
Elvin - 4pts
The Count - -40pts
ROUND 5
ends on 09.04 at around 18:00 UTC +0(yeah, right)
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted April 05, 2020 07:13 PM |
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I don't want ape Jason Voorhees, but I'm a new serial killer.
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