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Lexxan
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posted July 24, 2008 05:17 PM |
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Song 7
Song: Peanut Planters!!!
Original: Upendi from the Lion King 2
Sung by: Elvin (Rafiki)
Backsotry: Elvin explains the Peanut Planters' rise to glory and how this should be kept that way; by discouraging noobs to join them.
Lyrics:
-Elvin-
I come from a place where the humour comes
where Alcibiades happily hums
And where the n00bish spammers gladly succumbs
to the Peanut's way
Where the modders laugh at Geny’s jokes,
And DarkShadow and the funny blokes,
Drool at the wit that invokes
At the dawn of a Peanutday!!!
Peanut Planters!!!!
Who are worshipped for their wit,
and if you want your share,
simply make a prayer,
that you humour is fit.
Peanut Planters!!!!
who are of a special kind,
they are unique,
and with a lot of cheek,
their humour gets refined.
You better watch your step if you want the fame,
Of a planter, you play the planter’s game,
And when you lose, search the Hall of Shame,
Where you can be found!
Peanut Planters!!!
Who are worshipped for their wit,
and if you want your share,
simply make a prayer,
that you humour is fit.
Peanut Planters!!!!
who are of a special kind,
they are unique,
and with a lot of cheek,
their humour gets refined.
We are the best, we cannot fail,
At the keeping Tavern-nitwits at bay,
But be fun and maybe one day,
the peanuts guide your way
Peanut Planters!!
Who are worshipped for their wit,
and if you want your share,
simply make a prayer,
that you humour is fit.
Peanut Planters!!
who are of a special kind,
they are unique,
and with a lot of cheek,
their humour gets refined!!!!!
the Peanut Planters
Head Quarters
Peanut Planters…
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
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posted July 24, 2008 06:43 PM |
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Hehe great
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Lexxan
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posted July 24, 2008 11:40 PM |
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Song 8
Song: To The SPAMfest!!!
Original: Topsy Turvy from the Hunchback of the Notre Dame
Sung by: Me (Lexxan) (Clopin)
Backstory: There's a party down here in Agraba HC, a real SPAMparty, come and join me, as we ellect the KING of SPAM. To the SPAMfest!!!
Lyrics:
-All of Spamming HC-
Come one, come all!
Leave your posts and quality counts,
leave the mods and double accounts!!!
Come one, come all!
party as much as you can,
till the the mods must cast their ban
Come and join the feast of ...
-Lexxan-
SPAM!!
Once a year we throw a party on the board
Once a year we worship the Spamming Horde
You must join this, even if no bored
Once again it's the Spammer's Day
It's the day the Spammer in us gets released
It's the day we mock two moderators at least
Because today we feast at the Feast of SPAM!
-All of Spamming HC-
To the SPAMfest!
-Lexxan-
Ev'rything is über lazy!
-All of Spamming HC-
To the SPAMfest!
-Lexxan-
Ev'ryone is acting crazy
SPAM is gold and weeds are a bouquet
That's the way on the Spammer's Day
All:
To the SPAMfest!!
-Lex and Spammers-
Beat the drums and blow the trumpets
All:
to the SPAMfest!
-Lex and Spammers-
The Moddish presence fill falter
Streaming in from Temple to Altar
-Lexxan-
DarkShadow is extra scurvy
On the sixth of "Januervy"
-Lex and Spammers-
All because it's Great Spammers’ Day!
-Lexxan-
Come one, come all!
Hurry, hurry, here's your chance
To see the Spamming at first glance
Come one, come all
Get yerself in Spamming Trance
Make an entrance to entrance
Dance la Pandoraaaaaaaa !
Dance!
Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for
Here it is, you know exactly what's in store
Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore
Now's the time we crown the King of SPAM!
So make a face that's geekish and disturbing
Grow a beard as Aculias pink G-String
For the face that's numbest will be the King of SPAM!
What of?
-All of Spamming HC-
Of the SPAMfest!
-Lexxan-
Posting folk, forget your shyness
-All of Spamming HC-
To the SPAMfest!
-Lexxan-
You could soon be called Your Highness!
-All of Spamming HC-
Put your numbest features on display
Be the king of Great Spammers’ Day!
-Lexxan-
Ev'rybody!
-All of Spamming HC-
Once a year we throw a SPAMfest here in town
-Lexxan-
Hail to the king!
-All of Spamming HC-
Once a year we turn all HC upside down
-Lexxan-
Oh, what a king!
-All of Spamming HC-
Once a year, the numbest will wear a crown
-Lexxan-
Girls, give a kiss
-All of Spamming HC-
Once a year on Great Spammers’ Day
-Lexxan-
We've never had a king like this
-Lex and Spammers-
So we have had our king of this year
After Woockie, Acu and Elvin we hear
Once a year we love to drop in
Where the SPAM is never stoppin
For the chance to pop in everyday
And pick a king who'll put the SPAM in
Great Spammers’ Day!
Mad and crazy, über Lazy, Great Spammers’ Day!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 25, 2008 11:50 PM |
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Song 9
Song TNT
Original Prince Ali from Aladin
Sung by TNT_Addict – Titanium Alloy
Backstory Since his praise thread has died, TNT want's to give the good expample: he praises himself 
Lyrics
-TitaniumAlloy-
Make way for TNT
Say hey! It's Prince Ali
-TNT_Addict-
Hey! That one there neither king or czar,
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Throw Ram Testicles!
Cause you gonna love this guy!
TNT! Fabulous me!
TNT_Addict
Dear suspect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Spectrum, give my lip balm
Then come and meet my spectacular corterie
TNT!
Mighty is me!
TNT Addict
Strong as ten humerous men, definitely!
I faced the Elvinique hordes
A hundred Geny’s with swords
Who sent those loons to their lords?
Why, TNT!
He's got seventy-five golden Sour Rams
(don't they look lovely Kook?)
Silky labello’s
He's got fifty-three
(fabulous TA, I love the feathers.)
When it comes to golden souring lambs
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie
TNT! Handsome is me, TNT_Addict
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your vein and prepare
To gawk and gravel and stare at TNT!
There's no question this Tina's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
He's got ninety-five pink fairy Testes
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the Testes)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and a niece
(Proud to work for him)
I bow to their plea love serving me
They're just lousy with loyalty to Me! TNT!
TNT!
Amorous me! TNT_Addict
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, bad people, is why I got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty Throwers, Nukes galore
With me natural charming
A nice smile and more
With my Quality points alarming
I can hypontise mods
Hail me! One of HC’s Gods!!! !
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted July 26, 2008 12:27 PM |
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Hehe, nice thread. Reminds me a lot of Guitarguy's thread, HC Song Parodies (I think that is the thread name). Good job and I hope you can get a QP for this. 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 27, 2008 02:18 PM |
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Quote:
Hehe, nice thread. Reminds me a lot of Guitarguy's thread, HC Song Parodies (I think that is the thread name). Good job and I hope you can get a QP for this.
Hehe, I only saw this thread yesterday, and it was great.
Now, I'll start to re-use some songs, so the following days you might encounter a second Topsy Turvey or Kiss the Girl 
Next song will be about QP-Hunting.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 27, 2008 02:25 PM |
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OMG he's really after that qp
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Lexxan
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posted July 27, 2008 02:46 PM |
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Who says that I will sing it?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
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posted July 27, 2008 02:50 PM |
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Then who will? TNT? (because he was on a QP hunting rampage with that HC competitions competition)
(oh and I understand if you want a QP to get rid of the 20 post-limit, and this thread deserves one IMO)
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted July 27, 2008 02:55 PM |
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OMG he's really after that qp
LOL, you can say that again
But he does deserve one. Just dunno who will sing what.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Lexxan
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posted July 27, 2008 04:52 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 16:57, 27 Jul 2008.
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Song10
Song: QP Hunting
Original: Topsy Turvey (Again)
Sung by: William
Backstory: William in his early QP hunting days, in March/april 2006
Lyrics:
-Hunters-
HC is full…
With persons like us
Hunters, trappers of the Plus
Come one, see all!
We shall not disappoint
At hunting, “Mein Freund”
We will gain a Qual’ty ...
-William-
Point! Hahaha!
Here in HC we got secret guild
We won’t rest until our wishes are fullfilled
Ev’ry QP for isn’t spilled
So give to the QP hunting lot
Ev’ry day we ambush the reckless mods
Hoping that it will affect the odds
Hopefully it’s help us getting a QP!
-Hunters-
QP hunting!
-William-
It’s a sport like any other!
-Hunters-
QP hunting!
-William-
I’ve got one, give me another!
QP gained and the mods are led astray
We follow the QP Hunter’s way
-Hunters-
QP Hunting!
-William-
Beat the odds and get a shiny
-Hunters-
QP Hunting
Your own chances aren’t tiny
Streaming in from the Newcomer’s Inn
-William-
Always we are Qp hunting
Our threads aren’t blunting"
Just give us that deserved QP!
Hunt one, Get all!
QPs,QPs, Our romance
We will get them by chance
Get one, hunt all
See our QPs hunting Spree
Geniune and all for free
QPs are our motto, you’ll
See!
Here it is, the moment we’ve been waiting for
Here it is, we know exactly what's in store
Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore
Now's the time we will see our love!
We are QP lovers till the last degree
One day we will get them, it’s a guarantee
One day we will arrive at a Promising status!
How?
-Hunters-
QP Hunting!
-William-
Our motto, our lifestyle
-Hunters-
QP Hunting!
-William-
A sport that is Versatile!
-Hunters-
We love them and get them, you’ll see
Join us on our QP hunting spree!
-William-
Ev'rybody!
-Hunters-
Ev’ry day we hunt until we all, sleeping, drop
-William-
Hunt the QP!
-Hunters-
But our wage doesn’t measure up
-William-
Oh, what a Point!
-Hunters-
When a Mod, gives the point so that we should stop
-William-
Mod, give a Point!
-Hunters-
That’s the QP Hunter’s lot
-William-
I've never had a point like this
-All-
And that’s's the day we do the things that we deplore
On the other three hundred and sixty-four
That morning we love to drop in
Where the beer is never stoppin
For the chance to pop some popinjay
And pick a point who'll put the "Q" in
QP Hunting Spree!
QP Hunting!!
All-inspiring, Never-tiring, QP Hunting Spree!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted July 27, 2008 05:13 PM |
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LOL!!!!! Great post!! Mods, is it possible Lex can get a QP now? 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted July 27, 2008 06:02 PM |
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LOL!!!!! Great post!! Mods, is it possible Lex can get a QP now?
Maybe we should cut down on our QP begging, this thread has it all over the place -- we decrease Lexxan's morale! 
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Lexxan
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posted July 27, 2008 07:32 PM |
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Decease? On the contrairy TheDeath, it encourages me to continue
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted July 27, 2008 07:39 PM |
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What I meant is, probably begging for QPs never give a QP. Mods don't like it when we beg and whine about it.
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted July 28, 2008 07:02 PM |
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Quote:
By Lexxan, the Disnofreak
You does not realise "disznó"; pronounced ['disno:] means pig/swine in Hungarian, do you?
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Lexxan
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posted July 29, 2008 04:05 PM |
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This isn't over yet
I'm working on my next song...
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted July 29, 2008 05:25 PM |
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Great songs. I'm laughing til my sides get sore lol
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Need moar avatars!
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Lexxan
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posted July 29, 2008 05:51 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 17:57, 29 Jul 2008.
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Song 11
Song: Here in HC
Original: Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid
Sung by: Our dearest admin, Valeriy
Backstory: Val wants to lure new posters to HC. WARNING: may contain pure proaganda
Lyircs:
-VALERIY-
I come from a far-away forum,
One that is so great,
You think you want to join us,
I think that’s the best choice, mate.
Pandora will guide you
A unique Opportunity
Just join the forum around here
It’s Heroes Community
Please join HC
Come to HC
Heroes 5 Lovers,
Above you hovers,
The CoC
Where MightyMage makes his Sandwich
And Pan bans every glitch
Ever-inspiring,
Never-tiring
Just join HC!!!
Down here Elvin Guards the Temple
It’s our most sacred ground
This is just one, sole sample,
Of the things that can be found
Geny leads the Peanut Planters,
Humour is waht they adore
But TNT is the one that hampers,
By throwing Testicles Galore
Here in HC
Here in HC
Ev’ryone loves you
Kisses and hugs you
Ah, l’amitieé
Our greatest Spammer is Lord Woock
A one of our mods is named Kook
All is possible
Without trouble
Here In HC
Please join HC
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the spammer an' the Mod
They will show what they’ve got
Contributed
And Distributed
Over HC
And Bakky’s is Back,
And Woock needs a Kook,
And TUM is the Chum,
Who makes Ladies run,
And Pan hate the SPAM,
Ev’ry mod is a God
But Trog says there they’re not
(Yeah)
And Acu’s wacku
The Glade won’t fade
Sandwitches Galore
You will scream for more
And TheDeath adores
Mvass’s Quote Wars
And I, Val, knows all well!
Here in HC
Yes, in HC
About Violent’s Toy
I won’t tell you, boy
It’s too Sensually
But you’ll see what we adore,
Peanuts, Testicles and more,
So my dear newbie
Become my groupie
Here in HC
No QP hunting
No SPAM is blunting
Here in HC
Each Tavern here
Served chilled out beer
Hear the Tai-Chi Master
Joining is faster
No QP Hunting
No Spam is Blunting
Here in HC
This one was very though
May contain rhyme errors…
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted July 29, 2008 08:53 PM |
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It's just fine
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